Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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you either die with an appreciation thread, or live long enough to become a lolcow. preview.webp
 
Many synthcels naturally began making fun of him for this. Synth of course not being able to take being laughed at, decided to ban everyone who would dare make fun of synth or insult his queen Kirsche.
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I just realized in this clip he's in 4:3 aspect ratio. It perfectly encapsulates his situation. Trapped in 2001.
 
It's like ketchup and french fries.
Or ketchup and mustard.
Maybe even ketchup and chinese food.

/v/ grifters can only go one of two ways, sucking tranny cock (like synth) or sucking tranny cock and making a lot of money (like vinesauce)
There is a third option for the 1% of game reviewers...
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Reject tranny cock, embrace tradition. Jontron won.
 
>Cease your porn addiction and never masturbate to that degenerate faggot shit, Synth
>Yes, Mistress! I will do as you say!

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>WHAT THE FUCK SYNTH YOU BETRAYED US ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
>FUCKING FOIDS RUIN EVERY FUCKING THING, THEY WON'T LET US GOON TO LOLI FUTA VORE PORN
>THE FUCKING CHRISTCUCKS ARE PURITY SPIRALLING ME FROM GOONING TO LOLI, FUCK YOU CHRISTCUCKS YOU RUINED MUH AZTEC EMPIRE AND I CAN'T WANK MY TINY BROWN PECKER TO CHILDREN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

>YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!
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>Cease your porn addiction and never masturbate to that degenerate faggot shit, Synth
>Yes, Mistress! I will do as you say!

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>WHAT THE FUCK SYNTH YOU BETRAYED US ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
>FUCKING FOIDS RUIN EVERY FUCKING THING, THEY WON'T LET US GOON TO LOLI FUTA VORE PORN
>THE FUCKING CHRISTCUCKS ARE PURITY SPIRALLING ME FROM GOONING TO LOLI, FUCK YOU CHRISTCUCKS YOU RUINED MUH AZTEC EMPIRE AND I CAN'T WANK MY TINY BROWN PECKER TO CHILDREN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

>YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!
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Kek, accurate representation of the Mexican freaks in Synth's chat
 
>Cease your porn addiction and never masturbate to that degenerate faggot shit, Synth
>Yes, Mistress! I will do as you say!

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>WHAT THE FUCK SYNTH YOU BETRAYED US ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
>FUCKING FOIDS RUIN EVERY FUCKING THING, THEY WON'T LET US GOON TO LOLI FUTA VORE PORN
>THE FUCKING CHRISTCUCKS ARE PURITY SPIRALLING ME FROM GOONING TO LOLI, FUCK YOU CHRISTCUCKS YOU RUINED MUH AZTEC EMPIRE AND I CAN'T WANK MY TINY BROWN PECKER TO CHILDREN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

>YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!
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In a twist that no one saw coming, hanging out with Kirsche less has hastened his demise.
 
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