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[Spunt]

Jackie "Bollywood Shrek" Singh, after her resounding "successes" in accusing a random Swedish man of being TorSwats, accusing the fanatically pro-Ukraine would-be Trump assassin of working for Russia, and uncovering "Robert Prongay" as the man behind the massive Russian-backed criminal conspiracy to call Pat Tomlinson fat on the internet, has turned her attention to another colossus of internet evil: Kengle.



Snackie's highly-advanced 1337 haxx0r OSINT cyber-security investigation has determined that Kengle has lost his nursing licence, a claim with her usual level of accuracy:

As usual, Jackie is utterly full of shit.
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Has this insanely stupid cunt EVER been right about ANYTHING?

Will Jackie be the one to uncover the mystery of the Buffalo Cube? Stay tuned!

 

[Axiom.]

Will he copy the Socker Child and immediately come back under a new sock? Or will he finally fuck off?

Discuss here.

Here is an effortpost to all the newcomers of the thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amanda...-ghostguy15-saladfingy05.192186/post-19425481

 

[DennisReynolds]

Stephanie Nadolny is confirmed to be returning as the VA for Kid Goku in Dragon Ball Daima. This is significant for several reasons:
-During the #kickvic/Weeb Wars fiasco, we learned a lot about Funimation's company culture, Sabbat's alleged "casting couch", and VA's being ousted or cancelled for going against the status quo of Sabbat and his cronies
-This being the first instance of a former Funimation VA having their role reinstated after being replaced (albeit after the Crunchyroll takeover), especially considering how massive the Dragon Ball IP is and their replacement being known for voicing the MC of One Piece, an equally if not more massive IP
-She stated she was fired after an inamicable break up with a Funimation employee (rumored to be Sabbat but never confirmed)

Discuss here.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Today, out of the blue, the entire leadership of the Green Party in Germany has stepped down.
This is after multiple recent crushing defeats in state level elections for two of the three parties in the current ruling coalition government.

Before you think that the Greens are just a single-issue party who care about the environment, let me tell you that the Green Party of Germany is best described as a totalitarian communist dictatorship. They are a driving force behind feminism, DEI, wokeness, war (I kid you not), and Stasi level legal oppression of the opposition.

The federal government of Germany is standing on extremely shaky legs and the situation remains interesting.

Here is an opinion piece on the matter. Sic semper tyrannis

Pictured: The Green Party leaders on the national level

 

[Lammy]

Wondered how it could get worse for Mr. Beast?
What horrifying crime he's continued to enable and hide that is next to be revealed?
No more guessing, the anticipation is over; because this time it's...

RAPE!

edit: And just a few hours later, after getting attention by directly naming Mr. Beast;

He's trying to run it back, and said Mr. Beast dindu nuffin!
Woah buddy, can you say "attention whore", or even "grifter"?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Just 24 hours after his most recent stream, and 3 days after he lifted the view limit on Videos, Bill Jensen AKA Shane Boyle has now been banned from Streamlabs due to all of the shockers that were being donated to him along with all of the chargebacks being done to the account. It will remain to be seen if Shane decides to use another app for mediashare, not have mediashare anymore, or use a new email to get back on Streamlabs.

Discuss Here.

 

[Axiom.]

Brad Taste in Music uploaded a video from his stay in rehab, it sounds like he's getting better, but looking like BossmanJack in the process

• He is learning on his emotions in rehab
• Whenever someone tells him to go offline, he sees this as an attack
  • He fears he is going to lose his job, and is scared of that
  • He admits that's when he starts to fuck with the people around him
• When he gets made fun of for his "addictions specifically to weed," he then goes onto to call them "idiots," and "they don't know what I go through."
  • He feels scared, sad, angry, and misunderstood
• When someone makes fun of his friends or fiancé, he feels regret showing Tina off on his videos and streams
• He wants people to take her side, and not attacking her
  • He's lucky he's batshit insane, and looks worse than her
• He calls his audience his "sponsors"
• He is going to post the video and not look at the comments, and was clean off of looking at the comments
• He admits to abusing Adderall to stream for 16 hours straight, and then smoking weed afterwards
  • Yeah, it's genuinely a good idea to mix two completely different opposite substances together

Discuss

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bradle...ic-big-baller-b-b-dizzle.160721/post-19430002

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ya Boi Zach, a ex marine, ex porn star, and current comic salesman from Comicsgate fame is officially beefing with The Critical Drinker who he has mocked and baited for months, now has finally responded to Zach and called him out first for not having a life


Zach did not take it well and made a big video on it, alienating himself from a lot of the Comicsgate sphere in the process

Reaction from Nerdrotic:


Spergout starts here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/comicsgate.38138/post-19429260

 

[Meat Target]

NYC mayor Eric Adams has been indicted for acting as an unregistered agent for the Turkish government.

Eric Adams just got indicted

https://nypost.com/2024/09/25/us-news/nyc-mayor-eric-adams-indicted-by-grand-jury-in-historic-federal-probe-sources/

Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted by a grand jury on charges connected to a federal probe that has shaken his administration, sources told The Post.

 

[Breadbassket]

Notorious Youtuber Boogie2988 proposed to his girlfriend Deziree.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

P. Diddy's lawyer, Marc Angnifilo discussed the federal case with TMZ and The Post, in which his lawyer claims that they are in good spirits and P. Diddy is being "cooperative". When asked why P. Diddy owns over 1,000 bottles of baby oil? The lawyer replies with "There's a Costco right down the street, we all know Americans buy in bulk." and also says, "Are we gonna start restricting two adults from having consensual sex?"

For context: P. Diddy is charged with federal sex trafficking and racketeering and the indictment, which details allegations dating back to 2008, accuses him of abusing, threatening, and coercing women for years “to fulfill his sexual desires, protect his reputation, and conceal his conduct”. He has pleaded not guilty to the charges.

To put this into perspective, you would have to buy a 4-pack of baby oil priced at $9 250 times or $2,250. After-tax (using Miami Beach sales tax), he would've paid around $2,407.50 for fucking baby oil.


Discuss here.

 

[Breadbassket]

It appears popular Twitch streamer MoonMoon cheated on his wife with another Twitch streamer named DivaJilly, who is also married.



Both were involved in Grand Theft Auto V server roleplay, decided to take the full step into ERP and then into actual physical cheating.

 

[Psychonaut]

Voidtodos the dead by daylight hacker who was stuck in the locker, is now aware of Kiwi Farms and the dbd thread.


Discuss about the Dead by Daylight Community here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dead-by-daylight-community.197552/post-19434288

 

[glass_houses]

Farmers following the Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels thread will doubtless be as devastated as J herhimself to learn that J's long anticipated top surgery has been cancelled due to medical bigotry and fatphobia. The medical staff instructed J to lose 200lbs first, and offered to hook him up with a bariatric team. An excerpt of his post laments upon the many faults of the transphobic, fatphobic American health system:

The problem with that is they want me to lose 200lbs, an amount likely impossible without bariatric surgery. There’s something truly unjust &insidiously anti-trans and anti-fat about a system that will approve a person being put under anesthesia for the “worthy” cause of weight loss but not for gender affirming care. They’ll tamper with my perfectly healthy organs and risk significant decrease to my quality of life post-op for thinness…but refuse to flatten my chest.

J concludes with:

They just won’t take my tits. But they’ll gladly carve out my heart.

I'm sure my fellow kiwis will join me in offering our deepest, most sincere condolences to J at this difficult time.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The 11th Department of the Eighth Judicial District Court of Nevada ordered Russell Greer -homeless, sleeps in his car- to personally appear before them in person and explain the status of his case (suing a hooker for defamation). This will determine whether he can attempt to strike the hooker with the full might of the American law (he still hasn't correctly served her), or whether this is yet another one of his failures. Russell Greer is to appear before them on the 14th of next month.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-19435282

 

[Pinball 2000]

Visual novel Class of '09: The Flip Side was released earlier this week to mixed reviews. For those unfamiliar with the game series, it's the third and final VN in a series written by Max Field / SoBroNo3, a mildly successful YouTuber whose videos mostly concentrate on edgy anime dubs and filmmaking. The games themselves revolve around two popular high school girls who use their social status to cause extremely terrible things to happen to people, and they feature extremely edgy endings ranging from the girls joining a white supremacist group to pushing a kid into becoming a school shooter.


The game built up a pretty sizeable fandom of Twitter and TikTok users who quote the game endlessly and draw lesbian fanart of the two protagonists. However, Max outrightedly stated he hated that fandom he cultivated. His lead programmer also came to the Farms at one point and claimed Max never paid him for the custom code he made for the games.

Max decided to wrap up the series in what has to be one of the most autistic yet funny ways imaginable, with less content than the other two games (despite costing more), only 5 endings (the original game has 15, the sequel has 7), and 3 of the 5 endings resulting in weird self insert fetish fantasies Max has. If you complete all the endings, Max pulls a "you are a pedophile if you don't like this game" in the "thank you for playing" message:



Anyways, Max's audience of teen lesbians and gays are currently going apeshit that their lesbian headcanon isn't canon in any of the game's endings and getting assblasted about the foot fetish and Palestinian sex slave scenes, and it's pretty funny.

Spoiler: Sample of the butthurt

Flip Side discussion starts here in the Max Field / SoBroNo3 thread

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Dimensional Merge Ragnarok is upon us, and Rosechu Loki is coming to Earth!

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Today, out of the blue, the entire leadership of the Green Party in Germany has stepped down.
This is after multiple recent crushing defeats in state level elections for two of the three parties in the current ruling coalition government.

Following the Green Party's leaders stepping down, all 10 chairpersons of their youth organization have not only stepped down, but publicly declared to exit the Green Party. The reason they cited is because - I promise I'm not making this up - the Green Party is not left-wing enough. Discuss here if this is the beginning of a new communist terrorist youth organization, following the RAF (Red Army Fraction).

Meanwhile, in the state of Thuringia, the first session of state parliament has been held yesterday from 12 PM to 4 PM local time. It is the state in which the AfD has been the biggest victor in the recent state level elections, far ahead of the next highest party. If you ever want to see what "defending our democracy" looks like, the entirety of it has been livestreamed and also televised. Heckling, obstruction, dishonorable conduct, threats, escalation, legal disputes... Item 1 of the day's agenda, the opening speech, is still not concluded, and presumably won't be until Saturday. Discuss here and read the well-written and accurate write-up by the New Journal of Zurich.

If you speak German or dare to use machine translation, the official German politisperging thread is here.


Pictured: Thuringian state parliament as of yesterday. The bald man on the very left hand side of the picture is AfD politician Jürgen Treutler, who, for the entire session, has been obstructed from finishing his speech. Standing in front of the desk are representatives of the """"""democratic parties"""""" coping and seething.

 

[q8D]

Possibly a serious Unix/Linux security flaw in CUPS, a relatively old printer/scanner service, CVE risk level of 9.9 out of 10. Official full disclosure set for the 6th of October.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/possible-linux-severe-cvss-9-9-10-unauthenticated-rce-flaw.201103/

 

[N Space]

User @tradecode has figured out how to beat the Forex market with a modified martingale strategy implemented in C after 20 years of hard work. After lusting for cow and young pussy, he seemingly shared his code in a series of posts and hosted a public zoom meeting whereby his story was seemingly confirmed by onlooker @Await . Follow him in his quest to become a financial dictator overshadowing Kiwifarms' donations.

TRADES. ARE. OPEN.