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"SUPERKILLER is a wayyyy more clever and sophisticated read than ISOM."Cross-post from Vido thread
I firmly believe that anyone who claims to like Superkiller or pay into Vito's newest round of funding should be castrated.
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"SUPERKILLER is a wayyyy more clever and sophisticated read than ISOM."Cross-post from Vido thread
May I humbly recommend the Thagomizer as the tool with which to carry out that castration?"SUPERKILLER is a wayyyy more clever and sophisticated read than ISOM."
I firmly believe that anyone who claims to like Superkiller or pay into Vito's newest round of funding should be castrated.
EVS needs a Youtube show to sell his product and that show requires drama for content. What else is there for him to talk about that hasn't already been beaten into the dirt the past 10 years? How the SJW's are ruining comics? How they blacklisted him? How much Star Wars sucks? Yeah, we know already.
I don't think I've watched any of those streams in over a year now, come to think of it. For whatever reason I can tolerate Nerdrotic's bloviating/the FNT panel laughing like jackals with final stage syphillis as background noise, but I can't even do that much with EVS any more.now Comicsgate Kings is just a sad collection of boring yes men that have nothing interesting to say.
A fat guy at a baseball game. How soon until he's telling us to enjoy prison on the lower bunk, stalker, your life is over?Ethan just streamed himself at a baseball game and he is just so obviously massively fat he honestly might need his own thread in the deathfats forum pretty soon.
few more years and he'd make a great mall santaI don't think I've watched any of those streams in over a year now, come to think of it. For whatever reason I can tolerate Nerdrotic's bloviating/the FNT panel laughing like jackals with final stage syphillis as background noise, but I can't even do that much with EVS any more.
A fat guy at a baseball game. How soon until he's telling us to enjoy prison on the lower bunk, stalker, your life is over?
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Edit: That also looks like the gayest baseball cap I think I've ever seen.
yeah the "City Connect" alternate uniforms the MLB teams do are cursed. Evan Van Fatso is tacky and not classic like the old school Phillies burgundy gear.Edit: That also looks like the gayest baseball cap I think I've ever seen.
No. You dont understand. That's literally impossible. He would have to admit he was wrong about some things. He is not capable of this. This is how LOLcows are made. They are not like you. They have severe mental illness. That's why it's so fascinating. Ethan COULD turn things all around if he wasn't insane. But he is insane.
The thing is he is not going to do better. He will do exactly enough to continue his lifestyle including collecting money for products but not working hard to finish them. He's dedicated to being lazy.Even at this late date I kind of think EVS could recover if (a) he would STFU and (b) get to work. Clean out that ridiculous backlog of unfinished projects, deliver them and so on before starting anything else. Hire subcontractors if he needs to, but start getting shit done. Discontinue the whole creepy stalker thing on Eric Julay, and so on.
If you ever have to interrogate someone, in between the waterboarding and the bamboo under the fingernails, I suggest having them watch this video from "Ya Boi Zack."
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"I'm into wellness now."
He's just talking out of his ass.
Be merciful, at least consider execution.If you ever have to interrogate someone, in between the waterboarding and the bamboo under the fingernails, I suggest having them watch this video from "Ya Boi Zack."
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Did someone finally convince him that his horse meat breakfast burrito every morning probably wasn't conducive to a healthy lifestyle?"I'm into wellness now."
That sounds like mumbo-jumbo from a "wellness" cult. It's like me saying he'll live a long life because "only the good die young.""I'm into wellness now."
Somebody told him he has the personality of someone who lives a long time. Maybe, for a late stage syphilis sufferer...
That would explain why he can afford to drive away his audience.My takeaway from this is that Zack must have gotten himself a pretty decent day job to be flying business class to Lisbon.
Doesn't sound like a vacation.
Well at least he had a backup plan. Can’t really say the same for EVS thoughThat would explain why he can afford to drive away his audience.
I dunno about having it in a breakfast burrito, but horse meat is genuinely tasty stuffDid someone finally convince him that his horse meat breakfast burrito every morning probably wasn't conducive to a healthy lifestyle?
"As a veteran I have no taste, this means I can attack people who do have actual taste. I hate everything with magic and that I hadn't already seen as a child in the 80's. I'm basically a walking stereotype"View attachment 7830095
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx0XigJdKwxSasjJUlvTfz9VC8GGeThDEO
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His statement that "he can find something to enjoy in almost anything" being followed by "basically I hate almost all anime, every Netflix show, anything with magic in it, and this list of some other popular media" makes that statement a lie.View attachment 7830095
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx0XigJdKwxSasjJUlvTfz9VC8GGeThDEO
Presented without comment.