DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

This stream is beautiful. Just actual *chef's kiss*

i wonder how he's gonna try to spin this as detractors taking him out of context to make him look bad on tomorrow's copecast

 

[Blazeuser56]

 

[Dal-ek my balls]

Does he just ignore the little red line that tells you you have a typo? Its been like a month of typos

He doesn't proofread anything but their DoorDash orders

Why does he put “Day Off!” There?

Why not TRY to be professional and put a “no stream” or whatever?!

Isn't he always whining about not having enough money to go out on his days off? Probably to remind his paypigs that they need to fund his R&R (Roach and Retardation) so he won't stop putting out the fine content they all love.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He has no money buff + he keeps losing. His ego gets super bruised when he gets shit on, you can tell after the rant the other day that he wants being good at fighting games to be a part of his personality so bad.
Mr. "I wanna learn Tekken" just so happens to stop having fun with Tekken when he reaches the rank where people will push his shit in, just like SF stopped being fun as soon as he started playing in Master.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil's logic: If he could just get carried to the highest rank, he could be competitive against the good players. It's the scrubs that he can't beat.

Phil, you are a scrub. If you can't beat the mid-ranked players, you don't deserve to play the high-ranked ones.

 

[Regardedtractor]

Remember the 10 minute self-fluffing session on the Copecast from a few days ago about how he's still got it, how "the idiots" are mad that "he's actually doing good at Tekken" and how he's a "good player now" for reaching Purple ranks? Well let's see how this stream went...

Don't know if it's the same, but he had a small copesession over someone that left a comment saying he will never get blue or something. Triggered him into the retard speech "When you say I can't do something, that motivates me". I guess that comment was right after all.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

He used to pepper in a few 'good round', or 'GOOD gameplay's before completely dousing himself in salt but he is off the chain within 5 seconds of booting up these days, lol

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil's logic: If he could just get carried to the highest rank, he could be competitive against the good players. It's the scrubs that he can't beat.

Phil, you are a scrub. If you can't beat the mid-ranked players, you don't deserve to play the high-ranked ones.

If he played chess he'd think he would give Magnus Carlsen a run for his money while in reality he'd be raging and unable to beat any of the drug addicted "castling spam scrub" chess hustlers at the local park.

 

[Fapcop]

Well lookie here!



Even Phil is trying to monetize his tractors!

What ya know, maybe Phil isn’t as dumb as we think he is!

Or more likely, he is that dumb but he’s also Wiley and know what sells.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Low tips and he got kicked out of the Purple Club.
He was so happy and proud of it earlier...and tried to rub it in our faces of how people are mad he got to that rank...

RIP Tekken. The only game that I looked forward to watching. Back to RPGs!!!!

He might need a new stick soon.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

He keep bitching about players that hit him with low moves and initied combos. Call them bad players, spamming scrubs and bad people (?).

Then when he get a opponent to use the same Yoshimitsu move on low, over and over, he call then weak players that cannot block low.

And there is nothing more pathetic that a man his forties drop the joystick because he is like a little frustrated child that cannot lose.

 

[HorseSense]

Phil's logic: If he could just get carried to the highest rank, he could be competitive against the good players. It's the scrubs that he can't beat.

Phil, you are a scrub. If you can't beat the mid-ranked players, you don't deserve to play the high-ranked ones.

Tekken is a college course with lab work required. The funniest thing to me is when he says what he thinks high-level Tekken players do but never says why they do it. Never any next level thinking.

Spoiler: Tekken Philosophy Tism

What does DSP mean when he says people are "mashing" (or the more faggoty term "button pushing")? He means that his opponent is not respecting their disadvantageous position on whiff or block. DSP chooses the route of tears instead of considering what he could do:

• Learn what to punish.
  • This may be the most daunting task as it requires familiarity with the entire cast. DSP could not cut that with SF6's roster. No way he will do that with Tekken.
• Learn when to punish.
  • The vast majority of moves on block will allow an attempt at a punish. Especially in the ranks where opponents are not utilizing the 3d aspects but...
• Learn how to punish
  • DSP is a prime example of the newb that wants to punish everything with a launcher. Most times, the correct punish or punish attempt is the 10-frame jab string. The closest he comes are his throw attempts.
• Avoid the situation
  • This is where movement comes in. DSP's move is generally poor and he has no desire to learn.
• Act with intent
  • This goes beyond launcher to combo and run up throw for oki. It's about how you approach the known and unknown. DSP's intent has been to overwhelm his opponents with variety then grind them into the wall with lingering hitboxes. It's somewhat valid, to be fair, but everyone has access to all the movelists and data. How long can that strategy hold up?
• Wait
  • Sometimes the best option is to take a step back and try to gather some data on your opponent. DSP is horrible at this. Between baby rage, begging chat, and being desperate for wins, he has no time for field recon.

That's it for today's philosophy. Much easier to pull Hogans in a gin haze.

And yes, I caught where DSP was mashing db+1, 2 without his sword and got crouching jab instead. He complained about it specifically. Hilarious.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I love how he picks less popular characters that his opponents won't know, then spends the entire stream whinging that he can't win because he doesn't know the matchups.

 

[FormerPro]

Tekken is a weird game because Phil is right in that pretty bad people can reach higher intermediate ranks by stuff that anyone good will blow up but the majority of players haven't figured out. The only issue is that he's the fucking poster child for that. Phil had zero intent to learn the actual game and just abused people that have no idea how to break throws to get to purple (which, despite his claims, is nowhere near equivalent to SF masters.) This has left him completely unequipped to deal with anyone that knows how to break a throw as he has no genuine mixups, no pressure, no defense and no idea how Tekken actually works. It's fucking brilliant to watch.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I love how he picks less popular characters that his opponents won't know, then spends the entire stream whinging that he can't win because he doesn't know the matchups.

And with as crazy of a character as Yoshimitsu is he literally just uses half a dozen of his moves in neutral. He does the Heat activation move, b+2,2, 1,1, d/b+1,2, kangaroo kick, Poison Wind into kangaroo kick and every so often he does Door Knocker, Avoiding the Puddle or 3~4. I don't think I've ever seen him be in kincho stance, no sword stance outside of combos, sword stand, meditation or Indian sit stance ONCE and if he ever gets into helicopter stance he only ever does that contact grab move. If Lei was in the game I swear he'd only do razor rush, rave spin, lie down into the launching sweep, backturn into the low spinning punch and d+4,4. He makes every character seem as braindead simple as they were in Tekken 1.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It would’ve been hilarious if someone brought up Max winning at the Streamer’s awards last month during this stream.

So, what excuse will Phil use to crawl back to SF6 in a couple of weeks?

 

[Balr0g]

It would’ve been hilarious if someone brought up Max winning at the Streamer’s awards last month during this stream.

So, what excuse will Phil use to crawl back to SF6 in a couple of weeks?

"You guys asked me to return to SF 6 to try out Ed and i am doing it now. Why aren't you tipping me?"

If he really does it he will hate Ed. Ed is like Aki, you need tro make precise timed inputs for the big combos. Though Ed can be really devastating if it goes through. Funny enough I did the placement matches with Ed (modern controls because I am a mongoloid) and despite only winning 5 of them the game puts me right in Silver. That has nevert happened with the other chars I have placed.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

It would’ve been hilarious if someone brought up Max winning at the Streamer’s awards last month during this stream.

So, what excuse will Phil use to crawl back to SF6 in a couple of weeks?

"This game's not fun anymore, dood. I have a life, I'm a variety streamer. I don't have time to learn all the match ups against these scrubs. As soon as you reach a certain point its just spam spam spam this stupid fucking game, I'm probably done with it. I'm done with these spamming scrubs just hitting fucking buttons dood. That's not Tekeen."

He's already saying it on streams lol, setting up to ditch Tekken. He didn't get shit for tips either.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He barely cares or knows even the barest basics of Tekken yet this was the most toxic fighting game stream he's had ever.

Yeah, I haven't played Tekken since Tekken 3 and even I'm watching him noticing he doesn't know basic Tekken shit. He doesn't even know how to fucking stand up. I heard him scream "I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING STAND UP!!!" several times tonight and every time it was because he kept rolling. Like he got combo'd, tried to roll back while his opponent was moving forward, got combo'd again while he was rolling, tried to roll back again while he was against the wall so it did nothing, so his opponent did a strong low sweep with a long wind-up that did big damage, and then Phil screams that he can't stand up.

Last week he said he's never known what sidesteps are for in Tekken, so I assume in like 25 years he's never been able to wrap his brain around the fact that there are horizontal and straight-line attacks in Tekken.

Also if I remember Yoshimitsu is probably one of the worst characters for a fat fingered button masher like him to play. Things happen like you just get stuck in his shitty spin punch which leaves you vulnerable, which I also saw happen to him multiple times while yelling "I didn't do that-that's not what I wanted!" Yoshi requires precise inputs and timing, and if you fuck it up you're wide open.