Manosphere Christopher Francis McCarty / "Chris the Kiwi" - A fat, violently autistic troglodyte, who spends his days living on government subsidies and threatening any women that gives him a modicum of attention

[My Cat Is Racist]

Is this fat retarded fuck dying his hair now? I know he gets his eyebrows waxed and plucked but this is new


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Chris has doxxed Chris Savage's email address. (Chris Savage is the "Jedi Doctor" ex cop nutjob Kiwi gets all of his naturopathic advice from)


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Chris is also on Bumble (dating app) now. These screenshots are all from the app. (Chris would absolutely not have to be drunk to bang this chick)


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He's still desperately trying to get Dick's attention.
He has asked Dick for a fair amount of cash for an appearance on the show, even going so far as to ask how much Shaun gets paid.

Dick offered him $50 to write a 5 min long eulogy for Cantillions and Chris turned it down.

 

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I just located all of the Chris Cant cast on my old laptop. I'll see if I can make them available.

Chris had the episodes removed from Soundcloud after his feelings were hurt but I think the content's worth a listen. Multiple melt downs, crying, freak outs and more.

Plus I think it's what Cantillions would have wanted.

 

[kabbublor0r0]

I just located all of the Chris Cant cast on my old laptop. I'll see if I can make them available.

Chris had the episodes removed from Soundcloud after his feelings were hurt but I think the content's worth a listen. Multiple melt downs, crying, freak outs and more.

Plus I think it's what Cantillions would have wanted.

There's always this torrent but a more reliable mirror would be great, this must survive.

 

[Abowaffen]

Chris has been going around everywhere wearing his Wagner group shirt. The Twitter nafo brigade found him and got his account banned.

 

[Rape Ape]

Lol. I had an encounter with Chris the Hutt. This guy must be the most porn-brained lolcow that I ever met on the web. His account is still up through @kiwi_chrisaus. Unfortunately it looks like he is creating multiple accounts through the twitter system.

He also likes to endorse people to commit suicide. This fat retarded fuck sure likes to make himself into a laughing stock.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Chris has been going around everywhere wearing his Wagner group shirt. The Twitter nafo brigade found him and got his account banned.
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He looks like a deranged Kengle

 

[Pee Cola]

Did someone say "Chris Cant Cast" archive?

Ep 1 - Chemtrail Cucks

Ep 2 - Dr Kiwi MD ft Cripple Jesus

Ep 3 - Kiwi Chris Chan

Ep 4 - P.E. Kiwi

Ep 5 - Cant the Audio Engineer

Ep 6 - Chris on Love Flow

Ep 7 - Piggy Kiwi

Ep 8 - 94%

Ep 9 - Government Issued Girlfriends

Ep 10 - That's Incredible!

Ep 11 - Episode 11

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

After disappearing from Twitter in mid December 2023, Chris has returned and it turns out he was in prison. No idea what he was in for. Apparently it was a lot of fun and people were really cool and nice.


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Somehow Chris' Twitter @kiwi_chrisaus has been nuked but one of his old accounts @kiwi_chrisalpha is live again with about the same amount of followers and the same join date as the one he just lost.

It's pretty strange. The new bio's equally as strange with no mention of his Ham radio callsign , PMC Wagner or the Dick Show. He protected his X page a week or so ago on the old account and the new account is also set to private.

In his previous bio, he was begging for money for food via his PayPal account (after spending over 1.5k of his welfare money on a new Ham radio and antenna) but now it seems any donations will go towards his "wandering journey to his throne in Mali".

I assume this is a retarded inside joke he finds hilarious but it just makes it look like his account's been hacked. Given he handed over his Discord password to some rando once thinking he was talking to Discord support, this isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

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