Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Telemeter]

Our world teeming with abusive deadbeat dads doesn’t agree. I’ll believe Dax has changed when he actually changes.

Juju is not black though.

 

[AnOminous]

Juju is not black though.

He's a shitskin though. A fat beaner faggot diddler.

 

[Harm]

The video where he "vaped" the Belle Delphine bathwater was faked, and demonetized. Not wholly relevant, but it's fun twisting the knife!

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

You're wrong on this one.

He brought Vito the Pedo on exclusively to be a contrarian to everyone who was calling him a disgusting unfunny pedophile on his (Dick's) KF thread and elsewhere at the time. He even tried to bait Null to talk about it or go on his show several times.

It's not that deep.

There are hours of Dick going: "HOW DOES IT PERSONALLY AFFECT YOU IF VITO IS A PEDOPHILE?? YACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!"

Yeah, but for THIS LONG? I know one of the cornerstones of lolcowdom is being unable to admit fault, but god damn. I would've dropped Vito in the first month once Null made it clear he wasn't interested in enriching him by yelling at his pet retard on his show.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Maybe I'm overthinking things and he really is that basic, but you'd think that he would at least have something, ANYTHING, to show for his support of Vito over the years. Riley is his producer and is willing to get his hands dirty in order to try and get a rise from people. Understandable. He's a waste of functioning organs and the world be better off without him, but Dax gets something out of his continued existence so it makes sense that he'd keep him around. Vito has nothing to Dax. He's not funny, he has no clout or relevance, he drives off fans with his shit behavior, and to top it all off, he's very high maintenance. I'm just saying, that seems like a lot to take on for the sake of being an "le funny contrarian."

Between the "sold Vito out" comment and Vito's proclivities, I could imagine a possibility where Vito brought in underage girls for Dax, but if that were actually the case Vito would be the first to run to the FBI and try to secure a deal where he gets protective custody. It would also mean both of them are completely fucked, if either one of them thought the FBI were onto them.

Vaedo has been making his "ha ha I'm a pedo" jokes for his entire Internet career.

Despite my dislike of Vito, I remember being a bit taken aback at first that Vito was friends with an avowed pedophile (it might've been MrGirl), because I thought Vito was just a troll (after all, he didn't vape the bathwater), was too dumb to realize you shouldn't joke about being a pedophile, and besides, no one was really familiar with Vito before that. Did he even have any presence on KF prior to when he showed up on The Dick Show circa 2019?

 

[AnOminous]

Did he even have any presence on KF prior to when he showed up on The Dick Show circa 2019?

No, because he was meaningless, just like he will be when Dick gets rid of him, unless he tries to turn him into another Maddox.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Did he even have any presence on KF prior to when he showed up on The Dick Show circa 2019?

He has a moderately successful video about the Star Wars movies that just caught the algorithm at the exact correct time to be viewed by any retard that just wanted to watch someone shit on the movies. Then he accidentally got viral again for being a faggot pretending to be a faggot vaping a whores bathwater.

Outside of that, he was a nobody faggot wanting to fuck kids.

 

[RotPockets]

Despite my dislike of Vito, I remember being a bit taken aback at first that Vito was friends with an avowed pedophile (it might've been MrGirl), because I thought Vito was just a troll

Vaedo brought a 15 year old girl to some gathering and was asked to leave.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Vaedo brought a 15 year old girl to some gathering and was asked to leave.

I remember when he did that. He just immediately dipped into the, "I didn't know she was 15" excuse. That was when he was already trying his best to not make any pedophile jokes because everyone was giving him shit. Dude should just quit the Internet already and he definitely won't.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Well yeah. Best case scenario, Dax's redemption arc still has a long way to go. The more cynical take (which this forum seems to favor) is that throwing Vito under the bus is 100% self-serving behavior and has nothing to do with how rancid Vito is.

Most lolcows have some sort of "factory error", so to speak. So you bet there are narcissists, sociopaths, BPD whores, etc. And we shouldn't trust anyone unless they show good signs of changing.

He's a shitskin though. A fat beaner faggot diddler.

Is Dax Herrera related to Brandon Herrera or just a FUNNY and WEIRD surname coincidence? They do remember one another, maybe could be first or second degree cousins.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Is Dax Herrera related to Brandon Herrera or just a FUNNY and WEIRD surname coincidence? They do remember one another, maybe could be first or second degree cousins.

Do you assume everyone with the surname Smith is related?

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Do you assume everyone with the surname Smith is related?

Nah; as I said, they just remind me of one another, physically. Perhaps a distant cousin.