Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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Phil is a master of many talents. Playing videogames. Making unedited videos. Talking. He has also mastered the art of making sandwiches.

According to Phil, he like both hot and cold sandwiches. You can tell by this fact that Phil has a very refined pallet. A cold ham and cheese? Sounds good! A hot turkey burger? Also sounds good to Phil. He truly lives life on the edge.

Phil is also a health guru! Did you know he used to be fat? He revealed his weight loss secret, instead of eating four greasy bacon sandwiches just eat one. One sandwich tastes the same as four sandwiches. Amazing that he figured out this secret tip at such a young age of almost 40.
 
D$P's bank account repeatedly overdrawn, no money to buy games.....buys fresh tomatoes, fresh chipolte peppers, spices, mexican cheese, flour tortillas, chicken thighs and FRESH salsa ....so Mrs. D$P can make a crockpot chicken taco recipe "she found online". She slow-cooked it "all day", which was revealed later to be 4hrs ( pretty darn fast for a fix-it-and-forget-it crockpot meal). Yup, that's what you do when you're household is in a tight financial situation; make an untried dish that requires a lot of nonstaple ingredients on a whim.
 
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D$P's bank account repeatedly overdrawn, no money to buy games.....buys fresh tomatoes, fresh chipolte peppers, spices, mexican cheese, flour tortillas, chicken thighs and FRESH salsa ....so Mrs. D$P can make a crockpot chicken taco recipe "she found online". She slow-cooked it "all day", which was revealed later to be 4hrs ( pretty darn fast for a fix-it-and-forget-it crockpot meal). Yup, that's what you do when you're household is in a tight financial situation; make an untried dish that requires a lot of nonstaple ingredients on a whim.
"I enjoy a hot sandwich made with brioche bread"
 
Phil has said that Kat's favorite pasta is rigatoni. Phil then confirmed that he actually likes rigatoni more than penne because it has the ability to hold more sauce.

I noticed this the other night too. It made me sad. His favorite pasta that he loved so much because it was "easy to eat" for 36 years of his life was changed because his "wife" liked a different pasta more. He's so whipped by her. She seemingly controls everyhting in his life now except his little streams.
 
I noticed this the other night too. It made me sad. His favorite pasta that he loved so much because it was "easy to eat" for 36 years of his life was changed because his "wife" liked a different pasta more. He's so whipped by her. She seemingly controls everyhting in his life now except his little streams.
Don't feel sad, Phil has always liked rigatoni too. Just look at all the fucking sauce it can hold :o It's clearly a superior pasta. Phil's basically a food scientist, and definitely not some 'two fast-food meal eating' slob, so I think his opinion is trustworthy. I mean what has he ever lied about? He's always telling everyone what an 'honest guy' he is. . .
 
Phil has said that Kat's favorite pasta is rigatoni. Phil then confirmed that he actually likes rigatoni more than penne because it has the ability to hold more sauce.
I noticed this the other night too. It made me sad. His favorite pasta that he loved so much because it was "easy to eat" for 36 years of his life was changed because his "wife" liked a different pasta more. He's so whipped by her. She seemingly controls everyhting in his life now except his little streams.

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How I imagine Phil* looks after rigatoni night.

*Special Note: Phil is not asian, that is all.
 
Whats a slider? I never heard it.

They're mini-hamburgers. The name "slider" came from the burger chain White Castle, who sells these mini-burgers under the name "slider", because they "slide" right down your throat to your stomach. Over the years, "slider" has become a catch-all term for any smaller-than-normal burger.
 
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