DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pepper Jack]

I'm hoping for a retro-style ahnbahxing video.

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Archive of the original video: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=bZVP1tN7eDQ

This was my first thought as well. I am hoping for an on camera T Pose with the headphones in his lap.

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP still thinks people watch him for his gameplay. Like really, Phil? People are watching to laugh at you, not because they actually care about you playing the game. Nobody’s tuning in thinking, “Wow, I can’t wait to see Phil play this.” Ever wonder why platforms like TikTok, Twitch, and Kick only keep streams up for about 30 days? It’s because no one’s going back to rewatch that stuff. Meanwhile on YouTube, you can easily go back and find streams—and guess what? No one’s doing that with yours either.

You constantly disrespect the games, the gamers, and the developers who make them. You’re a joke and a fraud, and hardly anyone likes you. You're not getting a Switch 2 to actually enjoy it—you're doing it to flex and try to milk money out of your dwindling fanbase. There are over 122 million active Switch users out there who genuinely enjoy the platform. You’re not one of them.

You'll probably boot up Mario Kart, rage at it, and complain the whole time—then call that $500 “well spent.” Typical DSP.

ChatGPT—it's a great tool to make generic posts.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

If you had to pick one thing about 2025 DSP that you hate the most, what would it be?

For me it's the acting like his "rewards" are rewards for his viewers and not him. Hit the goals and you get rewarded by him ordering fast food slop! Oh, and remember you still have to give him money on his streams that are supposedly rewards for his community!

The never ending goal moving he has going on.

Before it was $150, that's it. Vest and Hat no more after.

Now let's hit that $150 goal and get it out of the way so he doesn't have to harp on it. Boom, NOW GUYS LETS GET ANOTHER GOAL GOING LETS NOT LET IT GO TO WASTE.

 

[Niggernerd]

No RGB besides an indicator blue LED. But I think "Logitech PRO Lightspeed Wireless Gaming Headset in white" is more than enough to say he didn't stop larping as a "pro gayming streamer".

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It's just another one of Phil's "its free on gamepass that I pay for" content scams on his audience, hyping up a game 'cause its "free" to him. He will always play gamepass slop over buying a title people actually want to see.
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In Phil's dented mind, game pass games are an infinite money glitch, where people will give him money because this game simply exists, and he didn't even have to pay for it.

He's whining about not getting money for a bad game he didn't even pay for
He could have done DMC games since the shitty show is trending. He really suffers from bad decisions

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

When will Phil finally add Kick as the devil along with Twitch? You know he's dying to go back to only counting tips.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I've never seen a 40-year old man act like more of a senior citizen than Phil. He's unboxing a new headset and acting like he's discovered the cure for cancer. Even made sure to get a close-up of the wires it came with, too! (???)

 

[Jang Joo]

When Dale finally visits and does that thing with the tongue that you like

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

When will Phil finally add Kick as the devil along with Twitch? You know he's dying to go back to only counting tips.

He already blamed kick for his low viewer count, so it won’t be long. He’s gonna blame them for low tips and threaten to sue them too

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I've never seen a 40-year old man act like more of a senior citizen than Phil. He's unboxing a new headset and acting like he's discovered the cure for cancer. Even made sure to get a close-up of the wires it came with, too! (???)

Phil literally treats his audience as if they are retarded 8 year olds. Look colors! Wow it came with extra wires, cool right?

Its really no wonder why the only people who watch him unironically are mentally stunted retards with the minds of 8 year olds.

 

[San Dimas High School]

After months of sucking trump and the rights dick he went into a prowoke tirade about that song of midnight slop "if you dont support the stream you are racist".

If thats not definitive proof that his personal politics are the ones he benefits from more at any given moment i dont know what to tell you.

He wants more Kino Casino airtime. He went on some rant during his birthday where he said all the detractors that cover him are doing him a favor, they're putting his content out there to more and more people. This is 100% advertisement and 0% politics.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"Pleather earcups suck!" "So these are pleather earcups"

He did zero research on these and seems surprised by everything

 

[00R-Gundam]

Damm he already memory holed the money he got from his gay bday event

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP IS SOO RETARDED, HE NEEDED THE GUIDE TO MAKE SURE HE DIDNT FUCK UP!

EDIT: nvm He did say he FUCKED UP! Put the cups to the wrong side.
Holy shit kill me!

 

[Niggernerd]

Damm he already memory holed the money he got from his gay bday event

I always have this animated bit in my head where the KC put a treasure full of gold with a crown on top in front of a pig with Phil's face and instead of being thankful just silently goes back to snorting into his pig shit oinking "tips tips contributions"

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Who does Phil think is the audience to get hyped when their streamer gets a new headset? How does this improve the streams in any way for the viewer?

 

[dent_whisperer]

After months of sucking trump and the rights dick he went into a prowoke tirade about that song of midnight slop "if you dont support the stream you are racist".

If thats not definitive proof that his personal politics are the ones he benefits from more at any given moment i dont know what to tell you.

Do you really expect the "Real Communism has never been tried" crowd to admit that Phil isn't a hard right devotee?

 

[PieceofShet]

We have a new sock account gifting subs.

Also, this dented idiot.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Do you really expect the "Real Communism has never been tried" crowd to admit that Phil isn't a hard right devotee?

It's simply a law of the lolcow universe that no cow has any legitimate political opinions and simply spews out whatever talking points from whoever that fit their personal gripes.

DSP, KingCobraJFS, BossManJack, etc. consistently preach junk versions of right and left talking points, usually solely in the social, culture war space, based SOLELY on whatever is currently the topic about themselves in their mind.

Kiwitards declaring people good commies or evil right wingers while clearly not having a fucking clue about anything all the way up to the fag who runs the place is the most insufferable thing about the farms. Easier to just ignore it than wade into the libtard mosh pit.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Yet another sandwich shop analogy, we did it boys!

 

[Ozzy Mosis]

SANDWICH SHOP ANALOGY