Careercow Cory Machado - Owns fake football team, prolific webtraffic purchaser, NPWL Wrestler, camgirl stalker and "brand."

[heathercho]

So let me get this straight.

• A grown ass adult male pretends to own a football club that doesn't exist. It doesn't even exist in a fantasy league way.
• He makes fan accounts and posts claiming he is the best soccer player in the world.
• His side hustle was selling fake Beats and the same MLM scam drink that Corey Feldman was involved in.
• He then turns to wrestling and starts actually doing some kind of wrestling.
• Someone is still willing to fuck and marry him after this.
• He's conned various known people... with...his fake football club? His pyramid schemes?

How? Like, is it this easy? Can one really fleece people this easily? Because I didn't know it was this easy.

What is the end goal in this? Is it a cover for a drug ring? People smuggling? Underground pedo society?
Or did a weak looking spic just fool people because he made up a fake football club? This is mindblowing.

 

[Jaimas]

This guy is like a sports-themed Tai Lopez.

 

[captkrisma]

I watched his match against Johnny Dynamo on his NPWL page. Some notes from an actual pro wrestler:

Spoiler: Who booked this crap?

• Macahdo is wrestling in tights and a shirt, so I already think he's lame. Don't argue "But Kevin Owen's wrestles in a shirt!", this kid ain't Kevin Owens by a long shot.
• The match starts off with one of the weakest lariats I've ever fucking seen.
• Johnny pushes into the corner, cheap elbow and now Johnny is laid out on the middle rope...this is the SECOND THING DONE IN THE MATCH. Whoever booked this is an absolute retard.
• Machado with a stiff European uppercut to Johnny's gut/chest. That's not how a European is supposed to be hit, BTW.
• Machado getting heel heat, Johnny taps him on the shoulder, then Machado TURNS THE WRONG WAY. Johnny has to turn him around and unfuck the situation. This is basic wrestling school shit, btw.
• Machado is whipped chest first into the buckle, then turns the wrong way AGAIN.
• Machado takes a powder for 9 off one drop kick. No bump and feed (which would make sense), just one move drops him to the outside. Way to look like a stud, champ.
• Another drop kick from Johnny, teasing a big move, then right into a sleeper hold spot for Machado. Machado's valet gets onto the apron for no reason, which leads me to believe that there was supposed to be something done here, but again, the booker is a retard.
• Way to no-sell a kick to the gut, but then again, Machado isn't in the BEST shape for a wrestler.
• Machado hits an STO as his finish, meaning that he, as a heel, only did about 7-8 things that would be considered "offense". His manager got more heel heat than he did, and that is absurd.

Iirc, being a 'rosebud' on TV, if you were paid, was a $500 gig. Yes, they also had extras that weren't paid, and they're typically someone who won a contest or some shit. No catering, no amenities, and you GTFO of the arena when your part was done, so no staying back and talking to Vince or HHH, they have bigger shit to deal with.

Tl;dr: There's no way you could convince me that he's a trained wrestler.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Once again I'm reminded that lots of low-tier rasslers are no better than carnies or Gypsies.

 

[captkrisma]

Once again I'm reminded that lots of low-tier rasslers are no better than carnies or Gypsies.

Not true. Most Gypsies and carnies hone their grifts in order to make more money. He's just really garbage in the ring. Notice he has had a couple shows, yet nobody returns other than Hendrix. That, to me, means he isn't paying the boys or he's a horrible promoter who refuses to book on continuity. Or both.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Tl;dr: There's no way you could convince me that he's a trained wrestler.

As I said in the thread about the lawyer's letter, maybe he has been trying to get himself booked in other promotions. Then, upon realizing that no one gives shit if a no-name indie is the only one booking you, he looked for someone to blame. Enter the kiwifarms thread...also, I'm guessing he got Johnny Dynamo to carry him through that match. Dynamo should take some blame as well, anyone with enough experience in the business would tell Cory to fuck off because he's wayyyy too new to this. Also, some of those errors in the match could have gotten Cory hit for real if he was against a less kind veteran.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Edit 2: Found something else about Cory. He has a reddit account and boy, it is just plain weird. Highlights:

• Tried to shill for himself in r/filmmakers, twice, and was called out on it both times
• "Corey Machado is an award winning filmmaker with work showcased at various film festivals. His short documentary “Oasis” Won Silver at the 37th Annual Telly Awards. He is skilled in both above and below the line production roles." (this film does not exist, I tried looking for it in the Anual Telly Awards)
  
• "Cory Machado worked with many notable brands such as MTV, VH1, Nickelodeon, Martin Guitar, Taylor, Gibson, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Rolls Royce, and more. Overall, his online presence has over 10k subscribers and 6+ million views." (complete bullshit)
• "Corey Machado holds a B.A. from Ramapo College and briefly attended NYU’s TISCH Film/TV Program. He currently freelances and consults at Unique Photo in Fairfield, NJ."
• He posted the last three bullet points in a thread that was ignored.
• In r/business, he was also ignored, and I guess he was pretending to be a missing person found?
  
• Another website belonging to him: https://www.corymachado.net/
• "Cory Machado need to raise money to get equipment such as squad cars, investigation gear, uniforms & we would also like to offer jobs to war vets. Were an independent non-profit public safety group. What we do is help look for missing people"
• He copied and pasted text from this thread. What the fuck?

The movie maker Corey Machado is a legit different person: http://www.coreymachado.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjYGhaapqWk

I'm not sure if this guy was shilling himself on Reddit or if NPWL World Heavyweight Champion Cory Machado was pretending to be him. That Reddit account is named Cory which makes me think that's our lolsuit man. Maybe all the bots he's paid to inflate his social media followers are trying to send a message?

 

[Will Graham]

What an amazing read this thread has been.

 

[The Un-Clit]

so.....we have two different cows with the same name? What the fuck are the odds of THAT?

 

[captkrisma]

As I said in the thread about the lawyer's letter, maybe he has been trying to get himself booked in other promotions. Then, upon realizing that no one gives shit if a no-name indie is the only one booking you, he looked for someone to blame. Enter the kiwifarms thread...also, I'm guessing he got Johnny Dynamo to carry him through that match. Dynamo should take some blame as well, anyone with enough experience in the business would tell Cory to fuck off because he's wayyyy too new to this. Also, some of those errors in the match could have gotten Cory hit for real if he was against a less kind veteran.

That's another reason why I think he's untrained. Any wrestling school worth their money will get you your first bookings through the instructors' own promotion or through their connections in the business. Him starting his own promotion just tells me that no one would book him, and his performance in-ring would justify my thinking.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The movie maker Corey Machado is a legit different person: http://www.coreymachado.com/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjYGhaapqWk

I'm not sure if this guy was shilling himself on Reddit or if NPWL World Heavyweight Champion Cory Machado was pretending to be him. That Reddit account is named Cory which makes me think that's our lolsuit man. Maybe all the bots he's paid to inflate his social media followers are trying to send a message?

Wait, this Machado pretends he's a top-tier filmmaker who works with all sorts of studios and luxury brands, while the other Machado pretends he's a Portuguese soccer superstar and team owner when he isn't a championship wrestler in an up-and-coming promotion which will soon be on TV? The fuck is this shit?

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Not sure if this is a cow, but it's a hell of a rabbit hole.

Also, hope your employee's (would this be an appropriate term?) alright.

This was said 2-3 years ago, and yet somehow, this rabbit hole keeps going deeper and deeper.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Wait, this Machado pretends he's a top-tier filmmaker who works with all sorts of studios and luxury brands, while the other Machado pretends he's a Portuguese soccer superstar and team owner when he isn't a championship wrestler in an up-and-coming promotion which will soon be on TV? The fuck is this shit?

Corey with an e might be overselling himself but I don't think he's playing make believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG2xlcZsas
Lots of people work on commercials. It's not that big of a deal.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Corey with an e might be overselling himself but I don't think he's playing make believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG2xlcZsas
Lots of people work on commercials. It's not that big of a deal.

Wait.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsbook/comments/66s6rw/corey_machado/dgku70s/?context=3
Then what the fuck is with this comment? Why did he copy and paste text from here?
And if you look at the user page, there's a link to corymachado.net, which as I stated in a previous post, was a website by the wrestler who got a lawyer to send an email to Null. Doesn't help that the name is spelled both ways in different posts. Was this merely a bot account that tried to post whatever it could find about anyone named "Cory Machado"? This is so weird


but I guess it's safe to assume this strange reddit account isn't actually him.

 

[W00K #17]

Interesting turn of events, perhaps we can finally get a real thread going on this guy.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Interesting turn of events, perhaps we can finally get a real thread going on this guy.

I was looking into his Twitter account and found some weird shit. I think he made fake accounts trying to stop his girlfriend from dumping him.

http://archive.is/IELyY

Spoiler: This account's tweets are mainly about Cory, Taeler and people associated with them

http://archive.is/dvo1N

Blake is part of that drink scheme.

http://archive.is/qA1PJ http://archive.is/Fu03N http://archive.is/daUul

http://archive.is/vD5Ct http://archive.is/n2Jtg http://archive.is/c0FdC http://archive.is/VICTO

http://archive.is/q0teC

http://archive.is/1OlHf http://archive.is/5YZJ1 http://archive.is/lVDYM

http://archive.is/9XC2Y

http://archive.is/lnnep

http://archive.is/5gtIV

http://archive.is/kUoTk

http://archive.is/0VApq

Spoiler

http://archive.is/L94YZ

http://archive.is/YvLQA

http://archive.is/tDmUF

http://archive.is/3HjqX

http://archive.is/nOBIu

http://archive.is/J1d1p

http://archive.is/p2pxv

http://archive.is/WN7KZ

http://archive.is/A2Ij3

There's too many for me to go through, but the accounts I did profile shots of were all started in October/November 2014, went unused until 2016 and died that same year. Most of them share this photo Taeler posted of a get well card Cory sent.

http://archive.is/vht34

Cory's account was also made in October 2014. It looks like he deleted a lot of tweets as there's nothing up before March 2017.

I think this is the first time in history that being a Twitter sperg helped get someone a wife.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Corey with an e might be overselling himself but I don't think he's playing make believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG2xlcZsas
Lots of people work on commercials. It's not that big of a deal.

I wonder if this Corey could manage to put Cory's wrestling league and fake soccer club on TV

 

[XE 600]

I was looking into his Twitter account and found some weird shit. I think he made fake accounts trying to stop his girlfriend from dumping him.

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http://archive.li/IELyY

Spoiler: This account's tweets are mainly about Cory, Taeler and people associated with them

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Blake is part of that drink scheme.
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There's too many for me to go through, but the accounts I did profile shots of were all started in October/November 2014, went unused until 2016 and died that same year. Most of them share this photo Taeler posted of a get well card Cory sent.
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http://archive.li/vht34

Cory's account was also made in October 2014. It looks like he deleted a lot of tweets as there's nothing up before March 2017.

I think this is the first time in history that being a Twitter sperg helped get someone a wife.

The sock accounts don't even try. Their bios are all written in the exact same way.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Worst sock accounts I've ever seen.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Oh, THAT's why I was getting alerts. I just thought someone linked the thread on /wooo/ again, holy shit.
LMAO at some of what that says. "Damaged his status as a pro wrestler"? Bro, he could turn this into a gimmick in no time. If he can talk on the mic, he may not even have to wrestle! That's pro wrestling for ya, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. All he'd have to do is get a suit and be a manager helping another wrestler win with underhanded tactics.

Now's a good time to share a PM I got last year.
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Yep, Cory has a track record of trying this tactic.

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Also, I must respectfully disagree on something the OP posted, that spread to a few other wrestling communities. Taeler Hendrix was not "tricked" into anything, it's been years now, and some videos of her on youtube have ridiculous viewership (at least for someone who is irrelevant in wrestling these days). I'm thinking she got Cory to buy bots for that. Either that, or they're using some kind of youtube viewership trade service. Hendrix wouldn't be the only thot trying to use Youtube views to try to get bookings out of that. Anyways, I can't even be mad at these people, I just wonder who they think they're fooling.

At least his newest attempt at intimidation was a little more impressive than his previous. "Online Crime Investigation"- lol. Fake legal disclaimer at the bottom, check. Poor writing? Check. ("kindly accept this letter as a formal written letter..."). Some home-based company that went out of business almost immediately and probably just sent letters like this as their attempt to be a 'reputation restorer.'

The fact that the latest attempt was written by a lawyer doesn't mean it has more merit but at least it's easier to read.