Riveting stuff Vito... thanks, proud of you.
What a lonely little man.
How do you fuck up pizza day this bad?edit: officially done hatewatching vito's twitter because it's making me too sad
Extra extra cheese. Motherfucker going to need a coronary.
May Allah forgive me for saying this, but 7/11 pizza is passable. Especially if you're in a rush and need something very close to you.
I'm surprised there's pepperoni on it, because I thought he preferred cheese pizza.
Not when it's Tomlinson brand, child.
I used to eat a pizza like this by myself… when I ran track in college and they were post meet treats we got for free. That’s what? 2000 calories right there plus soda? Say each slice in a generous 200 calories, we’re looking at 8 slices for 1600 calories in one sitting for the pizza and we’re going to continue to be generous and say that’s a zero calorie drink.
By buying 7-11 pizza.
one time I had 7/11 pizza and it tasted like stomach acid.
It's the level of taste I would expect from Vito Comedy.
I see he's living the high life his haters are bankrolling. Also;
Vito cannot control what comes in or goes out of his mouth. Dick had some bet with Vito where he would win money for loosing weight as long as he weigh himself weekly. The prize was $500 or $1000 and he just had to loose about a pound a month. Vito claimed to be taking Ozempic and still failed the bet. Absolutely zero self control. It must be so demoralizing to wake up looking like a cancerous scrotum.
