Count Dankula

[Summer Never Ends]

https://x.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1634962384086511616

You're all wrong. This is what did their marriage in.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Christ, can you imagine what the kids new stepdad will smell like?

you mean dankulas new concubine (male)

1. Its the kids fault and they should be made aware of this

based and Robert Barns/EVS pilled

 

[remiem]

Of course, the real Grade-A cynical bastard in me would theorise that Sue Hulk, a well-documented borderline infertile woman, took the opportunity to go through expensive IVF treatments with the relatively wealthy Count, got the babies she wanted and ran. As far as I am aware, IVF is not routinely available on the NHS (UK free health service).

But I’m not enough of a bastard to categorically state that as my opinion… yet.

I'm 80% sure in her IVF journey vids they applied to the NHS but it was taking to long so they went private. So not entirely outside the realm of possibility.

 

[Baguette Child]

I'd like just one person who I enjoy listening to online to not be a complete degenerate. Just one. That would be enough. Never gonna happen though.

Wasn't aware of the tranny shit dank's into because I don't do social media. Always enjoyed his delivery and humor in his content on 'tube. Now I doubt I'll view his shit the same way. He was quite literally the final person my spouse and I still watched on Youtube regularly so maybe this is a good time to just stop using it altogether.

I feel bad for the kids. At the end of the day they're the ones who'll eat dirt over this and probably develop shit later in life thanks to defective parenting by sue and dank. Bad ending for all involved, regardless of who's fault it turns out to have been.

 

[Doctor Love]

I feel bad for the kids. At the end of the day they're the ones who'll eat dirt over this and probably develop shit later in life thanks to defective parenting by sue and dank. Bad ending for all involved, regardless of who's fault it turns out to have been.

It's alright, Catholic Western Scotland is pretty depressing. They'll fit right in.

I've got an auntie up that end. We call her the off-roader - since she's "Four-by-four"

 

[DEAD BIRD]

I'd like just one person who I enjoy listening to online to not be a complete degenerate. Just one. That would be enough. Never gonna happen though.

Wasn't aware of the tranny shit dank's into because I don't do social media. Always enjoyed his delivery and humor in his content on 'tube. Now I doubt I'll view his shit the same way. He was quite literally the final person my spouse and I still watched on Youtube regularly so maybe this is a good time to just stop using it altogether.

I feel bad for the kids. At the end of the day they're the ones who'll eat dirt over this and probably develop shit later in life thanks to defective parenting by sue and dank. Bad ending for all involved, regardless of who's fault it turns out to have been.

Yeah, unfortunately the concept of being a some-what semi-sane and normal person does not occur to anyone who is willing to make a "career" on the Internet by talking about things.

Dank's tranny shit has been a thing for a long time, for a few years. I remember his constant tranny/femboy """jokes""" in videos, shit was gay as fuck and not in the funny way, in the "he definitely fucks cross-dressers behind the Tesco" way. YouTube is a shithole and very few people are worth the time to watch or support tbqh. I find people who will upload a video or two a year end up being more normal and tolerable people somehow lol.

 

[ChromaQuack]

EVE Online player.
There is a very good chance he spent all his money on ships that got blown up. He might have partaken in gay ops that involved traveling across the UK to cut someone's powerline. Or actually played EVE Online, for fun.

>gets mutliple cargo ships blown up
>his in-game company heads are all troons
>he has to go on a UK tour #bussydigging to make up for the losses.
>this is actually the source of the infamous bed picture
>wife finds out, gets the fuck out

I choose to believe this option because it's the funniest of the bunch.

 

[Weltraumfürst]

I think what this thread desperately needs is my take on the situation.

I'm not buying the "growing apart" thing because that's a lengthy process, and their other kid is so young that I don’t think that there was an issue up until very recently. I also don't think Sue is a BPD whore. I'm basing this off of her own YouTube content where she seems very sweet and wholesome. I really doubt that she's been putting on a persona, and if she did it was an amazingly good one.

So, I have to say, even though I like the man a lot, I think Dank fucked up somehow. Either he neglected Sue, got caught banging a tranny, or got into the Colombian nose candy. I may be wrong on this, my gut tells me that this is on him.

Genuinely hard to watch, tbh. I like both parties involved, and I think they really had something good. The video of Dank trying to bake a birthday cake for Sue is one of the sweetest things I've ever seen. That and I'm afraid this'll seriously fuck up the kids

Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure Dank was open about pounding bussy. I remember an episode of TISM where Dank said that the Alt-Right stopped supporting him when they found out that, and I quote "him banging traps was not a meme".

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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https://x.com/SUEHULK/status/1805173175069618547

Dank, with a cunt like that, you're better off. Shame the daughters are probably gonna behave like the mom in the end.

 

[ffo kcuF]

I'm just going to assume it was because Dank was a hentia porn addicted tranny loving faggot, who I think in the past has defended loli/shota because his discord was full of it.

 

[Doctor Love]

Will you please kill yourself, you have no idea what you are talking about but you just won’t shut the fuck up.

Sir please - there is no need to be upset.

Spoiler

if you do have a heart attack, don't worry - I can help, you just need to whip up some nitroglycerin. That'll fix you right up.

I think what this thread desperately needs is my take on the situation.

10/10 intro. Thing is - his wife seems to be bi, too. So it's probably not a weird sex thing. If anything, they probably had some weird Balldo-esque sexcapades.

I think it's just the overwhelming depression of living in the UK. It takes its toll on anyone - look at FedPostalService, he voted for all of this and the guilt eats him up. Stress affects everyone differently.

Some people just start plugging up femboys.

 

[Bridget]

So I don't want to powerlevel too hard, but I know Markus IRL and the stuff about coke is bollocks. He's scared of that shit and he's a pothead massively as his indulgence, which has toned down to sneaky spliffs here and there after shows that his manager gets pissy about lol, but you get to chatting with the bloke and it's clear that he loves his family. He likes traps and such so yeah, based, but he's also distanced himself from all that sort of shit and hanging out in the Discord playing Rust he's said that whilst he enjoys that content it's weird now that he has a family. Not having a family, I don't know how that works, but it really does seem to me that as he's said he wants to focus on being a father so knowing him I'm going to be extremely charitable unlike most jaded buggers here. Innocent until proven guilty is the standard for a reason.
The same for Sue, she's a very lovely person IRL and Markus sings her praises, so yes she had a retarded women moment on xitter, women are retarded news at 11, but again, innocent until proven guilty.
I just really hope it is a genuine case of them just losing love due to the history surrounding Markus's politics and not some deeper shit, that would be a real suckfest.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

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Ah here, I know she can be a bit of a spesh sometimes, but there's no need to be facedoxxing @Lidl Drip like that.

To keep my shitpost on topic, I've thus far not seen anything from anyone to suggest that the stated reasons of drifting apart isn't the actual cause of the breakup. Sure Millenials split up for that retarded reason all the time, it's like the second they realise real relationships aren't like the dumb YA books they were raised on they pack it in cause they can't deal with the fact that the honeymoon phase doesn't last forever.

However, if there was any shenanigans going on which caused the split, then Lidl's absolutely right that it was more than likely on Dank. This man's been publicly lusting over trannies on Twitter for God knows how long now, and if the facts were the same but it wasn't the funny Scottish man that was doing it, but say Ethan Ralph for example, there wouldn't even be a debate on it. Plus he's a Jock, and they literally stick their dicks in anything when they drink, and by all accounts Dank does like to party with the "boys" when he's out and about.

 

[NiggerBlaster1488]

Something must have happened, she stuck with him during the period where he couldn’t work as a doorman and his YouTube hadn’t taken off yet during the nazi pug era. Might be the troon shit, but I doubt we’ll ever know because his wife seems sensible enough to just take his money and take care of the kids while also not having an internet big internet presence of her own.

i wonder if she'll continue to upload to her youtube channel, she posted a video 2 weeks ago which would have been after she left him

 

[Catspajamas7]

Next featuring with Count Dankula is going to be about this being over the tranny he’s plowing.

 

[Doctor Love]

i wonder if she'll continue to upload to her youtube channel, she posted a video 2 weeks ago which would have been after she left him

That's the same kitchen, so it was probably filmed before she left.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I'll have you know that Dankula is also Catholic. Catholic men have one of two options - my way, or the gay way. Dankula is apparently the latter, but there's a non-zero chance that he got too political and she had to leave the house, because it was slowly filling up with fertiliser.


Demographics and age. Italians are really old, so they only have a relatively small workforce. A lot of the EU is like that, actually.

>dankula is catholic
Then how are they getting divorced? Are they leaving the church or just separating?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>dankula is catholic
Then how are they getting divorced? Are they leaving the church or just separating?

I don't think that a guy who lusts over trannies and does weed is very devout, if the divorce is happening, then he's divorcing by the state, not by the Church (which in the case it was done through the Church, it actually wouldn't be a divorce at all, but rather an annulment)

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Christ, can you imagine what the kids new stepdad will smell like?

better

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

I am more worried about who gets the dogs?
Lil Pugtler should stay with Dankula