Interests Chris' current social life

[Marvin]

inner circle yadda yadda? It's been proven the guy is mostly boring unless he's being provoked or something but why is that little info so protected all the time? Apparently more private things have been confirmed already (and the videos! god, the videos...) but, you know, it seriously doesn't seem as boring as you guys make it sound like... I mean, if it's so hidden, it can't be just because "he's boring IRL". No offense, mind you Maybe this just a case of "curiosity killed the cat", I wonder.

So, my issue is that I know things that you guys would find interesting, but I don't want to show my hand and get my sources outed. Most of the time, it's not me, personally, who's fucking with Chris. It's frequently people who come to me for advice, or otherwise let me in on what they're doing. There have been a few people over the past few years who've done that.

It's not really my place to just dump their content, but I can give you the broad strokes.

I should probably clarify what I mean when I say Chris is boring. I think it's more that there's a lot of boring, everyday stuff to what Chris does. He'll have hilarious chimpouts once or twice during a period of a few years. but the intervening time is without incident.

Well, and on top of that, I'd rather not out Chris' specific social outlets if he doesn't do it himself first. Because, y'know, . He might end up doing it himself anyway by liking it on facebook or something.

Chris is aware of how boring/depressing it is for him to stress sigh at home with Barb and the dogs all day. So maybe once or twice a month, he'll do something like go play card games (like yugioh) in some tournament with little kids. He doesn't chimp out or anything. He just spergs with the kids without incident and goes home. (Of course, this is just an example. But you can get the idea of what Chris does.)

Sometimes he'll find a fun, regular place like Impulse and he'll go there consistently for a bit. But that can get boring for him if he's not crawling in pussy. Impulse might've gotten boring for him, I don't know if he's still going there regularly. But that might be because of the weather. I predict that when spring rolls around, Chris will be less mopey and go to Impulse again for a bit.

(Although, even if Impulse gets boring for Chris because no one there's banged him yet, he's still lonely enough that he'll go there once in awhile, just because being around girls makes him feel like he's close to pussy. He'll never give up on something like that permanently.)

 

[Holdek]

So maybe once or twice a month, he'll do something like go play card games (like yugioh) in some tournament with little kids. He doesn't chimp out or anything. He just spergs with the kids without incident and goes home.

Do parents get concerned that a 33-year-old retarded man wearing a dress is playing with their kids?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Stop asking questions. That's how we lost the first Marvin. #neverforget

 

[Milktheturtle]

Do parents get concerned that a 33-year-old retarded man wearing a dress is playing with their kids

People in hobby shop(I assume it's a hobby shop,because Marvin mentionned tournament) are usually between 12 and 40,with a mixed of socialy weird people and normal people,so i dont think Chris really stand-out and usually parents dont really care.

 

[Holdek]

People in hobby shop(I assume,because Marvin mentionned tournament) are usually between 12 and 40,with a mixed of socialy weird people and normal people,so i dont think Chris really stand-out and usually parents dont really care.

He said "little kids" so that's why I asked...Chris in his clown shirt looks like an adult autistic little kid. Chris in his bag lady getup is more disconcerting.

 

[Lipitor]

He said "little kids" so that's why I asked...Chris in his clown shirt looks like an adult autistic little kid. Chris in his bag lady getup is more disconcerting.

I'm reading into it that Chris is probably playing a childish card game like Pokemon or something.

 

[animedad]

Do parents get concerned that a 33-year-old retarded man wearing a dress is playing with their kids?

When he was a regular at the Game Place, the parents used to hover or at least keep an eye on their kids because they felt uncomfortable with Chris around. But that was during the clown-shirt days, so I could only imagine what type of suspicions/paranoia would arise from current Chris playing card games with kids.

 

[Christ-Chan]

So, my issue is that I know things that you guys would find interesting, but I don't want to show my hand and get my sources outed. Most of the time, it's not me, personally, who's fucking with Chris. It's frequently people who come to me for advice, or otherwise let me in on what they're doing. There have been a few people over the past few years who've done that.

It's not really my place to just dump their content, but I can give you the broad strokes.

I should probably clarify what I mean when I say Chris is boring. I think it's more that there's a lot of boring, everyday stuff to what Chris does. He'll have hilarious chimpouts once or twice during a period of a few years. but the intervening time is without incident.

Well, and on top of that, I'd rather not out Chris' specific social outlets if he doesn't do it himself first. Because, y'know, . He might end up doing it himself anyway by liking it on facebook or something.

Chris is aware of how boring/depressing it is for him to stress sigh at home with Barb and the dogs all day. So maybe once or twice a month, he'll do something like go play card games (like yugioh) in some tournament with little kids. He doesn't chimp out or anything. He just spergs with the kids without incident and goes home. (Of course, this is just an example. But you can get the idea of what Chris does.)

Sometimes he'll find a fun, regular place like Impulse and he'll go there consistently for a bit. But that can get boring for him if he's not crawling in pussy. Impulse might've gotten boring for him, I don't know if he's still going there regularly. But that might be because of the weather. I predict that when spring rolls around, Chris will be less mopey and go to Impulse again for a bit.

(Although, even if Impulse gets boring for Chris because no one there's banged him yet, he's still lonely enough that he'll go there once in awhile, just because being around girls makes him feel like he's close to pussy. He'll never give up on something like that permanently.)

So his not going there has nothing to do with what he said in the third interview about basically alienating his whole crew of galpals? Because, and this might just be a me-problem, but when someone says "oh, he's fairly socially active" doesn't translate to "he goes and plays cards with kids once or twice a month." "Fairly active" - to me - would translate into heading to the club once or twice a week and spending some in-between time with his galpals (since you said specifically that the people at Impulse didn't find him too weird or obnoxious and that he fit in fairly well (I can try and find the specific quote later)).

 

[Pickle Inspector]

People in hobby shop(I assume it's a hobby shop,because Marvin mentionned tournament) are usually between 12 and 40,with a mixed of socialy weird people and normal people,so i dont think Chris really stand-out and usually parents dont really care.

He said "little kids" so that's why I asked...Chris in his clown shirt looks like an adult autistic little kid. Chris in his bag lady getup is more disconcerting.

I used to occasionally play MTG/Warhammer Fantasy at those kind of places and if it's anything like that some parents basically use it as free childcare and drop their kids off and pick them up later.

 

[Marvin]

People in hobby shop(I assume it's a hobby shop,because Marvin mentionned tournament) are usually between 12 and 40,with a mixed of socialy weird people and normal people,so i dont think Chris really stand-out and usually parents dont really care.

This.

He said "little kids" so that's why I asked...Chris in his clown shirt looks like an adult autistic little kid. Chris in his bag lady getup is more disconcerting.

Yeah, I shouldn't have said "little kids". Mostly just whoever goes to these events, which like @Milktheturtle says, has a range of ages. Some CCGs are mostly an older crowd, like Magic, while others can include a mix of kids and adults, like pokemon and yugioh.

So his not going there has nothing to do with what he said in the third interview about basically alienating his whole crew of galpals? Because, and this might just be a me-problem, but when someone says "oh, he's fairly socially active" doesn't translate to "he goes and plays cards with kids once or twice a month." "Fairly active" - to me - would translate into heading to the club once or twice a week and spending some in-between time with his galpals (since you said specifically that the people at Impulse didn't find him too weird or obnoxious and that he fit in fairly well (I can try and find the specific quote later)).

Describing Chris' social situation can be tricky because a lot of what people say is context dependent. People think that literally all Chris does is hang out in 14BC with Barb or go to the store for q-sands. Chris is lonely and has a weak social life by normal standards. But it's not literally just hanging out with Barb and the dogs. Chris does get out sometimes. He goes to events more than you hear about. So when people say "fairly active", they mean compared to the common conception of a sad sack whose only social outlets are Barb, the dogs and retail cashiers.

So I guess it's more like "fairly active, compared to what you probably think he's doing".

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Stop asking questions. That's how we lost the first Marvin. #neverforget

Still shuddering to remember that pickle suit covered in Fanta.

 

[Asandy31]

How have people outside of impulse reacted to Chris excluding feminity? He used to cross dress a lot I know, but now with the fake boobs, Sailor Neptune Mullet, and the name change, I wonder if people are more creeped out than usual.