Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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Sphadilcastro said:
Perfect example is his insistence on using supersampling on his ps4 pro while using a 4k tv when a quick google search would reveal that it only benefits someone using a 1080p display.
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Well, there's "super" right in its name, so it has to be good... I wish I was joking, but I'm pretty sure that's what his logic comes down to in regards to that.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Why is the recipe in the notebook multiple pages? There are only a handful of ingredients and steps. What a normal person could understand on a 3 x 5 notecard Phil needs multiple full size pages to understand.
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1) Open cupboard
2) Locate giant 'sauce pot'.
3) Remove pot from cupboard.
4) Place pot ontop of stove.
5) Go to pantry
6) locate ( insert list of cans )
7) Remove ( insert list of cans and number of each)
8) Set on counter
9) Go to kitchen drawer where can opener is stored
10) Locate can opener
11) Remove can opener from drawer
12) Set can opener on counter next to cans
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Raven'sChild said:
1) Open cupboard
2) Locate giant 'sauce pot'.
3) Remove pot from cupboard.
4) Place pot ontop of stove.
5) Go to pantry
6) locate ( insert list of cans )
7) Remove ( insert list of cans and number of each)
8) Set on counter
9) Go to kitchen drawer where can opener is stored
10) Locate can opener
11) Remove can opener from drawer
12) Set can opener on counter next to cans
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i'm sure every page has "don't forget to breath and blink" in the margins

sorry for double post but:
i was thinking about about that "what if phil had a resturant and was on kitchen nightmares" thing
two things popped into my head

1. during the time between the ending of filming of the episode and when the episode airs, phil would lie his head off about what happened "GORDON SAID HE LIKED MY FOOD AND MUH 10 YEAR LEGACY, AND THAT I DID NOTHING WRONG, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, AND MUH MENTALLY ILL DETRACTORS RUIN EVERYTHING!!!"

2. then after the episode airs, and people point out that gordon hated his food he'll bitch about how it was "EDITED AND FAKE, AND YOU NEED TO COME TO MY RESTAURANT FOR THE RAW AND REAL EXPERIENCE!!!"
 
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PieceofShet said:
The link is not working for me, getting a timed out. Can you make a shot of it please?
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It's just a "recipe" for tomato basil tortellini soup that is literally just mixing up Schwan's tub (seriously, that's the unit of measurement given) of tomato basil soup and Schwan's 6 cheese tortellini and heating it for 10 minutes.
 
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PieceofShet said:
The link is not working for me, getting a timed out. Can you make a shot of it please?
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actually said:
I love that he called this a "healthy meal". No vegetables, lots of carbs, and that frozen chicken burger is going to be loaded with fat and/or salt to make it remotely palatable. Yeesh, get some damn greens in there.
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Phil is a such a fat diabetus,I dont understand how he can be so adverse to eating healthy,even when he did DSP tries it he had excuses for not ordering a salad,he should try more vegetables and only the neccesary amount of meat,maybe he would lose those massive man tits and the flabbines of his arms.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
Phil is a such a fat diabetus,I dont understand how he can be so adverse to eating healthy,even when he did DSP tries it he had excuses for not ordering a salad,he should try more vegetables and only the neccesary amount of meat,maybe he would lose those massive man tits and the flabbines of his arms.
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he had gout and his idea to prevent that was to replace red meat......with turkey meat,which is almost worse for gout
 
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For dinner, D$P had "an Italian style salad" ( packaged salad mix of lettuce with carrots and red cabbage , fat free Italian dressing, croutons and shredded cheddar cheese) and "fresh chicken soup" from his grocery store's deli. Cutting costs right and left...buying soup from the deli department instead of a can and croutons for salads. Additionally, guess Italian dressing makes a salad 'Italian style'.

Interesting side note: During this post stream ramble, D$P let slip that he and Khet go out to eat breakfast sometimes.
 
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