Inactive Chris Morgan / The Bagel Boss / @ChrisMorganThe1 / "Saint Bagelcel" / The Angry Bagel Guy - Autistic Joe Pesci, incel with chip on his shoulders, stroke survivor

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Ah, so he is a shortarse. Probably got a small dick too. What could go wrong? Let's hope no one has been imprudent enough to let him have an AR-15 and a map to the nearest place of worship [and the FBI have him under surveillance] ....Still, his manifesto might be interesting if he could stop sperging long enough to write one.

Has there ever been a manlet uprising?
 
Looks like he's out after a psych evaluation according to the news. He posted a dark and shaky video on Twitter throwing the finger multiple times while the COPS theme song plays loudly. I was amused to see in his Twitter bio that he'll follow you if you retweet him. So tempting....
 
A good start. Now arrest the rest of the incels and force them to get therapy.

But therapy won't get them girlfriends so it's not going to work. In this guy's case it won't make him taller either. Good effort though.

Ah, so he is a shortarse. Probably got a small dick too. What could go wrong? Let's hope no one has been imprudent enough to let him have an AR-15 and a map to the nearest place of worship [and the FBI have him under surveillance] ....Still, his manifesto might be interesting if he could stop sperging long enough to write one.

He lives in New York, I don't think it's legal to own a butter knife there anymore let alone a firearm. Seriously, you think he could withstand the punishing recoil of 5.56? He'd go flying into the wall of the nearest bagel shop from the muzzle blast alone.
 
Private (recruit) Morgan wishing to speak to sergeant /fit/. The manlet uprising has already begun! We will overthrow all the lanklets! All hail the supreme shortarse alphadestiny!
 
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