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Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread
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SkippyLongbottom
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So it was mostly likely pre-packaged shit that was already cut, frozen, and in plastic bags if that's the case. Never heard of a salad that included onions besides maybe potato salad.
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Many chef's salads have red onion but unless he was talking about those specifically then yeah, you're probably right.
Sorry, there's no way I'm watching his stream right now. Not without being on an empty stomach.
Sphadilcastro
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How fucking hot is his pot for him to have to stir it so often. Im no culinary expert but I'm pretty sure you dont need to stir a simmering pot of sauce as constantly as he does
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Kat is home but can't stir his sauce because idfk.
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You also don't need a literal cup of sugar and onion chunks the size of quarters, but this is Phil "
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He uses the stirring to run away from the camera and check his money or phone games is my bet given how much it's been established that Pigroach hates "work". The sauce is just a pathetic excuse for him to latch on to so he can run away from the pigcult and sulk silently.
Sphadilcastro
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If not stirred by an Italian it ceases to be authentic Italian sauce.
SkippyLongbottom
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I find it pretty funny that he tries to push the fact he's italian, then goes and says he's only 1/4th.
And all he can make is fucking spaghetti sauce and cook balls of meat.
And all he can make is fucking spaghetti sauce and cook balls of meat.
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He goes down to stir it every 30 minutes because when he stirs it he tastes it. . .and then adds more garlic salt until it tastes 'right'. He also puts a lot of guck in it, like 3 cans of tomato paste, that shit probably keeps settling out of it if he doesn't stir up all the garbo he dumps in but it's more about stirring in the extra garlic salt he dumps in and tasting it, until it's 'right'.
Wait, I think he actually adds 6 cans of tomato paste. . .I refuse to check, the nightmares were bad enough last time
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"Makes" meatballs? Jokes on you, he uses burnt ass frozen store brand because he can't be bothered to do it.
And I wouldn't be shocked if Dave did just start randomly eating his sauce out of hunger, since he is pretty much only cooking whenever he's hungry already.
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DiabeticSP
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Pretty sure he didn't let Leanna stir his sauce either.
To the point she mentions it during the OG sauce video.
To the point she mentions it during the OG sauce video.
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DSP is making chicken burgers and rice for Kat today. Nice 20 minute meal for his (he took off early from first stream) 3 hour and 5 minute break.
I swear the only two things he cooks are pre-made chicken patties and sauce.
I swear the only two things he cooks are pre-made chicken patties and sauce.
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I love that he called this a "healthy meal". No vegetables, lots of carbs, and that frozen chicken burger is going to be loaded with fat and/or salt to make it remotely palatable. Yeesh, get some damn greens in there.
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burn balls of meat
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1093571753807237121
"Just a reminder that I’m going to be about an hour or so later than usual on stream today, as I’m currently making a fresh batch of homemade sauce! I’ll let you all know when I’m ready to go!"
Khet has again ALTERED his time honored 'family' recipe. She is having them use chicken sausages instead of meatballs. D$P allowing her to change the ingredients as much as he seems to have done* one wonders why he doesn't go one step further and allow her to 'stir the sauce'.
* She had him eliminate the onions he had put in the meatballs in an earlier admission.
D$P did indeed 'make' the meatballs at one time. Granted he did so in a very odd fashion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0hvX2hES90&index=3&list=PLeyGCRcG5vrFvMD2uJ9z5vPRl94riqEzs
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He's seriously autistic and afraid of people to the point he invented this sauce night to take breaks from dealing with them despite his total control and to desperately shore up his delusions of being a macho Italiano man rather than a flabby low-T manchild.
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I think he makes the sauce due to his near clinical creature-of-habit nature. I'm sure his weekly meal plan has pasta penciled in on one if not multiple days. I do, however believe his mother brought him arm loads of sauce filled tupperware every month ( when she went to pick up/return his laundry) back in Connecticut though based off his obviously making it himself for the first time in Washington State. Why doesn't he go buy a jar of red sauce, you may ask? I am fairly sure that he has at one time, but seeing as he is used to a 1 cup of sugar candied tomato sauce it is doubtful he found any brand available on store shelves to his liking.
Side note: Khet prefers rigatoni. They have been having the sauce with rigatoni due to this.