😵‍💫 Skitzocow CoolDudeClem

[January Cyst]

Here's a hint on how to improve the sound Clem.

USE FUCKING VINYL! CDS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

You can actually cut cds to make records if you have a proper record-cutter, although that sounds pretty bad.
Another interesting thing:

The recently revised benefits system has made it a lot harder for people to claim disability benefits, I've recently watched a BBC series on hat topic and there are people with much more severe disabilities that don't pass the check.
If Clem failed the review (which is pretty likely since he has no real "disabilities" other than a very mild form of autism that should not prevent him from finding meanial work and would be placed on JSA (or whatever the universal credit version of that is).
This would mean that Clem would have to apply for several jobs a week and could also be placed in training schemes.

 

[Old Greg]

This would mean that Clem would have to apply for several jobs a week and could also be placed in training schemes.

He's going to be in for a real shock if he does find a work placement what with all the comments like this he receives. "Einstein"? He wouldn't last a day in the real world.

 

[January Cyst]

He's going to be in for a real shock if he does find a work placement what with all the comments like this he receives

He would likely be placed in Tesco and hover around the punters like he did with the council workers in that central-heating video.

 

[Old Greg]

He would likely be placed in Tesco and hover around the punters like he did with the council workers in that central-heating video.

It'll be such a waste of potential if he does get forced into taking a cleaning job, but that's what you get after 35 years of pottering around like a bum.

 

[January Cyst]

I'm not going to stop making videos so don't worry about that, the thing is I just don't have the time, ideas or money to make electronics videos as much as I used to. So , by "I don't have time" does that mean I have a job now? No! I'm too much of a free spirit to be tied down, I have other non-electronic projects I'm working on, one of them being working on the scripts and the music for a new animated show I want to do, that takes time away from making my electronics stuff. And I've got a boat load of tidying up to do, whitch also takes time away from doing the electronics videos.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

It's a relief to hear that Clement's shifted his attention away from electronics toward animation and tidying up.

Those latter activities are much less likely to kill him, or burn his mom's house down.

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Sorry if I'm speaking too late, but I remember a certain mylar-humping Dane getting mad at Clem and trying to harass him.

 

[January Cyst]

Sorry if I'm speaking too late, but I remember a certain mylar-humping Dane getting mad at Clem and trying to harass him.

That has cleared up a while ago.
Sammy (@Isaac Larian ) has since made peace with Clement Saggers from Newmarket and is now defending him.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k2SMYA-10OU

For some reason, I get the feeling the animation aspiration will fall flat on its face and he'll go back to nearly burning the house down in a matter of weeks.

Because believe me, animation's hard as fuck. And I don't think we've seen Clem's art skills beyond his so-called experiments. Though that wouldn't be considered anything else but potential death traps in the making anyways.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

For some reason, I get the feeling the animation aspiration will fall flat on its face and he'll go back to nearly burning the house down in a matter of weeks.

Because believe me, animation's hard as fuck. And I don't think we've seen Clem's art skills beyond his so-called experiments. Though that wouldn't be considered anything else but potential death traps in the making anyways.

In fact, Clement has created quite a few animations, including a feature length movie set in an alternate universe where his dad is still alive, he's not perceived as an oddball, and his school friends haven't all grown up and left him. (Rather wonderfully, he appears to have drawn his father wearing the same blue and red checked shirt he favored in life.)
Clem has also made a number of animated shorts about things like poops, boobies, and why teenagers are bad.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

In fact, Clement has created quite a few animations, including a feature length movie set in an alternate universe where his dad is still alive, he's not perceived as an oddball, and his school friends haven't all grown up and left him. (Rather wonderfully, he appears to have drawn his father wearing the same blue and red checked shirt he favored in life.)
Clem has also made a number of animated shorts about things like poops, boobies, and why teenagers are bad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnY8NHshgdYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=PvIUYbnzGdQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=7D5cr9FBjS4

My bad, never knew these videos existed. Though my point about the time animation takes still stands.

Thought why he'd want to make videos about his toilet becoming a shit geyser or (fake) titties on kiddies raises a whole slew of other questions.

 

[January Cyst]

I wonder if we will ever see a cartoon about Sammy?

Clem has edited his latest video description to include some good old fashioned ebegging:

I'm not going to stop making videos so don't worry about that, the thing is I just don't have the time, ideas or money to make electronics videos as much as I used to. If you would like to donate any funds (although you don't have to) https://www.paypal.com/uk/cgi-bin/web... but it would be nice. So , by "I don't have time" does that mean I have a job now? No! I'm too much of a free spirit to be tied down, I have other non-electronic projects I'm working on, one of them being working on the scripts and the music for a new animated show I want to do, that takes time away from making my electronics stuff. And I've got a boat load of tidying up to do, whitch also takes time away from doing the electronics videos.

 

[Old Greg]

Clem has edited his latest video description to include some good old fashioned ebegging

"So , by "I don't have time" does that mean I have a job now? No! I'm too much of a free spirit to be tied down":

You can really tell lolcows apart with whether they have had a job or not. Even that TommyNC2010 guy has a job, but Clem flat out avoids the subject at all costs.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

All the benefit cuts in the UK make me wonder how long Clem can avoid the inevitable. At some point, he will not get benefits and he will have to find a job. Much like with Chris, mom's not going to be around forever and if she's gone, and you have no benefits, you will need to get a job if you want to continue to mess with electronics.

 

[January Cyst]

At some point, he will not get benefits and he will have to find a job

Clem isn't on jobseekers but rather disability benefits.
Once that is set up he doesn't need to apply for jobs or have mandatory appointments at the JC.
He isn't in danger of being sanctioned either, so I don't see any reason why he should not get his handouts.
Even if his mother passes (she is in her 50s so that would likely be several decades), the council will provide him with social housing or pay his rent (because he is disabled and unable to work).
Clement is surprisingly capable of doing everyday things like grocery shopping or doing chores if he needs to.

 

[CWCissey]

Clem isn't on jobseekers but rather disability benefits.
Once that is set up he doesn't need to apply for jobs or have mandatory appointments at the JC.
He isn't in danger of being sanctioned either, so I don't see any reason why he should not get his handouts.
Even if his mother passes (she is in her 50s so that would likely be several decades), the council will provide him with social housing or pay his rent (because he is disabled and unable to work).
Clement is surprisingly capable of doing everyday things like grocery shopping or doing chores if he needs to.

Unless ATOS declare Clem fit to work that is.

 

[January Cyst]

Unless ATOS declare Clem fit to work that is.

We would have heard about that already.
So if we assume that he is unfit to work, there would literally be nothing he has to do to receive his social.
If they had found him fit he would automatically be set to JSA/UC and has to show up once a week at the Jobcentre and also fill out tons of applications.
I'm sure he would have a video chimpout if something like that would cause him stress.

 

[CWCissey]

We would have heard about that already.
So if we assume that he is unfit to work, there would literally be nothing he has to do to receive his social.
If they had found him fit he would automatically be set to JSA/UC and has to show up once a week at the Jobcentre and also fill out tons of applications.
I'm sure he would have a video chimpout if something like that would cause him stress.

Who's to say it won't happen in the future?

 

[January Cyst]

Who's to say it won't happen in the future?

Oh, that would be the best thing for Clem to be forced into something like a training scheme.

 

[January Cyst]

Clement Saggers from Newmarket is going through other peoples trash again:

If you like my videos please donate (if you want to) so I can make more! https://www.paypal.com/uk/cgi-bin/web...

I've been junk hunting again! I found something that might make for an interesting tear-down.

Instead of going job hunting like other people in his situation, Clement Saggers from Newmarket goes junk hunting to fill up his bedroom with even more rubbish.