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[GettrGriftr]

The Supreme Court, in an 8-1 decision, rules Colorado's law that strictly prohibits licenced counselors (talk therapists) from engaging in "conversion therapy" with minors regarding sexual or gender identities, while explicitly allowing "affirming" therapy, violates the First Amendment.

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25pdf/24-539_fd9g.pdf

Come discuss.

Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2-hope-edition.210076/post-24108692

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

HAPPY TRANNY VISIBILITY DAY, SNEEDERS!


Make sure you stop by the Tranny Sideshow Thread and show your appreciation today here!

 

[quaawaa]

The husband of the ex-DHS Secretary is a proto-troon:

US Thread 'Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages'

Mar 31, 2026

By BEN ASHFORD, US SENIOR REPORTER and JOSH BOSWELL, CHIEF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER
Published: 10:05 EDT, 31 March 2026 | Updated: 11:26 EDT, 31 March 2026

Kristi Noem's husband is today revealed as a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hotpants to chat with online fetish models.

While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of government, handling matters of national security in her recent role as DHS secretary, Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

The Daily Mail has reviewed hundreds of messages involving three...

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[Sexy Potoo]

After apparently receiving a refill of his ADHD meds, Judge Bennet of the Greer v Moon case has filed an unexpected 5 6 (as of this writing) motions!

1st off, discovery has been stopped, the scheduling conference has been denied. The pool's closed until all pending motions have been resolved.

ECF 458
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The Magistrate got scared of discovery, and paused it until he resolves every other pending issue.

Second, we have motions for denying Russhole's motion to sanction Hardin, denying Hardin access to Greer's IFP application, and denying Hardin's motion to remove Greer's access to email filings.

I'm going to optimistically assume the Magistrate is clearing the procedural stuff so he has time to work on the stuff that actually requires thought and decisions...

ECF 459 as Images

Spoiler: 4 pages

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ECF 460 as Images

Spoiler: 5 pages

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ECF 461 as Images

Spoiler: 3 pages

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Bennet GRANTS HARDIN'S MOTION FOR SANCTIONS! ASK HARDIN TO LIST COSTS.

ECF 462
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Finally, he denies Greee's motions to file a protective order against Hardin

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*Edit: missed ECF 458*

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The vote has closed, and Hyperion is the winner!
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Not surprising considering how beloved Hyperion is, I’m sure we’re in for a treat.

The Sci-fi/Fantasy Bookclub’s voot has concluded, and Hyperion was chosen for April’s book. A certified classic from a legendary author, come on over and have a good time.

 

[Temperance]

For this Trans Day of Visibility, Jonathan #waxmyballs Yaniv has decided to send legal threats to notable TERFs (as well as a British MP!) for mentioning him on Twitter.

Yaniv is very probably the single individual responsible for peak-transing the most people. Certainly #1 among people that are not in jail for murder.

Very commendable of him to want to get back in the game and remind the world of his existence.

Come laugh at Yaniv or reminisce about how much society has changed over the past ~8 years since the original #WaxMyBalls saga took place: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jonath...ws-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/post-24110283

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Artemis II mission is at T-0:23:59:59 with a range approval for launch of the first manned lunar mission conducted by NASA since the end of the Apollo Program. The launch is scheduled for 6:24 ET, April 1st. Get the popcorn ready. Or if you are enterprising, consider going to see it live if you can get your butt over to the Kennedy Space Center in the next 24 hours. America is "doing stuff" again.

Post in thread 'The Space Thread'

Mar 31, 2026

Good evening/morning sirs, we are under 24 hours now for tomorrow's launch and it is going to be a doozy. We aren't going to watch another Falcon 9. This day is (hopefully) The Day for the second launch in the Artemis programs history.

ARTEMIS II

The Artemis II mission will be a demonstration flight of the Space Launch System (SLS) and the Orion Multi Purpose Crew Vehicle (MPCV) combined into one stack. As part of the test, this mission will be manned by a crew of four, though it must be noted the mission will be flown by computers...

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[WelperHelper99]

The lolicon community is currently in a category 5 meltdown after Schlep and Jidion said lolicon is pedophilia

This has caused Chibi Reviews to insert himself into the conversation

The autism pedophile deathspiral is ongoing as we speak.

Discuss here:

😵‍💫 Obsessed Post in thread 'Schlep Derangement Syndrome'

Mar 31, 2026

“Lolicon is pedophile”

You pissed off a bunch of pedophiles over something so obvious

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[Vect]

Paul McCartney was banned from his own subreddit after sharing photos and videos of his own show.

And by complete coincidence, Reddit admin will now restrict power mods to five large subreddits maximum, specifically those over 100k weekly visitors. Those who already moderate more than five heavily trafficked subreddits have three options; they can be "alumni", they can be "advisors", or they can get fucked.




All for free!



https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-24112445 | Posted by @Wallace

 

[King of Racism]

Top Super Mario Bros Speedrunner, Niftski, has uploaded an exposé showing how the current Any% world record holder, Averge, conspired with the moderators of SMB's Speedrun.com leaderboard to change the rules for the sole purpose of preventing him from taking back the record.
Previously rules permitted runners to switch between using a keyboard and a NES controller mid-run. Since the rule set dictates that keyboard players must play with a certain layout, some strategies are almost impossible to execute. Switching input methods allows playing those portions on a controller to make them easier.
Niftski has been grinding individual levels for months with the goal of reaching the currently known fastest possible time. Seeing Niftski's progress, Averge decided to fire up Discord and prevent this from happening at all costs.

Why should I care?
Niftski is a white man who can bench 225lbs while Averge goes by the pronoun "they". This has caused xe to seethe.

Post in thread 'Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community'

Mar 30, 2026

Super Mario Bros. WR Holder Average11 has had 2 Google documents as well as a video made on him for quite a few things, including: blackmail, doxing, harassment, and generally just being a huge fucking dickhead. Also transphobia and saying "slurs" like retard (who cares). (L) / (A)

Document archives:
"averge11 and Their Circle's Persistent Misconduct" (A) (local archive attached at the bottom of this post)
"averge11's Coordinated Input Swapping Ban and Sabotage" (A) (local archive attached at the bottom of this post)
Niftski, the current 2nd place...

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[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Claude code CLI (not the LLM) has been leaked via anthropic not redeeming a .map file in the NPM saar. Day of redeeming the flush draws near.

Surprise! It's all typescript. Guess we must redeem more of that "suprerior brahmin talent"!

Anthropic is allegedly issuing DMCAs right now over this. Be warned there is variation amongst the leaks, and some might contain malware.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

UK announced they will be no longer arresting people over lawful speech. They will also stop monitoring lawful speech. There's still an exception for hate crimes:

UK Post in thread 'British News Megathread'

Apr 1, 2026

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JjWy2?wr=false

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[Temperance]

Happy April Fools' (???)
Wired published an interview with Taylor Lorenz claiming that she spends 17 hours a day in front of a screen. It also includes some other funny tidbits like how she's a fan of r/SubredditDrama and apparently pays attention to Clavicular.

"Listen, if I could put the screen inside my brain, I would."
A&N: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenzs-screen-time-is-almost-17-hours-a-day-17.242693/
TayTay's thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-24118942

 

[GenociderSyo]

Hollie Dance mother of Archie has finally been charged for a crime she commited while she was grifting non stop for Archie.

💀 Horrorcow Post in thread 'Hollie Dance / Lisa Pittaway / Ella Carter / Archie Battersbee / Lauren Summers/ Dignity For All / Archie's Army / Spread The Purple Wave'

Apr 1, 2026

Breaking News - Guilty Verdict!


From The Echo....


Southend mum Hollie Dance and her son Thomas Summers have just been found guilty of causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) with intent in a 2022 "revenge attack".

The mother and son were convicted by a jury at Basildon Crown Court after roughly two hours of deliberations.

The trial heard they chased their victim from Southend to Basildon before Dance rammed him off the road, then Summers ran him over after he emerged from his vehicle.

The pair's friend Rhys Bentley was acquitted of inflicting GBH with intent, causing serious injury...

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[dcss]

The Artemis II has launched successfully and is now in orbit around the Earth. God Bless America.

Post in thread 'The Space Thread'

Apr 1, 2026

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[Rudolf's Friend]

Fuhrer of the NATO-Reich Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn is now the father of a baby girl.

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Gunther Fehlinger'

Apr 1, 2026

Gunther has more white children than you ever will.

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[The Un-Clit]

Long time Kiwi Farms lolcow and Wogglebug enthusiast Cynthia Hansen aka Cherie-Anne Hapney aka @WogglebugLover has nuked almost all of her old social media and YouTube content about her love of an obscure (and mostly disliked) character from Baum's "Wizard of Oz" series of stories, and done a complete re-invention of herself and taken a carving knife to the fruits of her autism known as the WoggleVerse with a heavily AI'ed up video on YouTube telling the world the advantages of educating your kids with the words of wisdom of a gigantic cockroach as filtered through the mind of a heavily autistic slow-in-da-mind obsessed woman. The video does an admirable if obviously AI-driven makeover to hide the fact that she actually looks like this: and sounds exactly as you would expect her to into this:

Local archive Here

While maybe an admirable attempt to get away from the incredible slop she's produced and advertised to hilarious results well documented on Her Lolcow thread here, we have to wonder just how successful this pivot will be in hiding some of Woggie's more interesting past lives, including his longstanding gay relationship with his lover the Frogman, using the Beetle Princess as his beard, or his tendencies to grow into a 50 foot tall kaiju form quad-wielding giant UZIs and breathing fire. Will Cherie finally break double digits in sales of her products with this new (and likely costly) makeover? Will she finally have enough money to send off the Wogglebug plushies fans paid for years ago? And how long will it take for her lazy and thoroughly un-pleasant nature to come through and completely ruin everything? Come visit The WoggleBugLover Thread and see!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Quartering's bull has been phonebooked. Furthermore it has been discovered he has had run ins with the law.

Discuss here:

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

Apr 2, 2026

Meet "The Wisconsin Bull"

Looked into the bull a bit more:
Full Name: Adam George Sellers
DoB: 08/17/1980
Age: 45

Spoiler: Photos of the house

Current Address: 2100 N Oakwoods Ct, Oconomowoc, WI 53066-9118
Phone Number: (262) 770-1318
Emails:

Spoiler: Emails + Databreaches

- theadamsellers@yahoo.com

Spoiler: Databreaches

- adamsellers@weblnk.net

Spoiler: Databreaches

- sellersfam_04xh86@yahoo.com
- adam81780@aol.com

Spoiler: Databreaches

-...

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[WelperHelper99]

Attorney General Pam Bondi is FIRED

Celebrate here:

US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

Apr 2, 2026

Confirmation:

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116336247856387679

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[Cheese_lad]

The lolicon community is currently in a category 5 meltdown after Schlep and Jidion said lolicon is pedophilia

Enough has happened that I think this post deserves an update. This is going to be a long one.

Spoiler: Jidion (Less important)

The drama started when JiDion, a pred catcher who had over 90 convictions by last August, uploaded a video calling loli pedophilic in response to lolicons on twitter getting angry that he called it pedo shit after he caught a predator with loli.

Lolicons responded in the way you would expect by crying that it's all fiction, calling him retarded, racism, and implying he's a pedophile. ("Reset the clock" is a lolicon term for when an "anti" is exposed as a pedo.)

JiDion seeing this anger decided to challenge people to a debate, and after many rejections someone finally accepted.

The next day he would have the debate live on stream. Nothing very consequential come from it though.

After the debate, JiDion has spent most of his time on twitter slapfighting with lolicons with the only notable moment being Chibi Reviews running in real time after JiDion challenged him to a debate about Chibi's most recent loli defense video.

JiDion would upload another video about this situation yesterday, but that has been the last major thing that he has posted so far.

Spoiler: Schlep (More Important)

Schlep joined JiDion in calling lolicon pedophilia resulting in major slapfighting with lolicons, like Chibi reviews.

Lolicons responded just like they did with JiDion crying that it's all fiction, calling him retarded, and implying he's a pedophile.

Unfortunately for Schlep, he had to deal with much more shit than JiDion, and there are 3 reasons for that.
The first reason is that Schlep has a picture of him holding a Blue Archive doll. Lolicons jumped on the photo using it to call him a hypocrite, and then it came out that Schlep had no idea what the plushie was and held it because someone asked him to.

Spoiler: Examples

The second reason is that Parlo, a lolcow with a hate boner for Schlep ever since he cut him off for using donation money for bills to fly out a guy to fuck him in the ass (the story is much funnier than how I described it), started heavily pushing a google doc where he accuses Schlep of associating with pedophiles. This doc is widely been considered to be shit by members of the forum. That didn't stop the lolicons from spreading this document far and wide.

Spoiler: Examples

This guy, TAL (The Almighty Loli), slandered our dear feeder as a pedophile last summer.

Now the first two accusations didn't go to well for the lolicons, so you think that they would dot their i and cross their t for their next accusation. Well the third reason isn't an accusation. The third reason that Schlep had it so much worse than JiDion was that someone drew Schlep, a victim of grooming, as a child getting raped. To own Schlep the lolicons drew CSAM.

The artist was then accused of admitting to raping his 8 year old cousin and molesting his 4 year old cousin.

The artist responded by saying they were 15 and had been groomed by puppygirlattack and that all those statements were shock humor to get her to like him.

The artist was then doxed by the Sharty for obvious reasons.

Also a lolicon got over a thousand likes defending this shit, because "antis are mean".

As a palate cleanser enjoy this gem.

Come discuss how lying about pred catchers being pedophiles and drawing CSAM proves that lolicon isn't pedophilia in the Lolicon/Shotacon Defense Force thread, Schlep Derangement Syndrome thread or Chibi Reviews' thread.