Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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After reading the thread, I noticed that no one has picked up on Cog slipping into an American accent when streaming. I can only conclude that he spends more time talking with yanks than the people around him.
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog said he was done with drama but spent the majority of his stream talking about Elaine hoping to be validated by Mister Metokur.

Cog also said he was delivering white pills and the rest of his stream covered automation taking all of the jobs and Canada euthanizing autistic kids.

The only other update is that his poo wife is still the size of a house that he doesn’t own.
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Do you guys even understand extended April fools jokes? Cog haters btfo'd yet again 😏
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Cog's newest cope is that he did this rebrand and content change as an April Fool's joke. NOT that he publicly sperged and embarrassed himself over the past couple weeks to the point of getting his new family doxed. The fact that we learned who actually owns the home, which isn't him. That another brother turned on him and called him a narcissistic user that manipulates people. Instead of taking a break from the internet like he should, because this nigger is terminally online and his only friends are Discord spergs. He just changes direction hoping the heat eventually comes off of him. The rebrand makes it harder for people to look up his sperging and doxed info and his brother calling him a faggot.

He totally didn't go back to talking about Ralph's chips and guac because he had an average of 30-35 people watching him at any time for the past two days and getting a trickle of donos by watching cop bodycams and crazy videos.

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I wonder why Jobless Jonny is calling his failed streams a "hobby" after being adamant that it's his "job" prior 🤔
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Is this some tax/dole 4D chess move or did he try to compromise his morals and friends for mainstream $$$ but the trade was denied on account of worthlessness?
 
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I wonder why Jobless Jonny is calling his failed streams a "hobby" after being adamant that it's his "job" prior
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Desperate cope. It's a hobby when he wants it to be, and it's a job when he wants it to be. When he's crying about people going after his channel/donators it's a job, it's a hobby when you mock his abysmal numbers after nearly 10 years doing it.
 
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The cycle with Cog for those unfamiliar with him and his antics. When he does a dumb on the internet and everyone laughs at him. He rebrands and renames his Twitter account. In order to try to obfuscate the shit that people were laughing at him about. He went to Backwards Internet after the Drama Queen cuckening. Changed up the content too because he knew it was hard for him to talk shit about people when this nigger had his cucking happen live in front of a tv audience. So he watched cop and dog videos for about a few weeks then went back to regularly scheduled programming from before... Drama.
 
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Terfatron said:
Hold the fuck up!
That's a bought cake... how the fuck do you even find a bakery that bad?
Sure, it might taste good but ffs, the writing and the garnish is so fucking amateurish
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I really like how they didn't even bother putting 8 whole strawberries on the cake, just 8 strawberry slices. It would be cheaper and more thoughtful to buy a plain cake and decorate it at home, with plenty of fresh whipped cream and nice fruits. But then again, that's what he deserves - a sad acknowledgment of his sad "success".
 
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Cog’s brother is on the Killstream and it is amazing. Cog’s brother soft spoken normal sounding and truthful dropping bombs

Cog was in another cuckold relationship

Thi3ves’ new boyfriend kicked him out of her apartment and he was homeless for a week before shacking up with the Hindu Hog

Cog has unhealthy relationships with other people’s kids

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