#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[SaidNoOneEver]

I like this idea. What do you think, @FROG?

A Jerry Lewis Telethon with Frog singing songs fighting back the tears, special celebrity guests and Nasser in a wheelchair? Why not, its still 2020.

 

[FROG]

I like this idea. What do you think, @FROG?

You like the idea of being a charity case on a ComicsGate livestream?

Last year you were a funny guest panelist who was making nearly $30K legitimately for your horror comics by being a wrecking ball for ComicsGate and making people laugh.

Now you're telling me you'll "kiss the ring" in private DMs...I don't know what those Incel Brothers told you, Nasser, but I don't actually frequent back alleys behind pizza joints.

 

[NasserRabadi13]

You like the idea of being a charity case on a ComicsGate livestream?

Last year you were a funny guest panelist who was making nearly $30K legitimately for your horror comics by being a wrecking ball for ComicsGate and making people laugh.

Now you're telling me you'll "kiss the ring" in private DMs...I don't know what those Incel Brothers told you, Nasser, but I don't actually frequent back alleys behind pizza joints.

I like the idea of somehow making what i shouldve made on Brutas. I need the money.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You like the idea of being a charity case on a ComicsGate livestream?

Last year you were a funny guest panelist who was making nearly $30K legitimately for your horror comics by being a wrecking ball for ComicsGate and making people laugh.

Now you're telling me you'll "kiss the ring" in private DMs...I don't know what those Incel Brothers told you, Nasser, but I don't actually frequent back alleys behind pizza joints.

Not so fast, this could be ratings gold!

 

[Analog Devolved]

I said the clusterfuck after clusterfuck of bullshit I’ve had to deal with just getting this book to where it is now is enough to make me quit comics because I’m probably not cut out for the BTS business stuff.

I didn’t say I was going to quit.

“My advice is to Donal is to stop being a pussy, learn the 100 lessons you should have learned from this experience, and try again with something different.“

That’s exactly what I am doing.

“And then pay Nasser another $3000 from your future earnings.”

You know what? I would actually do that, too, if he’d be patient. I don’t like that the profit was that little any more than he does.

Based on what you're paying Nasser your profit margin after IGG fees is 17-18%. Which isn't bad but you admit to having already spent thousands on yourself and you didn't pay Nasser at all for writing the script.

Allowing yourself to get ass raped by the IRS because you're incompetent and a terrible businessman is retarded. You paid taxes on Nassers money and should have paid him out equally when you paid yourself to buy a new computer.

Now you're telling me you'll "kiss the ring" in private DMs...I don't know what those Incel Brothers told you, Nasser, but I don't actually frequent back alleys behind pizza joints.

Are you fucking kidding us with this shit Nasser? You begging to be let back into Ethan's circle is pathetic. Asking him to host a charity event because you "need the money" and offering to be his bitch? He should pimp slap you after you ran to his a-logs for aid and comfort while behind the scenes in DM's you're on your knees begging Caesar for forgiveness.
The only person who owes you anything is Donal and you should be able to handle that like a man instead of -all of this-.

Kissing Uncle E's ring is for cucks. You're offering yourself up as a CG lolcow in exchange for money. Too bad you're just not that entertaining or funny and e-begging is bad for the audience. You've been around long enough to know Ethan isn't going to do a telethon to help you with personal finances. Its degrading and then everyone is going to be asking him for money. "You did it for Nasser!" as his DM notifications light up like a Christmas tree.

I've never DMed EVS. You couldn't pay me to kiss his ring. Have some self respect Nasser. Quit DMing that dude. Gay crying to Ethan isn't going to get you airtime. He helped you get a once in a lifetime shot to have your dream of making a comic realized. Most of us will never have that chance. Thank him for everything he's done for you and then tell him to suck dicks behind the Marlton pizza parlour. You blew it kid, remember its better to burn out than to fade away.

 

[Fathead]

You like the idea of being a charity case on a ComicsGate livestream?

Last year you were a funny guest panelist who was making nearly $30K legitimately for your horror comics by being a wrecking ball for ComicsGate and making people laugh.

Now you're telling me you'll "kiss the ring" in private DMs...I don't know what those Incel Brothers told you, Nasser, but I don't actually frequent back alleys behind pizza joints.

Ah, so when you told me “people are coming to me about this bullshit” you just meant you’re tired of Nasser annoying you.

 

[CapeKnight]

I'd like to bring a comparison to Nasser for clarity here. Wenger recently sperged out because he felt entitled to an amount of money his shit tier comic didn't deserve from Frog's audience along with his undying backing. That did not end well for Wenger. And he's still in CG, as of right now.

Nasser, on the other hand, is entitled to whatever he's owed. People have gone out of their way to actually help him, including Ethan, who appeared on the Oz show, against retarded CGers who kept throwing shit his way and went silent immediately after their Caesar showed up to say that Donal was in the wrong.

@Fathead you're fucked either ways.

 

[Nippy]

There are gatekeepers for a reason. Donal should be managing a McDonald's and Nasser should be a bank teller. Social media has empowered retards and autists to their own detriment. Very funny though. $900.00? God god.

 

[Fathead]

I'd like to bring a comparison to Nasser for clarity here. Wenger recently sperged out because he felt entitled to an amount of money his shit tier comic didn't deserve from Frog's audience along with his undying backing. That did not end well for Wenger. And he's still in CG, as of right now.

Nasser, on the other hand, is entitled to whatever he's owed. People have gone out of their way to actually help him, including Ethan, who appeared on the Oz show, against retarded CGers who kept throwing shit his way and went silent immediately after their Caesar showed up to say that Donal was in the wrong.

@Fathead you're fucked either ways.

Nasser is entitled to 50% of the profits, that’s correct. And that’s what he’s getting per our contract.

 

[CapeKnight]

Nasser is entitled to 50% of the profits, that’s correct. And that’s what he’s getting per our contract.

You realize I'm not retarded, right? If you can pay yourself for labor, so can he. He's stated his quota, and that he won't ask for the 50% profit if he gets that, you're just conveniently using the 50% margin to pay him what his labor would be worth like @Jub-Jub detailed.

I know you want to be shady and cuck Nasser out of any money because you're a miserable shithead who has no other prospects in life, but your stupidity ain't fooling the rest of us here.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nasser is entitled to 50% of the profits, that’s correct. And that’s what he’s getting per our contract.

Nobody believes that the total net profit from a $39k campaign is less than $2k. Nobody.

 

[Fathead]

You realize I'm not retarded, right? If you can pay yourself for labor, so can he. He's stated his quota, and that he won't ask for the 50% profit if he gets that, you're just conveniently using the 50% margin to pay him what his labor would be worth like @Jub-Jub detailed.

I know you want to be shady and cuck Nasser out of any money because you're a miserable shithead who has no other prospects in life, but your stupidity ain't fooling the rest of us here.

I didn’t pay myself for any labor. Im going to pay myself 50% of the profits, same as Nasser is owed.

 

[Smug Freiza]

I like this idea. What do you think, @FROG?

Nasser this is a terrible idea, do you honestly think that Comicsgate/Ethan's audience will donate to a GFM to pay you what Donal owes you? The stream would make more money in super chats of people laughing at your misfortune. I realize your hurting for money but this isn't a realistic solution to your problem. It's not Ethan's responsibility or his audience's responsibility to pay money out of their pockets to reimburse you. It would be a hard sell, even with Ethan's blessing for such a thing.

I didn’t pay myself for any labor. Im going to pay myself 50% of the profits, same as Nasser is owed.

As someone who is familiar with certain margins of profit on certain campaigns, the notion that Brutas made $1800 profit on a 39K campaign is ludicrous. Unless of course you are openly admitting you mismanaged funds similar to Cridious on Detective Dead?

 

[VIkkiVerse]

I didn’t pay myself for any labor. Im going to pay myself 50% of the profits, same as Nasser is owed.

You paid yourself $3200 when you spent IGG money on yourself.

You owe Nasser the exact amount + the real 50%.

 

[Fathead]

Nobody believes that the total net profit from a $39k campaign is less than $2k. Nobody.

I don’t care what a bunch of sad anonymous basement dwellers believe.

And with that fun revelation, peace out. Y’all can deactivate my account or whatever it is you do.

Enjoy spending all your time obsessing over Ethan like rejected gay stalkers, weirdos. It’s been fun reading your autistic conspiracy theories.

 

[CapeKnight]

I didn’t pay myself for any labor. Im going to pay myself 50% of the profits, same as Nasser is owed.

Yeah, you tanked that to negative labor dollars due to fucking up, and since Nasser went off the project, and as far as I'm aware, he's been asking to see the accounting and ask for a payment even before your latest fuck up you just updated on your campaign. Plus the computer you bought for yourself that you probably couldn't have done without the campaign's money at the time.

EDIT: Ran away like a pussy cuck I see.

 

[Nippy]

I didn’t pay myself for any labor. Im going to pay myself 50% of the profits, same as Nasser is owed.

Your mismanagement, which allegedly lead to such a reduction in anticipated profits, isn't an excuse to short change your collaborators / employees. I don't know why anyone is even supposed to believe this IRS story.

 

[Smug Freiza]

I don’t care what a bunch of sad anonymous basement dwellers believe.

And with that fun revelation, peace out. Y’all can deactivate my account or whatever it is you do.

Enjoy spending all your time obsessing over Ethan like rejected gay stalkers, weirdos. It’s been fun reading your autistic conspiracy theories.

B-but I own my own two story home.. And I don't have a basement.. thanks for rubbing it in big guy.

What happened to you Donal? Don't you remember the good times? You've changed man, you used to be cool.

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[Absurdity]

So he panicked and tossed you a hot potato, and even though you knew what to do with it, you simply gave Donal advice and tossed it back? Fuck. Well, here's where you are now. Most comic creators are horrible business people, and Donal was basically telling you he was going to fuck it up. He was begging a real man, a smart man, to take over.

That was meant to be you. But you were a 20 year old. Donal is like 40. You probably figured he knew what he was doing better than you. What a disaster.

Donal is now pouting and saying he's going to quit comics entirely over this, which is either a manipulative way to extract forgiveness from everyone around him, or at face value, a cowardly retreat.

My advice is to Donal is to stop being a pussy, learn the 100 lessons you should have learned from this experience, and try again with something different. And then pay Nasser another $3000 from your future earnings. Almost everyone in ComicsGate is fumbling out of the gate and then finding their footing the second time around, including me. Running away and quitting is gay.

Late and hermaphroditic again. But finally, you are saying what you should have said from the beginning.

A Jerry Lewis Telethon with Frog singing songs fighting back the tears, special celebrity guests and Nasser in a wheelchair? Why not, its still 2020.

Comedy gold right there!


Well, I was hoping this would have moved off the farms by now. I might blame Nasser, but Donal took all the cues Ethan was giving him to make this "funnier." Ethan's surprise turn to side with Nasser and have him release his Donal DMs is impressive in a mediocre sort of way because once you tip a rickety shopping cart downhill loaded with 500 pounds of dung, the shitshow is inevitable. The only thing you can rely on Donal is his cuckholdry, his general incompetence, and bragging about what are clearly the beginnings of his incontinence. The absolute hilarious thing is that between the two "creatives" on his other project, Cecil is the normie now. In the end, this was all a part of Sciverfraud's tentpole circus of tadpole suckups. He can't escape the drama because he is at the center of it.

 

[Pilule Noire]

I don’t care what a bunch of sad anonymous basement dwellers believe.

And with that fun revelation, peace out. Y’all can deactivate my account or whatever it is you do.

Enjoy spending all your time obsessing over Ethan like rejected gay stalkers, weirdos. It’s been fun reading your autistic conspiracy theories.

How rude!

I may be an anonymous basement dweller, but at least I don't get drenched in sweat, huffing and puffing, just from walking down the street.