DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[WolverineGuy22]

Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
View attachment 3370738

Did not see DSP Riding Round w A Teen Tranny Boy Arc coming at all.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Did a little looking and I think with this we can conclude it's genuine.
On a whim, I checked where the nearest gas stations were from the pigpen. Closest one is literally 5 minutes away and is a Fred Meyer gas station.

• Rocks in the background of the original pic match the ones in google maps perfectly.
• Reflections on his car match the colors of the overhang.
• Bushes look a little different, but the original pic's timestamp is dated for April of last year, so it makes sense that they were in bloom.
• He's wearing the same fuck-ugly Gremlins shirt from the 2018 begging video which is now remembered for the bingo wings moment of "Everything went wrong on Youtube."

Sorry if the sudden detective work comes off as autistic. I just noticed it and was like, "Well, shit".

I think the shirt is the Mario Beatles one that @Ptolemy pointed out. The white spots look like they match more than the Gremlin shirt, and it was the one he would have been wearing on the day the picture is timestamped.

what the fuck happened to the horse? it's clearly not just a lack of makeup.

Fat obscures the bone structure, can completely change how someone's face looks.

Is this from a video that gives some context? Why wait over a year to share this gold? Why is an overweight 14 year old boy occupying the passengers seat and why do I have no doubt in my mind that it’s actually his wife/horse without makeup?

I have so many questions. Please, give me something.

Agreed, we need the damn deetz of what 'tractor got this pic and why the fuck they sat on it. They clearly knew who Dave was, this isn't some pic that Dave happens to be in the background of that someone might have posted without knowing about DSP.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"Castlevania is the original Dark Souls"

What's with this obsession with calling challenging games "Dark Souls"?

Challenge isn't what makes Dark Souls....Dark Souls, but when you are a surface level consoomer like Phil every game that makes him actually have to try is "DURK SAULS!"

 

[Rockerverb]

Kat got the ring on and just gave up. She looks like the face of depression. Also confirms that he never replaced that exercise bike he got for her.

 

[FamicomGorby]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Castlevania is the original Dark Souls"

What's with this obsession with calling challenging games "Dark Souls"?

Challenge isn't what makes Dark Souls....Dark Souls, but when you are a surface level consoomer like Phil every game that makes him actually have to try is "DURK SAULS!"

Well, Phil is an idiot, and thinks every game that is hard is obviously Dark Souls.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Can’t wait for Phil’s nightly gin and farms session to see that someone took a pic of him and his fat wife. He’s never gonna leave his middle unit condo again

 

[Q_Anon1001]

No way that's Kat. Who the fuck is that? Unless Kat's face changed completely from gaining weight, that's another person, or just a photoshop.

to be fair, from the videos and pictures I've seen of her, it looked like she put on a whole bunch of make up. Plus she probably gained some weight and got pale from being inside more, so I can believe that's her.

 

[Robust User]

Well, Phil is an idiot, and thinks every game that is hard is obviously Dark Souls.

SimCity is the Dark Souls of city simulation games.

 

[Yautja]

This checks out, he was wearing the Mario-Beatles shirt that day.

Did a little looking and I think with this we can conclude it's genuine.
On a whim, I checked where the nearest gas stations were from the pigpen. Closest one is literally 5 minutes away and is a Fred Meyer gas station.

• Rocks in the background of the original pic match the ones in google maps perfectly.
• Reflections on his car match the colors of the overhang.
• Bushes look a little different, but the original pic's timestamp is dated for April of last year, so it makes sense that they were in bloom.
• He's wearing the same fuck-ugly Gremlins shirt from the 2018 begging video which is now remembered for the bingo wings moment of "Everything went wrong on Youtube."

Sorry if the sudden detective work comes off as autistic. I just noticed it and was like, "Well, shit".

It still seems too perfect to be true but these make it a lot more likely. Would have to be a god tier photoshop to match the shirts/purchases/dates like that

 

[ReentryPhantom]

View attachment 3370914


she's lookin' great.

I'm fucking dying. I forgot what show this was from

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It still seems too perfect to be true but these make it a lot more likely. Would have to be a god tier photoshop to match the shirts/purchases/dates like that

Don’t worry. I’m sure that once Phil catches wind of this, he’ll be whining and saying how his detractors are stalking him again. Better sharpen that hatchet, Phil!

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

@King of Hateful Slurs any chance you could find more information or pics from that discord user? That picture will unnerve Phil so much. He can't lie about it, it's literally him and Kat caught in 4K! This is like finding gold that's been hidden in plain sight for a year!

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

View attachment 3370738

"I love my life"

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

@King of Hateful Slurs any chance you could find more information or pics from that discord user? That picture will unnerve Phil so much. He can't lie about it, it's literally him and Kat caught in 4K! This is like finding gold that's been hidden in plain sight for a year!

The guy that posted it said the picture was taken by his friend that shops at that Fred Meyer often. Trying to get his friends Discord info so I can ask him questions from the thread.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

God damn now more things to put on things taken for granite being with Leanna.

Wew. I hope you are taking her out for your power walks, Phil.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave saw it, leaned in, called him an idiot under his breath and moved on.

 

[PieceofShet]

Photo is a fake. I always thought DSP is just too lazy to drive, thats why he needs a maid. /jk

EDIT: Someone mentioned in the kat topic that she is too fat to be able to sit in the driving position. It makes sense now.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
View attachment 3370738

I know Andy Milonakis must be hurting for someone new to orbit after Ice Poseidon but isn't this a bit of a downgrade?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I'm sure someone can run it through some algorithm to tell, but if it is shopped it would have to be a pretty good job. I'm not seeing any obvious break when pixel peeping

View attachment 3370787

Supposing it was shopped though, unless someone posts some breakdown here, the only way Dave can prove that it isn't is showing us a recent picture of Kat.

If it's not Kat could it be his cousin-sister?
Pic: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-6174#post-7614975