Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

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Looks like poor Shrimpy may have gotten the coof. I'm not surprised that his sedentary fat ass will take it harder than most people.

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Shrimpy coming down sick, when he's fat, autistic, sedentary, and vaxed? I bet he doesn't eat right either, or ever get outside for any natural vitamin D. Yeah, that's bad news for him. He'd better be praying. Remember Chris, Jesus loves you, even if no one else does. (But sometimes loving someone means bringing them back home before they can commit unpardonable sin. You need to stop trying to molest kids if you want to live, Chris.)
 
lmao apparently the coof came from the family because of course Chris never leaves his house in fear of the rape gangs, his brother went to a party where everyone caught it pretty much. So, I guess we have to thank one extremely based person for not getting vaxxed/not obeying mask mandates and showing up to this party to unleash the plague on the pedo using his 800 lb brother as a bioweapon

wonder if chris will still blame kf for "murdering" him somehow if he writes up a will in his last moments.
 
The location is a good fit. Same for the age. Destroying his phone in a fit of spastic tard rage is 100% his style too.
the funny thing is I had caught a headline of "lol somebody got popped for pedo shit and tried to wreck his phone but lol" and never clicked the story and didn't realize the possibility
 
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Imagine acting like the world has to cater to your fragility so that anything negative about you pulls you in to some obsessive ’suicide’ spiral where you demand constant coddling and affirmation. Imagine being so thin skinned and defenseless. For chrissakes grow a spine already. Even Jeffery Dahmer would call you a sissy faggot.
 
I think this guy is a few years older than our lolcow. Also, he went after a girl when this lolcow is clearly into boys.

Also, this is from Indiana. Shrimpy lives in Ohio.
yeah the whole going after a chick thing was why I wasn't sure, but serious how the fuck many Chris J McGees are out there?
 
yeah the whole going after a chick thing was why I wasn't sure, but serious how the fuck many Chris J McGees are out there?
The drive from Indiana to Ohio isn't the worst drive either.
 
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If covid conspiracy theorists where correct how would they tell the difference with clawshrimpy?

Somebody I know had an interesting description of people like Chris?

"He's too lazy to prosper, too stupid to grow, too cowardly to gain respect and too vile to even be pitied.....(bit of back and forth) St augustine commented that to be effective evil needs some virtues, courage and resolve for example. This guy is so fucking devoid of good or even admirable traits he cannot be a real problem because he's such a loser so he's just a compete chore to be around."
 
I'm sure that is still Shrimpy larping as a 45 year old guy. With his mental illness and his incredible stimming ability it is possible for him to live a double life but still end up as a pedophile on both.

This is someone who can stim his way to Mickey D's in the middle of a rain. Do not underestimate him.
 
The thing is the teets of this lolcow have long since dried up, despite some of his dumb takes upsetting my own personal brain worms.

The thing is, Chris seems to be just trying to avoid controversy and exist in the lgbt community and move on with his sad pathetic life, because most people have either forgotten or stopped caring about him long ago, even the twitter troons and fags who prided themselves in putting Chris on blast before, I guess because there are bigger accounts to cancel, there was never much return in terms of clout for going after a nobody like Chris, and performative "community safety" activism only exists to gain clout and prove they're the "acceptable" fags when in reality they're just as degenerate as Chris, they just are better about not getting outed like Chris's dumb ass. Despite efforts to inform people about his name change by some of the original callout people, the rebrand worked.

I think what may have helped Chris fly under the radar is he's so far kept his nose clean since the last major incident. (I certainly haven't seen anything about a new grooming attempt on a minor and not just regular old simping for fictional characters that even the lgbt weirdos who called him out are even guilty of themselves.) He hasn't talked about Harry at all, or even about the harassment he supposedly receives from people like us or "antis" other than extremely vague stuff that doesn't bring up the accusations. He just whines about being bad at competitive games, He's trying in vain to get enough average viewers to make affiliate on Twitch, and is now simping hard for this bad undertale-clone he's been playing. (I hate Undertale with a passion for the damage it's done to the gaming medium by onboarding a bunch of cringe lgbt bullshit into games, but this Omori game somehow manages to be worse from what little i've seen of it, It's WAY more pretentious than most of Toby Fox's shit, and I guess it clicked with Chris because it's total shota bait,)

He's just like any other twitter transtrander now. It's kinda silly how easy cancel culture let him off the hook so easily.
 
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