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he Says his mom cooked Italian food but only mentions homemade sauce and pasta. Has he mentioned any other staple Italian dishes?
Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread
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It's not really cooking when you just nuke some Schwans or Banquet style pot pies; they're not bad, but Pig definitely shouldn't be trying to brag about it when you know what shit he usually eats.
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I'm pretty sure when piggy says "I ate half" he means "I had 2" as 4 of these come in a box. Congratulations on having 1,300 calories and 150% RDA of Saturated Fat in just pot pies for dinner fatty. The way he tries to sell his wife as Betty Crocker Homemaker is sad. No one thinks Kathy is downstairs rolling out fresh pie dough, she threw a box of frozen shit in the oven. She didn't even wait for you or leave it warming in the oven, you had to reheat it later.
SkippyLongbottom
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Well, yeah no ones going to believe him that he only ate half a fucking tiny pot pie with his beloved master chef Wifey. I just have this image in my head of him just sadly sitting there eating a whole pot pie on his own. Because I do not believe him when he says he shares food like that.
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Well that and I've had pies like what Pig ate; they're pretty much designed to be eaten by themselves because while full of fat and salt and lard, they're semi small. One pie is good for one person usually.
Pig eating two is hideous.
Pig eating two is hideous.
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Never. Not even Italian-American creations like chicken parm (not like we needed more proof the "real Italian" claim was a lie...)
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Yeah, ummm it is looking likely that D$P was finally allowed to pimp out J2k two hours a night in exchange for Mrs. D$P not having to pretend to be Betty Crocker any more. Last night, she served shake-n-bake chicken with INSTANT mashed potatoes.
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Sparkletor
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I've just unraveled another piece of the time autism obsession code.
Phil believes he only eats one meal a day. This is because meals are only served at 8:00 am, 12:00 noon, and 5:00 pm.
He is sleeping at 8 and streaming at noon. He only has the opportunity to catch one meal. Therefore, when Phil eats an entire pizza or a half dozen bacon sandwiches while drunk at 1:00 am it is considered a snack.
Phil believes he only eats one meal a day. This is because meals are only served at 8:00 am, 12:00 noon, and 5:00 pm.
He is sleeping at 8 and streaming at noon. He only has the opportunity to catch one meal. Therefore, when Phil eats an entire pizza or a half dozen bacon sandwiches while drunk at 1:00 am it is considered a snack.
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Considering his meals tend to range between 1,200 to 1,500 calories it makes you wonder what Phil considers "just a small snack'?
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Pig made like 3-4 fried egg sandwiches with floor bread and fat disguised as bacon and said that was a snack, so what does that tell you.
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He has mentioned having a sandwich with crackers for a 'late night snack' before bed.
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I think it was during Mario he mentioned having a "late night snack" (at midnight) of ramen AND a salad.
Previously he often cried about how salty and terrible packaged ramen is and he only liked "restaurant ramen" ... I wonder what brand he is slurrping down in the middle of the night?
Previously he often cried about how salty and terrible packaged ramen is and he only liked "restaurant ramen" ... I wonder what brand he is slurrping down in the middle of the night?
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Tonight's Dinner: "Chipotle Chicken Hash" which is "Chipotle chicken, pieces. With um, with some Sweet potatoes, regular potatoes, peppers, onions, and a bunch of other thing... over a bed of rice."
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So which Schwan's meal is that? Because that screams "Microwaved Tendies for Me. Ree."
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UH WRONG DOOD. IT'S A TYSON FROZEN MEAL IN A BAG. NOT SCHWAAAHNS. DEBUNKED!
Sweet Chipotle Chicken & Vegetable Hash Dinner Kit | Tyson® Brand
Sweet Chipotle Chicken and Vegetable Hash. This meal kit comes with pre-portioned chicken raised with no antibiotics ever, bell peppers, onions, honey-chipotle sauce and russet and sweet potatoes.
www.tyson.com
Edit: Also, shoutout to 3 different starches (both potato types and rice) with one actual vegetable (peppers) and one sorta vegetable (onions).
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Something about pouring this disgusting frozen prison food over minute rice really depresses me. Especially when DSP acts like his wife is such a great cook.
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Package says serves 4 on it's own. Serve over rice and serves 6? Who and I kidding, they ate the vast majority of the bag with perhaps a little left for a lunch serving Mrs. D$P could take to work.
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This is designed for "fuggit I don't wanna cook today too tired/lazy/fat", not something you flex over. Not unless you actually make the meal yourself, which actually doesn't take too much time tbh. Ain't no way the Golddigger did though, given how often they just eat out or eat frozen meals.
If I had to guess; Pig ate 4 servings worth, and his Golddigger ate 1, maybe 2. I base this on how he can eat a whole fucking pizza and hoagie by himself.
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I like how, much like his soulmaid, his dinners get doxed shortly after he reveals them.