Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Null said:
Ok, thanks. I have threadbanned piles for a week for being a retarded cunt. Please stop getting into multi-page slapfights now.

Why is this thread so soyjak adjacent?
Click to expand...
It's not really soy adjacent. A lot of kiwifarmers seem to be interested in a Synthetic Man thread, but some users from the Shiwi (soyjak.party thread) were motivated to assist with this thread because when some of them went to the Synthetic Man dicksuck thread to milk the simps for the lolcows they are, they got banned. They didn't just get banned either, they got banned from the lolcow board (including the Shiwi), but they weren't banned from the Synthetic Man thread. So this is in part to just get back at them. Synthetic Man and his simps really are lolcows so it's deserved.
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Claus, BigfrodChungusington9000X, NuIItley and 13 others
fold said:
It's not really soy adjacent. A lot of kiwifarmers seem to be interested in a Synthetic Man thread, but some users from the Shiwi (soyjak.party thread) were motivated to assist with this thread because when some of them went to the Synthetic Man dicksuck thread to milk the simps for the lolcows they are, they got banned. They didn't just get banned either, they got banned from the lolcow board (including the Shiwi), but they weren't banned from the Synthetic Man thread. So this is in part to just get back at them. Synthetic Man and his simps really are lolcows so it's deserved.
Click to expand...
On the other end, there has also been interest from other threads for a while now. We were laughing at Synth in the Lolicon watch thread and that caused a crash out of epic proportions. Synth got a lot of people to hate him because his fans are worse dents and guntguards than DSP.

Edit: Synth is live:
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Claus, NuIItley, Husky and 5 others
Good OP ✅
Homosexual slap fight ✅
Ballwashers coping and sneeding ✅
Some autismo talking with himself ✅
A tranny janny embarrassing himself ✅
King of tranny jannies and proprietor of site coming in and sweeping ✅

Let's debut this bad boy already, I can't be bothered to log everytime I want to read this thread.
RELEASE THE NIGGER!
1645330214920.webp
 
  • Winner
  • DRINK!
  • Feels
Reactions: Claus, Big Miss Steak, RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER and 37 others
I am here for my daily guffaw at the expense of synthcels since I promised them I would quote "rub their faces in it" and not be gracious about it.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :story: :story: :story:
🫵 😂
p.s. your eDaddy won't ever fuck you
p.s.s. janny me now, you niggerfaggots
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Winner
Reactions: Claus, NuIItley, Gunslinger Spawn and 6 others
Nuclear Operative said:
RIP to this nigga smh, it was a fun discussion. How can we bait them if they're all threadbanned?
Imo hugboxiness is bad and shouldn't be recreated in here.
Click to expand...
Simple, get them to say something stupid. Then when they inevitably do, make a "debate" thread in Mass Debates with a title like "debate [user] about [insert dumb thing they said here]". It's how you can keep all the dumb slap fighting out of the lolcow thread so it doesn't derailed and also bait dumb niggers into ooking funny words on a keyboard. Because they have low impulse control, they always join those threads to slap fight.
It also has a bonus of preventing the slapfight from getting too bad so they don't get thread banned.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Horrifying
Reactions: NuIItley, Nuclear Operative and 百合荒木
Nuclear Operative said:
RIP to this nigga smh, it was a fun discussion. How can we bait them if they're all threadbanned?
Imo hugboxiness is bad and shouldn't be recreated in here.
View attachment 7372790
Click to expand...
I understand why these thread bans happen, but sometimes comedy can come from smug gunt guards trying to solo a thread. Half of the fun with Synthetic Man is his cult’s behavior towards anyone speaking badly of him.
 
  • DRINK!
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Claus, NuIItley, Javelin Jarvis and 6 others
@Null Since you are taking part in the thread would you be willing to release the apology email Synth sent you? If you do not wish to out of respect for their privacy; than could you give a synopsis on the apology? I am aware that you did not accept the apology, was it because it was not sincere and written in a similar matter to how he behaves on his streams?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: DogHot, Claus, NuIItley and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back