Lolcow ChrisX - Writer of most of the cringier autism in TV Tropes Pantheon pages.

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In a refreshing break from the hordes of trannies and social justice warriors, we have a classic fanboy lolcow, the type that is such a sperglord even other sperglords think he's an autistic jackass.

And his name is ChrisX.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/ChrisX

http://archive.is/UeHMH

(Archive.is is for the history of his troper page, where some stuff he deleted can be found)

Chris is an Indonesian dude in his mid-thirties who jerks himself raw to Litchi Faye-Ling, the big breasted Chinese lady with jiggling tits from the BlazBlue games, so much so he's willing to start e-wars over people insulting his waifu and commandeered the autismfest known as the TV Tropes Pantheon pages to write all sorts of apologist fanfiction for anything she did in canon that was remotely questionable.

He's also known for being a spastic over damn near anything else he's obsessed with, and if it's mentioned on his troper page, you can bet money he's had an autistic slapfight with someone over it.

Some links to his other sites:

http://chrisxcorner.blogspot.com/

http://chrisx-212.tumblr.com/

A callout on a chan thread over him using the TV Tropes Pantheon pages to jerk off:

http://archive.is/81qXC

And it seems even one of the main forums for the fandom hates this guy:

http://w11.zetaboards.com/The_Cauldron/search/6/?c=3&mid=3147939&month=1&year=2012

And according to some of the threads that can be found via this Google search, hate is likely a very mild term:

https://www.google.com/#q="ChrisX"+"Blazblue"+site:www.blazblue.com

(Some links have a strange "need account to view message", skip these unless you have an account, and if you do, screencap anything about his cowishness)
 
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Here's some of his cringelord fanfic about Litchi from the TV Tropes Pantheon page:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/HealthAndDiseases

Litchi Faye Ling, Goddess of Boobies and Gorgeous Doctors (Dr. Faye Ling, Boobie Lady, Boobzilla, Rackula)
HealthAndDiseases

  • Theme Song: Oriental Flower
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her staff Mantenbou, stuck near her panda hairpin and several medicines on her Emblem
  • Alignment: True Neutral note
  • Portfolio: Beautiful doctors, Staff Fighting, Chinese Girls, Cool Big Sisters With Big Boobies, Being Stripperiffic, Love Martyrs, Those Forced into Evil, Easy Friendships For Children
  • Domains: Healing, Appearance, Protection
  • Followers: Tae Anegasaki (School Rumble), Lian Shi (Dynasty Warriors), Hello Nurse.
  • Allies: Millia Rage, Bang Shishigami, Mele, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Hyodo Issei, Rias Gremory, Sophitia Alexandra, Reptile, Mami Tomoe, Karen Minazuki, Mitsuru Kirijo, Carl Clover, Taokaka, Mikan Tsumiki, Imu, Shinji Ikari, Squigly, The Saber Marionettes
  • Enemies: Terumi Yuuki, Magiquonne/Arfoire
  • Opposes: Valentine
  • Special Relationship: Arakune
  • She was once a follower of House. However, she felt bad for attracting way too much patients thanks to her appearance and moved here. She's still as competent in medicine practice as House acknowledges, though.
  • She's not accepting those who come to her hospital because of Nose Bleed, especially when it's caused by Selena Recital. Because her appearance could make their condition even worse.
  • Is recently seen to be chatting with Millia Rage, as she sees her as a kindred spirit dealing with similar problems of a mortal friend who was driven mad through an enormous power.
  • When the GUAE captured her 'lover' Arakune, she was forced to serve evil against her will, or else Arakune dies. However, the combined effort of many Gods railed by Tokugawa Ieyasu (Bang was included there), rescued her. As such, Litchi felt incredibly indebted with Ieyasu.
    • She's currently assigned in the GUAG Token Evil Teammates, a heavy decision for her but she managed to survive thanks to the supports of new friends (especially Sophitia, who once suffered the same fate as her, she's not jealous at why she's not in her place, really). She also became fond with Reptile, whom she pitied for his fate and because he kinda reminds her of Arakune.
  • She currently shares an extra room with the other Goddess of Boobies, Paio II. Aside of that, she's also often visited by Mami Tomoe, who liked to share tea with her and chat together. The three are known as the 'Boobie Trio'. However, it revealed that Paio was flat-chested, thus having the leadership relegated to her, much to her chargrin. Thankfully, around this time, the group managed to stay in three because Sona Buvelle has accepted the offer to join the group.
  • There are rumors that Magiquonne/Arfoire is either her Evil Counterpart, or her alternate self if she chose to prioritize Arakune over all else, to the point of being an Omnicidal Maniac for his safety. This is one of the things that truly horrified Litchi and she swore to oppose her at all cost, while juggling her desire.
  • She recently realized that Relius has used the research she offered when she was in the GUAE and set up a plan for a mass destruction, which involves Bang. Realizing that her research was misused, she had a Heroic B.S.O.D. and cried alone. Those who see her like that finally realize that she really is Forced into Evil instead of being an obsessed freak... but still not enough to remove her from the GUAG Token Evil Teammates... yet.
  • Still unsure how to act with the rise of her master, Kokonoe. On one hand, Litchi was really happy for her, but on the other hand, she was pretty sure that she's still pissed at her for her decision in the past, and she did.
  • Good friends with Squigly, due to their similar voices and personalities. Litchi was nearly moved to tears when she eventually saw Squigly wear a costume based off her own as a sign of their friendship, as well as the promise that she would help her try and save Arakune. Of course, Squigly is also prepared to kill him if there should prove to be no other option available, but she's willing to do most anything else before that.
  • Forms quite a close bond with Karen Minazuki after the latter was trying to further reach out her dream to be a doctor with Litchi teaching her and treating her like an assistant along with ensuring that she's not alone (claiming that the other Yes Precure 5 members will follow into the proper Pantheon). She noted that the experience with Karen is similar with her experience with her mortal assistant Linhua: Very fun and relaxing.
    • Whenever no one's looking, she often drinks herself of whatever sorrow she had. By dumb luck, she got caught red-handed by Karen, who scolds her despite being far younger than her, and made her swear not to drink at all. Litchi reluctantly agreed... but managed to worm her way out by telling that she'll do it if Karen dresses up in cute dresses.
  • She was recently seen to once again fall into her obsession and sided with Relius in his way to remake the Pantheon so she can reverse Arakune's fate. However, before entering the servitude, she was approached by Revolver Ocelot's apprentice, Celestia Ludenberg that it'd be more interesting if she 'lied' about true loyalty and ditch him when things go south. Deciding to take the gamble, Litchi did so, and turns out, Relius was utterly beaten when he's backstabbed by Ocelot and Albert Wesker, so she followed the instruction, and eventually along with Carl, was charged with overseeing Relius' punishment, thus supporting her case to eventually be yanked out of the GUAG Token Evil Teammates.
  • The rise of Arakune has indirectly thrown Litchi into a center of conflict. While she hasn't said anything, a faction within the Pantheon was convinced that she will fall into evil again if someone used him as a leverage, so they decided to eliminate her before she would give more help to evil, while there are other faction that are protective to her and thought that the first faction went too far, and a third faction that believed that the only way to help her is to have Arakune dead. This will engulf the Pantheon in a civil war, and it doesn't matter the outcome, Litchi will still blame herself for causing that.
    • This came on top of that she was nearly arrested by her former superior, Kokonoe, and had her house sealed and her designated alignment forcefully rewritten from Neutral Good to True Neutral. She was about to receive punishment, but was snatched away by ninjas Shen, Akali and Kennen and imprisoned for her own good within Ashe's house. This also has a side effect that those unstable deities that became more stable because she showered kindness to them, such as Reptile and Mikan Tsumiki, to be tethering on the edge of becoming insane once more.
    • Has heard of Mitsuzane, and couldn't help but smile silently to herself. After all, if he was welcomed back after all the things he did, there's hope for her yet.
  • Is not some sort of artificial human. Please do not make that mistake.
  • Also resides in House of Personal Appearances.
 
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Around the time I created this thread, I remembered a Geth N7 blogpost where he talks about how cringey the Pantheon crap had become (he was a former fan way back in the day but bailed hard when he realized the idiots using to jerk off had completely taken over), and given what is discussed, I think it adds some great context:

http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/02/i-discuss-valkyrie-drive-mermaid-and.html
 
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As I've said in the TV Tropes Community thread, me and a group of friends used to regularly make fun of this guy's posts in the TV Tropes forum. He's been like this for years. It's kind of great that this sort of personal lolcow of ours has a thread on KF now.

I could go looking for the specific posts we mocked, but seriously, I don't think it's necessary. A simple Google search for "ChrisX" and "Litchi" will quickly show the magnitude of his sperging. Literally all it takes to set him off is saying "you're waifu a shit", lol.
 
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More cringelord fanfic, this time using little more than one character sharing a voice actor with another to whore his Litchi obsession:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/DigitalPersonas

Arfoire, Goddess of Evil Digital Piracy (The Deity of Sin, Magiquone, Eno, Arfork, Arbore, Arsnore, You Again? Go Home!)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A flash cart (either the R4 or Magic CFW)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Digital Piracy, Sexy Evil, Invincible Villainy, Omnicidal Maniac, Pale-Skinned, Dark-Haired Women Who Look Like Witches
  • Domains: Digital Piracy, Evil
  • Allies: Noah Kaiba
  • Enemies: The rest of the House of Technology (Lain in particular), Lan Hikari, Litchi Faye-Ling, the CPUs, Histoire, The CPU Candidates, Link, Master Chief, Kratos, Segata Sanshiro, Seto Kaiba, BMO
  • High Priest: CFW Magic/Magic the Hard
  • Ascended after she was snuck in by the God of Virtual Ghosts, Noah Kaiba, who brought her in to help him steal data from KaibaCorp HQ. When she was told that the Goddesses were not around, she was glad to have them gone so she could fight unopposed, unaware that others would act on their behalf.
  • Has clashed often with Link, who acts as a herald for Blanc/White Heart. Master Chief and Kratos assist him at times, acting as heralds for Vert/Green Heart and Noire/Black Heart, respectively. Along with them, Segata Sanshiro has acted as a herald for Neptune/Purple Heart, being her toughest opponent yet.
  • There are rumors that she is either an Evil Counterpart or the Dark Side of Litchi Faye-Ling made manifest, thanks to the overall sexy she emitted and her voice, some say that if she confirms to the rumors of her being so obsessed that she will destroy anything for her goal, Arfoire will completely consume Litchi. The rumors have yet to be confirmed, but even if she's not a console personification, Arfoire already hates Litchi for her kind disposition.
    • Current development seems to show that this rumor is about to get busted as false, but Arfoire remained calm… there's still a small hope for her that things will go south later for Litchi and her personality anyway and that'd be the time she consumes her. Arfoire also nearly succeeded, when Litchi once again got into Relius Clover's side… but her hopes were yanked the moment Wesker and Ocelot backstabbed Relius, and it turns out Litchi did not go through her Face–Heel Turn fully, all of it being Ocelot's plan.
 
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Never have I seen something this needlessly tl;dr over someone's (shitty) waifu before. I'm amazed TVT is even tolerating his presence considering this guy's hatred among the fanbase he's a part of.

Then again, given that TVTropes is by and large a cesspool in and of itself. Can't say I'm surprised they're allowing him to spread his BB :autism: given how shit their pantheon is.
 
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More cringelord fanfic, this time about another BlazBlue character:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/CombatClothing

Bang Shishigami, God of Highly Visible Ninja (Scruffy Man)
  • Theme Song: REPPUU (Gale). When Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan is activated, either Beat A Nail With Your Hammer or Bang!Bang!BigBang! -Justice Will Prevail! The Hero has Come!-
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Nox Nyctores, Phoenix: Rettenjō, on his emblem.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Highly Visible Ninja, Large Ham, Manly Chests, Loving Justice, Stalking Miss Litchi, Boisterous Bruiser, Big Fragging Nail, Overriding Music, Calling out attack names
  • Domains: Ninja, Justice, War, Love
  • Followers: The Shadow Sun Corporation, Shuriken Sentai Ninninger.
  • Allies: Litchi Faye Ling, Chipp Zanuff, Johnny Cage, Galford D. Weiler, Naruto, Elzam von Branstein, Ryu Hayabusa, Strider Hiryu, Schwarz Bruder, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Alex Louis Armstrong, Might Guy, Sven, Carl Clover, Taokaka
  • Enemies: Yuuki Terumi,
  • Headbutting Heroes with: Jin Kisaragi.
  • BANG BANG BANG BAAAAANG!!! BAANING-U DAMASHII!!! TATAKAU KOKORO KOUGETSUKU HODO NIIIII!!!
  • Was the former pupil of Elzam in overriding songs, but breaks out on his own. In the same vein of Elzam, now one of his followers, Chipp Zanuff, has arisen and became one of Bang's most trusted sparring partner.
  • Despite his advances on Litchi, he is actually kinda shy in terms of love. He has since visited on the House of Love frequently to read about how to make proper advances on her.
  • At one point, he was being opposed by Ryu Hayabusa, on how he thinks Bang takes the word 'Ninja' so lightly. Bang suddenly reveals quite an intelligent debate on how Hayabusa is not-so-invisible after all. Hayabusa was stunned at the revelation and they have been friends ever since.
  • Is part of the Pantheon's Ninja Trinity along with Hayabusa and Schwarz Bruder. Due to the event below, this gets revamped into 'Ninja Shi-Tennou', with Naruto Uzumaki as the new member... because Bang made a deal with Naruto about it.
    • With Chipp Zanuff's ascension (whom he subsequently joined the group upon Bang's request), the Ninja Shi-Tennou was renamed the "Go Ninja Legion''.
  • Became really good friends in no time with Ieyasu, not just due to his efforts to rescue Litchi from the GUAE, but because Bang REALLY likes the Power of Bonds.
  • Visits the Toku Base a lot due to some... similarities with one of the heads there, Takeshi Hongo. However, at one point, he ends up mistaking Segata Sanshiro for him, and thanks to his lack of ownership of a Sega Saturn, he got beaten to a pulp, and then was told that he can unlock the potential of his Phoenix Rettenjou by training with Segata Sanshiro. Now Bang trains under Segata Sanshiro, beating out giant Sega Saturn blocks until his fingers and hand break.
    • However, eventually it was revealed that one of the uses of the Rettenjou is akin to a nuke. Bang is currently getting a grip on what to do on such weapon.
  • Thinks Alex Louis Armstrong as a 'friendly rival' in terms of 'Manly Chests', in which Bang hopes to develop such abs to impress Miss Litchi further. Of course, thus far, Armstrong always beat him in a flexing match.
    • He's also regularly visits a session of Pumping Up held by Sven. Although Bang would still hold up his beliefs of justice and encourages that Sven should decrease his grumpiness if he wanted to 'protect the weak'. In a way, his burning spirit is a way to show that he is constantly Pumped Up.
  • Plays a big part in wrecking Relius' plans by using what Segata Sanshiro taught of him about the Phoenix Rettenjou. However, in doing so, he ends up a Heartbroken Badass that his dreams about Litchi's perfection shattered as she and Carl was beating him up in support of Relius, but because of his efforts, they were able to reverse their misfortunes. After putting Relius in the place, they went on and apologized to Bang. Obviously Bang accepted... but decided that for the moment, he's better off Just Friends with Litchi
  • Naturally, he's very proud that now his two finest students Pantheon-wise, both Chipp and Galford, has ascended on their own. They also invited him for a 'class reunion' or sorts. Due to the thickness of his head, Bang did not realize that the two held that to put off some ease of Bang's mind due to the recent events.
 
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The self troping he has on his troper page is pretty hilarious:

  • Berserk Button: Betrayal of images. I tend to have expectations on something, and when that expectation is betrayed... I lose my shit and common sense.
  • Fan Of The Underdog: Many times, tending to favor what the fandom don't overly focus.
  • Fanservice: Not bothered with them, appreciate voluptuous and sexy bodies instead of going "Eew, gross!"
  • Fatal Flaw: Overattachment, once I'm attached to something, it's hard to let go.
  • Good Feels Good: It's why I prefer doing goody-goody things (But of course I fail at times, I'm just a man after all). I'm kinda sick of the trend of Evil Is Cool and Good Is Boring.
  • Good Is Not Nice: I try to be good at times, but sometimes I just don't have patience to certain group of people.
  • The Leader: Apparently, the Trope Pantheon guys considered me as an unofficial one, due to trying to stay calm at most. Don't think this applies to real life, though. I'm more of a follower guys and have shit leadership skills.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Most of the time, I try to be nice, but there are times I just get my mouth off and comes off insensitive. Still I usually did not mean those.
  • Nerd: Not at all athletic, and more interested in geeky, fiction stuffs.
  • Never Live It Down: All right guys, if any of you are still thinking that I'm this wacko who overly obsess about a certain buxom doctor... Well I don't blame you. That's going to be a smear in my internet life record forever.
  • True Neutral: As much as I like Neutral Good better, I am not as saintful as the trope implies. All in all, I just believe that my welfare comes first, but I do value good-hearted principles, and hates selfishness for the heck of it.
  • Troll: Depends. If it's done in good nature and amongst a good circle of friends, it's fine. But if it's done out of malice, For the Evulz, or things that make people suffer... even on strangers... I'd think that those people are scums that deserve to be publicly humiliated. Personal Acceptable Targets, I'd say.

To sum this up, he's a shut-in neckbeard autist who expects things a certain way and chimps out if he gets surprised. He freely admits he's unhealthily obsessed with shit but refuses to stop because autism. He even acknowledges he's going to be considered a lolcow but again, autism keeps him from stopping. He's also the type to jerk off to anime titties without shame, and if he ever discovers his thread here he'll likely tard rage.
 
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Accel_Rider said:
According to the post by geth, the trope pantheon used to be about characters who embody certain tropes. Then it became an excuse for people to fanwank about their waifus. Incredible.
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That's the story of a lot of bad ideas TV Tropes had.

Troper Tales was supposed to be a whimsical "what tropes have you experienced in your daily lives" exercise.

It mutated into a ton of "shitthatdidnthappen".txt and autists proclaiming to be all sorts of stupid shit with tons of trope link whoring, as well as some creepy sexual shit written by a bunch of people who have likely never got off with anything other than their hands.

Fetish Fuel was already a borderline trainwreck at its inception and quickly devolved into the biggest collection of perverts on the internet getting off to damn near everything and explaining why in way too much detail.
 
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Cynical said:
In a refreshing break from the hordes of trannies and social justice warriors, we have a classic fanboy lolcow, the type that is such a sperglord even other sperglords think he's an autistic jackass.

And his name is ChrisX.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/ChrisX

http://archive.is/UeHMH

(Archive.is is for the history of his troper page, where some stuff he deleted can be found)

Chris is an Indonesian dude in his mid-thirties who jerks himself raw to Litchi Faye-Ling, the big breasted Chinese lady with jiggling tits from the BlazBlue games, so much so he's willing to start e-wars over people insulting his waifu and commandeered the autismfest known as the TV Tropes Pantheon pages to write all sorts of apologist fanfiction for anything she did in canon that was remotely questionable.

He's also known for being a spastic over damn near anything else he's obsessed with, and if it's mentioned on his troper page, you can bet money he's had an autistic slapfight with someone over it.

Some links to his other sites:

http://chrisxcorner.blogspot.com/

http://chrisx-212.tumblr.com/

A callout on a chan thread over him using the TV Tropes Pantheon pages to jerk off:

http://archive.is/81qXC

And it seems even one of the main forums for the fandom hates this guy:

http://w11.zetaboards.com/The_Cauldron/search/6/?c=3&mid=3147939&month=1&year=2012

And according to some of the threads that can be found via this Google search, hate is likely a very mild term:

https://www.google.com/#q="ChrisX"+"Blazblue"+site:www.blazblue.com

(Some links have a strange "need account to view message", skip these unless you have an account, and if you do, screencap anything about his cowishness)
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Go Chris. Fap to the Xtreme!
 
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Took a trip to his Sandbox page, here's his WIP entry for Zhuge Liang for the Pantheon:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/ChrisX

Zhuge Liang (Stylename: Kongming), God of Swift Plans (Sleeping Dragon, Zhuge, Shokatsuryou Koumei, Caster/Lord El-Melloi/Waver Velvet)
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He's also written a lot of other fanfic about the other Dynasty Warrior characters, and most of them have some ridiculous apologia for their historical portrayals.

In fact, it's seems to be a running theme with this sperg, he can' stand any character he likes given anything less than a ball licking positive portrayal in the Pantheon, which is basically his personal Mary Sue shrine for them.
 
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