🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Angry New Ager]

Julianna pinned all her happiness on getting her breasts removed; anyone with two brain cells to rub together could see that the chances of this ever happening were minimal to zero, but bizarrely Julianna seemed to be genuinely convinced it would happen.

Well of course she was convinced; "life-saving gender-affirming care" are the magic words that get informed consent clinics to hand out cross-sex hormones to anybody who wants them, and surgeons to perform elective double mastectomies and Mengele-tier genital rearrangements—regardless of the patients' current state of physical or mental health.

Too bad for her that the anesthesiologist didn't want her to die under his care.

Also, keep in mind that Juliana is stubbornly delusional enough to think that her fatness is in no way a problem, and that any loss of mobility or chronic conditions she suffers from are in no way linked to her fatness.

These HAES lolcows are fun to follow right up until they're not.

They may not be "fun" when they shift into full Horrorcow Death-Spiral mode, but damn, it's fascinating—not just in watching their bodies fall apart, but also in seeing the level of elite, godlike, Simone Biles-tier mental gymnastics they engage in to pretend that it has nothing to do with their fatness.

Someone way back in the thread described Coco's skin as "pepto-bismol colored cinder block" and that's pretty much all I can see now.

I grew up in a place with lots of Spanish-inspired architecture, and I just see stucco.

Editing to ponder: what is with this trend of telling 40 year old and even late 30s women they're in perimenopause?

To sell them pharmaceuticals. Really, that's it.

...but I thought perimenopause was more a mid-40s thing if you're not dealing with a fucked endocrine system.

Well there you go. They're all endocrinologically fucked. And, I'd argue, it's not just the fat ones any more, given how many endocrine-disrupting chemicals we're bombarded with.

She banked her whole identity on being "cute n quirky" and that shit just won't fly anymore.

I would argue that being an influencer is only for the young (and if you're not young, you need to bring loads of charisma and exceptional skills to the table, especially if you're a woman).

Corissa's youth is gone; she's squandered it. And she has nothing to offer that she could convert into sponsored content except her declining health (which, even then, I don't think pharmaceutical companies are going to hand her any lucrative promo deals). She's only good at being fat, and having stupid opinions about how being fat is not a problem. She has no skills, no taste, no creativity, no education, and no charisma, and she's still championing a cause that is in its decline. So yeah, her forties are going to be shit.

Then tell us how you're soothing all your gender angst and how it relates to starving Palestinian toddlers.

I haven't seen her moo about Palestine lately (though I admit I haven't been looking). Has she grown bored with it, especially now that she's suffered the oppression of not being able to get a massive tit-job for no other reason than her fatness?

 

[Cuddlebug]

not to PL too much, but postmeno is awesome.

Mama Bug often tells me that the worst day of menopause was less bad than her average PMS symptoms.

I've noticed that the women who tend to bleat about perimenopause at Coco's age tend to already be unhealthy. I think it's just another deflection on their part. Why bother trying when you can claim that your fat is hormonal?

See also: PCOS for childbearing aged women. Can't recall if Coco claims to have it, but it's a favorite excuse for fat cows to use, so I'm gonna say yes.

Juliana needs to get online and give us the twansphobic no-tits-chop content we really need.

Come on, fatty, let us know all the details and just how mean that anesthesiologist was to you. Then tell us how you're soothing all your gender angst and how it relates to starving Palestinian toddlers.

But if she does that, her GoScamMe GoFundMe sheep will want their money back, and let's be real: if it hasn't already been squandered on "self care" (aka Door dash and a pallet of Little Debbies and Dr. Pepper), it will be soon. Either way she'll blame the anasthesiologist and not the surgeon who scammed her.

Shocked she hasn't changed her pronouns to Fat/Fats and hasn't tried to claim that her gorging is "life saving gender affirming care ".

I would argue that being an influencer is only for the young (and if you're not young, you need to bring loads of charisma and exceptional skills to the table, especially if you're a woman).

Mama Bug watches a lot of older influencers, and their whole shtick is either hiding their age with Botox and expensive creams or compulsive shopping. Coco could do the latter, but her waddling would make the resulting footage look like found footage of bigfoot.

If she's desperate for monies, she might as well give in to the dark side and do mukbangs. Food would even be tax deductible!

My hope for Coco is that she goes back to her greatest hits: Freakouts filmed in the McDonalds drive through and lectures about why it's fine if you can't wipe your own ass.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Corissa should be worried about menopause because she'll have to rebrand - can't be fatgirlflow without the flow

 

[pink cigarettes]

I agree that her hormones and health are f-d (we all know just looking at her), and that it's all about pharmaceutical solutions/HRT. But in addition to these, we know the big gorls love to moan about their afflictions and ~disabilities~ and act like victims and health experts any chance they get. If Coco had no symptoms at all she'd still take advantage of the pERimEnOpAuSe narrative.

 

[brooky]

not to PL too much, but postmeno is awesome.

What happens to your sex drive?

Maybe I'm young and naive but I have been thinking I'll go on HRT one day to stave off menopause, but honestly that's primarily based on seeing Chantal's femininity and interest in sex completely disintegrate after her hysto. I'd also like to avoid my mother's osteoporosis, but NGL, I am more worried about the sex.

Of course I know older ladies still enjoy sex, but is it harder? Different? Less enjoyable? More enjoyable?

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Adding to the more interesting chatter (sorry Corrie and J), perimenopause wasn’t great for me. It messed up my very regular and brief periods and brought with it terrible cramps. Now that I’m well into full menopause, the only thing that’s still a trial are these damn hot flashes. They started during peri and have continued on. It’s been ten years.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I think the perimenopause thing is so big right now because we’re the first generation to actually talk about it. And many doctors, even female specialists, don’t know much about it and just tell people to suck it up.
That being said, lots of people don’t want to hear the basic advice for dealing with early signs of it - eat well, exercise, sleep, manage stress

 

[pink cigarettes]

I think the perimenopause thing is so big right now because we’re the first generation to actually talk about it. And many doctors, even female specialists, don’t know much about it and just tell people to suck it up.
That being said, lots of people don’t want to hear the basic advice for dealing with early signs of it - eat well, exercise, sleep, manage stress

Counterpoint: people have been talking about it long enough for slang like "the change" and "hot flashes" to exist for over 50 years. If people really are more vocal now, it's probably because more than ever they're lacking in those things you listed that help mitigate the problems

 

[Otterly]

damn hot flashes. They started during peri and have continued on. It’s been ten years.

Yeah, they sure can. Mixed bag really. Women’s experiences are very different. . Some sail through and some have significant or annoying issues. I think it’s good to talk about, I’m just not keen on having HRT as the only thing pushed. But again, works for some.

 

[Breadbear]

What happens to your sex drive?

From my 97 y/o client:
"Things are great until you hit 80 or so, but then you gotta start being careful."

So pretty good.

 

[glass_houses]

To sell them pharmaceuticals. Really, that's it.

Yes, but not entirely. Because of our rich diet, Western women are menstruating earlier than many other populations, and I wouldn't be surprised if there's a correlation between early menstruation and early menopause. Being overweight can trigger early menopause by itself. Not having babies until much later in life, or not having babies at all, also a trigger. There's a reason so many young women get knocked up accidentally in their late teens and early twenties; sure, they're stupid and horny, but that's also when they're at their most fertile.

Early menopause is a consequence of our hedonistic lifestyle. Absolutely there are many companies cashing in on it, but it's still a real thing.

I've noticed that the women who tend to bleat about perimenopause at Coco's age tend to already be unhealthy. I think it's just another deflection on their part. Why bother trying when you can claim that your fat is hormonal?

Again, being overweight is a trigger, but have you seen mothers today? Huge pressure to be fit, lose the baby as soon as possible, if the kids have a poor diet or are overweight, there's a withering amount of judgement heaped upon the mums responsible... women like Corissa or Julianna, who chose not to have children, don't have the same social pressure to be fit and they also have much more opportunity to be slovenly and eat and be overweight. Therefore, early menopause.

The whole thing is really a chicken or egg argument a lot of the time.

 

[Miltank]

@glass_houses

To be the devils advocate, women often use pregnancy, then raising children, as an excuse to not lose ‘the baby weight’’ (or to keep putting it off indefinitely)

 

[multiverse]

What happens to your sex drive?

Maybe I'm young and naive but I have been thinking I'll go on HRT one day to stave off menopause, but honestly that's primarily based on seeing Chantal's femininity and interest in sex completely disintegrate after her hysto. I'd also like to avoid my mother's osteoporosis, but NGL, I am more worried about the sex.

Of course I know older ladies still enjoy sex, but is it harder? Different? Less enjoyable? More enjoyable?

Pretty low, but if you set your mind to it, the act itself is more enjoyable pour moi / more Os than when younger. It just needs to be prioritized with a partner rather than something top of mind.

But don't take this as a universal truth. There's a reason old folks homes are a hotbed of STIs: them oldies is thirsty for sex and don't give a hoot about consequences.

Thread tax: I'm sure Corissa and Juliana have had lesbian deadbed since the first few weeks of their relationship, because moving around that much must be excruciating. Corissa seems to have been quite horny when younger, but in deviant fashion (trooning her husband, ploy sex, etc.) But when is the last time we saw Corissa half naked in bed with two or more smaller fats?

 

[GenociderSyo]

J DFE'd the entire gofundme to get out of refunding people.


Corissa IG:

 

[Breadbear]

J DFE'd the entire gofundme to get out of refunding people.
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Corissa IG:
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Oh Way to (try to) evade accountability.

 

[OttoWest]

Juliana has to be closing in on 600 by now. She’s more horizontal than vertical.

Also those poppin’ veins are concerning.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Is… is that a tick on the dog’s face? It’s fat, so maybe it’s part of the family.

 

[often puzzled]

J DFE'd the entire gofundme to get out of refunding people.

I'm guessing a significant amount of the GFM was spent on the bathroom renovation, just like we all guessed that part of the GFM for J's father was spent on a new fatty-safe couch. We all know how much trouble they had getting a mortgage because of their nonexistent budgeting, so there's no chance that they put money aside to redo the bathroom. J's salary isn't going to pay for a bathroom makeover on top of all their other expenses, and Corissa isn't bringing in any sponsorships these days. Fat Camp is probably pretty lucrative for them, but it wasn't sold out this year.

If people want to see their donations again, they'll just have to tune in to Corissa's Instagram stories and watch her bitch about the tile they paid for. Corissa and J will never cover up that subfloor without a GFM to pay for it, because-- rest assured-- they're optimistically barely keeping their heads above water but realistically are accruing much more debt (than they already had).

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Is… is that a tic on the dog’s face? It’s fat, so maybe it’s part of the family.

Old dogs tend to get those little growths all over them as they age

 

[Mall Goth]

I don't care that people who donated money for a morbidly obese woman to mutilate herself aren't going to get a refund, but I think it's funny that she complained about how capitalist the medical system is only to turn around and pocket thousands in donations for a surgery she is no longer even going to have. You can't call others immoral and unethical when you're committing what amounts to theft, but I guess it's okay for her audience (aka people who are similar to her and therefore by her logic are also subjected to the same injustices and oppression she herself claims to experience) to have their hard-earned money taken and see nothing for it in return so long as it goes into her own bank account.