Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[Sparkletor]

For dinner, D$P had "an Italian style salad" ( packaged salad mix of lettuce with carrots and red cabbage , fat free Italian dressing, croutons and shredded cheddar cheese) and "fresh chicken soup" from his grocery store's deli. Cutting costs right and left...buying soup from the deli department instead of a can and croutons for salads. Additionally, guess Italian dressing makes a salad 'Italian style'.

Interesting side note: During this post stream ramble, D$P let slip that he and Khet go out to eat breakfast sometimes.

 

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Goddamn. He called that "mixed greens". There's romaine and red cabbage. Mixed greens implies more than one green food item, Phillip.

 

[LiquidCancer]

He thinks the deli counter soup is "fresh"??? It's just hot, you are paying a 200% markup because they've already heated it and stirred it.

The bagged salad mix is gross. I would be embarrassed to tell people I used that why not just say "I had a house salad and chicken soup"? His humble brags about 'ITALIAN' style and 'FRESH' deli are painful.

 

[BallBuster]

If your salad doesn’t contain at least arugula and you dare to call it “Italian style” you deserved to be stabbed. Some bagged romaine lettuce with shredded cabbage isn’t Italian despite what the package might claim. And cheddar cheese? Fucking man up and shave off some slices of pecorino for a proper salad you fucking pleb.

His food takes are truly rage inducing.

 

[Sparkletor]

Also the "fresh deli soup" most likely comes out of a bag of frozen base, water is added, and it is warmed up in a soup heater. I doubt Fred Meyer has a chef in the back making soup from scratch.

 

[Adamska]

Pigroach is so delusional and desirous to show the world he's successful he has to lie about his manchild eating habits being of a higher quality than they really are. Face it Phil; you're a lazy manchild who just likes to eat out because fuck cooking. You don't have to flex at all on this, and it's embarrassing that you're bragging about something that can literally be made by a child due to how the deli can prep this.

 

[Raven'sChild]

It's D$P's turn to make dinner. He's ending the 1st stream 30 mins early so he can make chicken burgers. He needs that money, he really does for his...taxes. Khet made tuna casserole yesterday. Soulmaid doesn't seem to be living up to her end of the bargin...or she's making D$P live up to his early 'relationship' stream remarks about wanting to share the household duties.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Kat cooking 'real meals she loves cooking' didnt last long...

 

[Raven'sChild]

Kat cooking 'real meals she loves cooking' didnt last long...

What's not to love? Tuna casserole is a Midwestern staple food: can of tuna, box of Kraft Mac & Cheese, can of Cambell's soup and some Velveta ( frozen peas optional though likely as per her macaroni 'salad' ).

EDIT:
On a side note, it would be both hilarious to hear D$P's reply as well as helpful narrowing down Khet's cultural background if asked whether the casserole was made with macaroni, egg noddles or rice. I'm going to say Velveta is a given though I doubt he'd admit to it, lol.

 

[Raven'sChild]

(Not a double post as this is several days later )
Khet made her 'delicious Cajun Chicken Pasta' ( see old pic ) that she hasn't made in a while due to time constraints...of boiling pasta and adding chicken fajita mix to it*? Guess the cajun sauce involves making a roux...which she could easily make while the pasta is cooking? What are they eating for dinner that is faster than boiling up some pasta? ...nvm: Swanson's Heat-n-eat/Fix-it-and-forget-it crockpot fare
* 'Linguini with green onion, bell pepper, a 'cajun sauce' and chicken'. Yeah, without the classic 'cajun' trinity of onion, bell pepper and celery, it's not 'Cajun'. Green onions? Who cooks with green onions as I definitely don't see a chiffonade of fresh green onion on either of those plates in the old pic ?

Phil’s Instagram post: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

211 Likes, 23 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

www.instagram.com

 

[Prince Lotor]

(Not a double post as this is several days later )
Khet made her 'delicious Cajun Chicken Pasta' ( see old pic ) that she hasn't made in a while due to time constraints...of boiling pasta and adding chicken fajita mix to it*? Guess the cajun sauce involves making a roux...which she could easily make while the pasta is cooking? What are they eating for dinner that is faster than boiling up some pasta?
* 'Linguini with green onion, bell pepper, a 'cajun sauce' and chicken'. Yeah, without the classic 'cajun' trinity of onion, bell pepper and celery, it's not 'Cajun'. Green onions? Who cooks with green onions as I definitely don't see a chiffonade of fresh green onion on either of those plates in the old pic ?

Phil’s Instagram post: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

211 Likes, 23 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

www.instagram.com

I was going through his Instagram earlier this morning and every pasta dish he has posted on there since at least May 2017 has a shocking amount of pasta. It's like double the amount of pasta I would have when I'm very hungry and taking close to what I feel is a double portion. Those are larger than Amberlynn Reid portions of pasta.
I think any time he would make pasta he would just throw the entire package into the boiling water, completely disregarding that that is 8 servings of pasta, and he has just instructed Katherine to cook the same way for him. Remember, Katherine was 'excited to cook for him, she had never had the opportunity to cook with nice ingredients before and was excited to try out recipes'.
In one Instagram photo from his 2017 "bachelor period" Phil has an empty 16 Oz box of Barilla Rotini on the counter next to a pot, presumably of the whole box in boiling water, and the next post was one of those pasta plates piled sky high and spilling over the side with Rotini and about 2 servings in a food storage container off to the side.
In conclusion this fat fuck routinely has 800 to 1200 calories in just pasta for dinner and still needs a box of 'Italian Breadsticks' set out on the table to accompany it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa3rmuAA5p/
Don't let this fat fuck pull the 'we have leftovers' meme, this is the leftovers he has from making a full box of Rotini for himself

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa7qzGgMD_/
Seriously, wtf with this shit?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWEQY9OgifN/

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Kat cooking 'real meals she loves cooking' didnt last long...

I was going through his Instagram earlier this morning and every pasta dish he has posted on there since at least May 2017 has a shocking amount of pasta. It's like double the amount of pasta I would have when I'm very hungry and taking close to what I feel is a double portion. Those are larger than Amberlynn Reid portions of pasta.
I think any time he would make pasta he would just throw the entire package into the boiling water, completely disregarding that that is 8 servings of pasta, and he has just instructed Katherine to cook the same way for him. Remember, Katherine was 'excited to cook for him, she had never had the opportunity to cook with nice ingredients before and was excited to try out recipes'.
In one Instagram photo from his 2017 "bachelor period" Phil has an empty 16 Oz box of Barilla Rotini on the counter next to a pot, presumably of the whole box in boiling water, and the next post was one of those pasta plates piled sky high and spilling over the side with Rotini and about 2 servings in a food storage container off to the side.
In conclusion this fat fuck routinely has 800 to 1200 calories in just pasta for dinner and still needs a box of 'Italian Breadsticks' set out on the table to accompany it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa3rmuAA5p/
Don't let this fat fuck pull the 'we have leftovers' meme, this is the leftovers he has from making a full box of Rotini for himself
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa7qzGgMD_/
Seriously, wtf with this shit?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWEQY9OgifN/

Seriously, Kat cooking on a consistent basis lasted, what, a couple months at most? The best part is that Phil was bragging to everybody before she got there for such a long time that Kat LOVES to cook, lol. Not only that, but it would be HEALTHY food. Pretty much every meal he showed off was meat and starch with very little to no vegetables. So healthy, dood! It's been nothing but Schwann's and eating out since then. Leanna cooked for Phil a hell of a lot more than Kat did, and Leanna had a full time job she went to every weekday. She was even willing (to what degree, I don't know) to cook for him even when she was sick in bed. To top it all off, her meals were actually healthy, which of course Phil later lied about and had the temerity to claim were less healthy than what he eats now.
Phil's food portions stay the same whether he's single or with someone. You don't get to be as out of shape and riddled with gout as he is eating normal proportions or at least exercising to make up for the large portions. He's just a disgusting fatbody pigroach and that will never change.

Just for fun, let's compare Leanna's meatloaf meal to Kat's...
Leanna: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQmHtxaAWle/

Kat: https://www.instagram.com/p/BhDCdeKAiPE/


Now tell me, which one looks like it was made by a soulmate/wife material/someone that loves to cook?

 

[Freshtodeath]

Panda lee's meal looks like she was taught by grandma. Kat's meal looks like someone ate onions and shat on a plate.

 

[Raven'sChild]

I was going through his Instagram earlier this morning and every pasta dish he has posted on there since at least May 2017 has a shocking amount of pasta. It's like double the amount of pasta I would have when I'm very hungry and taking close to what I feel is a double portion. Those are larger than Amberlynn Reid portions of pasta.
I think any time he would make pasta he would just throw the entire package into the boiling water, completely disregarding that that is 8 servings of pasta, and he has just instructed Katherine to cook the same way for him. Remember, Katherine was 'excited to cook for him, she had never had the opportunity to cook with nice ingredients before and was excited to try out recipes'.
In one Instagram photo from his 2017 "bachelor period" Phil has an empty 16 Oz box of Barilla Rotini on the counter next to a pot, presumably of the whole box in boiling water, and the next post was one of those pasta plates piled sky high and spilling over the side with Rotini and about 2 servings in a food storage container off to the side.
In conclusion this fat fuck routinely has 800 to 1200 calories in just pasta for dinner and still needs a box of 'Italian Breadsticks' set out on the table to accompany it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa3rmuAA5p/
Don't let this fat fuck pull the 'we have leftovers' meme, this is the leftovers he has from making a full box of Rotini for himself
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa7qzGgMD_/
Seriously, wtf with this shit?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWEQY9OgifN/

Now I'm not 1/4th Italian like D$P nor am I Polish, so I cannot say if this is the way such a heritage serves pasta. I do know that households of 1/2-full Italian that I have had the pleasure of being invited to dine with as well as meals served by the Executive Chef of a white tablecloth restaurant at kitchen meetings/Holiday and impromptu gatherings of the staff at his house sees the pasta tossed IN the sauce not ladled over the top. The only place I've seen pasta served in such a manner was on a pasta bar of a buffet or Olive Garden style restaurants with construction work kitchens. How can half that Rigatoni be even slightly palatable without any sauce to flavor it? Parm that powdery is from a canister that consists of equal parts dried out near tasteless cheese and cellulose* to control clumping. uurrrrk Sorry, I almost threw up a little in my mouth there
*https://www.medicaldaily.com/parmesan-cheese-cellulose-wood-pulp-373848

Seriously, Kat cooking on a consistent basis lasted, what, a couple months at most? The best part is that Phil was bragging to everybody before she got there for such a long time that Kat LOVES to cook, lol. Not only that, but it would be HEALTHY food. Pretty much every meal he showed off was meat and starch with very little to no vegetables. So healthy, dood! It's been nothing but Schwann's and eating out since then. Leanna cooked for Phil a hell of a lot more than Kat did, and Leanna had a full time job she went to every weekday. She was even willing (to what degree, I don't know) to cook for him even when she was sick in bed. To top it all off, her meals were actually healthy, which of course Phil later lied about and had the temerity to claim were less healthy than what he eats now.
Phil's food portions stay the same whether he's single or with someone. You don't get to be as out of shape and riddled with gout as he is eating normal proportions or at least exercising to make up for the large portions. He's just a disgusting fatbody pigroach and that will never change.

Just for fun, let's compare Leanna's meatloaf meal to Kat's...
Leanna: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQmHtxaAWle/
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Kat: https://www.instagram.com/p/BhDCdeKAiPE/
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Now tell me, which one looks like it was made by a soulmate/wife material/someone that loves to cook?

Sorry, but that is Roast Pork Loin not meatloaf. It may, however, be inferred that Panda had originally plated D$P's meal with the two evenly sliced portions of pork...the larger hunk added by D$P or Panda at his insistence. This said, the Panda plate has more love and care put into it than the school lunchroom ( for Linebackers ) presentation of Khet's plate. Interesting this after D$P being so critical of the 'presentation' of his drive thru sandwiches. I will at this time point out that Khet's mashed potatoes on this plate look near identical to the mashed potatoes served on a previous plate of drumsticks. 'Homemade' or Fred Meyer's deli*?
* https://www.fredmeyer.com/p/garlic-red-skinned-mashed-potato/0003022300893

 

[Raven'sChild]

For dinner, D$P had turkey burgers with vegy rice...instant rice. He made a point to inform folks it was Instant rice.

 

[Coin Ops]

For dinner, D$P had turkey burgers with vegy rice...instant rice. He made a point to inform folks it was Instant rice.

Hmm...this reminds me of those strange Hungry Man instagram picks after Leanna left but it was still a state secret.

Anyway, I'm sure everything's fine. They're soulmates after all, and the life they've built together will withstand any financial hardship.

 

[OneDaySon]

Do you think DSP refuses to buy any food unless it has Italian on the label?

 

[Raven'sChild]

Do you think DSP refuses to buy any food unless it has Italian on the label?

He's become rather fond of Hawaiian bread rolls.

 

[Raven'sChild]

During yesterday's ATK, D$P told viewers about the wonderful fajitas Khet made for them: seasoned chicken cooked with SALSA , topped with fresh Pico de Gallo and shredded cheese. I'm guessing she made his fajitas for him since he had said earlier that he finds having to make his own fajitas at restaurants is too much work.
( Who did it better: Panda's Chicken fajitas from May 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGFzuyqMAzI/
Panda's Steak fajita's from Jan 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPqux98jGkl/ No Pico de gallo, but the salsa is added at the table not in the pan and looks to be lots of fresh bell pepper. Panda appears to be having one fajita with cheese and one without. D$P looks to be having Three hefty fajitas loaded with cheese...

She also made him a 'healthy' baked chicken with Breading on it. Call me crazy, but I think a plain old baked chicken without breading on it would be even healthier. Wonder if it was shake-n-bake chicken lol?

D$P went on to say he doesn't eat breakfast aside from on his off day as Khet likes to go out to eat breakfast*. He eats his first meal of the day around 4pm and then eats 'a snack' which might consist of a sandwich with crackers later at night because he gets hungry. Yup, nothing like a sandwich and crackers for a night time 'snack' before bed...

* From his telling of their last busy, busy off day when they were gone from 10am-10pm I'm going to infer that they ate breakfast, lunch AND dinner out. Sure glad E7 gave D$P all that money so he and his gf could afford to eat out three meals in one day... #SaveThaHouse

 

[Sparkletor]

* From his telling of their last busy, busy off day when they were gone from 10am-10pm I'm going to infer that they ate breakfast, lunch AND dinner out. Sure glad E7 gave D$P all that money so he and his gf could afford to eat out three meals in one day... #SaveThaHouse

Uhh, wrong. He puts it all on a credit card. That costs literally no money.