CWC Pics

[Tubular Monkey]

Well then maybe he shouldn't have had hanky-panky with Barb without using a dang RAINCOAT. Seriously, what were they thinking?

She was thinking meal ticket for life, and he was thinking she said she'd gone through menopause already.

I don't know why many people seem to think women go through menopause that early, she was only 40, IIRC. Then again, Bob's expertise was simple plastic funnels, I wouldn't expect him to know biology. If money was really Barb's intention - well - pretty sure that backfired on her pretty bad.

My mistake. I thought Barb was older at the time.

 

[GFYS]

I suspect Chris was a mistake... However I could also believe Bob and Barb selfishly having another child so they'd have someone to take care of them in their final years, seeing as how all their other offspring are estranged from them. If this was the case, the irony is absolutely delicious.

 

[CatParty]

 

[shutupman]

Did Chris scan his pictures on a toaster, or has every event in his life been filled with small horizontal lines?

Those look like printer lines to me.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Did Chris scan his pictures on a toaster, or has every event in his life been filled with small horizontal lines?

Those look like printer lines to me.

Didn't Chris scan and print some of his family photos and sent them to a "girl"?


Also, Chris looks exceptionally slow in that pony pic.

 

[pickleniggo]

That poor, poor pony. Look at it, it's like, "Get this chubby, autistic accident OFFA ME."
Who's that kid? Pony wrangler? He's very 90's. And Barb's outfit, oh my god.

And yes, sparklemillhouse, your wording is perfect. Cowboy Chris is the most derpy Chris.

 

[Bugaboo]

That poor, poor pony. Look at it, it's like, "Get this chubby, autistic accident OFFA ME."
Who's that kid? Pony wrangler? He's very 90's. And Barb's outfit, oh my god.

And yes, sparklemillhouse, your wording is perfect. Cowboy Chris is the most derpy Chris.

The beginnings of a brony.

 

[CatParty]

That poor, poor pony. Look at it, it's like, "Get this chubby, autistic accident OFFA ME."
Who's that kid? Pony wrangler? He's very 90's. And Barb's outfit, oh my god.

And yes, sparklemillhouse, your wording is perfect. Cowboy Chris is the most derpy Chris.

i bet he got one of barb's hand me down fanny packs.

 

[Bugaboo]

That poor, poor pony. Look at it, it's like, "Get this chubby, autistic accident OFFA ME."
Who's that kid? Pony wrangler? He's very 90's. And Barb's outfit, oh my god.

And yes, sparklemillhouse, your wording is perfect. Cowboy Chris is the most derpy Chris.

i bet he got one of barb's hand me down fanny packs.

Well you know middle aged ladies and their fanny packs.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Yippie yay.

 

[Bugaboo]

Yippie yay.

What is that child holding?
It sort of looks like Fox McCloud...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Umm, ma'am? Your son is too big for this po-

HE HAYAS OWTISM!

 

[Null]

That is a pretty good picture. All four of its legs are stuck out to stabalize it. The face reads sheer terror. The boy seems uncomfortable as he tries to calm the pony.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If money was really Barb's intention - well - pretty sure that backfired on her pretty bad.

Well, she wound up with a moderate-sized house to live in and fill with crap as she pleases. That may be more than she was hoping for otherwise.

 

[Bugaboo]

That is a pretty good picture. All four of its legs are stuck out to stabalize it. The face reads sheer terror. The boy seems uncomfortable as he tries to calm the pony.

By God you're right. Chris is crushing that poor pony's spine

Here's a pony chillin' notice how it's body language and stance is completely different from the one Chris is riding.
And these are appropriately sized children riding ponies

Notice how they're still comfortable.

 

[Holdek]

...the cwcki's caption never fails to make me snicker.

Bob and little Chris remembering Jesus.

Man ... life could have gone anywhere from this point.

That's part of what is depressing about these photos. This was the time to take charge and get Chris the help he needed. But instead they hard headedly stuck to their guns and made every wrong decision possible.

So he went from this:

to this:

 

[CatParty]

to this

 

[sparklemilhouse]

For years, I thought that those valentines day pizza party pics were Chris mistaking a pizza party at school for something one would invite his parents to. However, I'm beginning to think it was a pizza party for Chris' birthday, and Borb bought the class pizza so the kids in the class would hate Chris a little less.

There's also a luzly pic of Chris sitting at a desk against the wall, almost in the corner. Growing up, only the obnoxious of the obnoxious sat by themselves. Note all the teachers in that pic! Clearly that's some sort of "special Ed" class.

 

[Holdek]

That is a pretty good picture. All four of its legs are stuck out to stabalize it. The face reads sheer terror. The boy seems uncomfortable as he tries to calm the pony.

By God you're right. Chris is crushing that poor pony's spine

Here's a pony chillin' notice how it's body language and stance is completely different from the one Chris is riding.
And these are appropriately sized children riding ponies

Notice how they're still comfortable.

It's one thing to make accommodations for your child being autistic. It's quite another to literally treat him like he's a little tyke even if he's a big boy.

And we wonder why Chris is a manbaby.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Chris's talent for looking incredibly stupid started at an early age.