DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NynchLiggers]

Yeah but is that as robust and custom made as the Burnell feast?
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His mom waife is not only a swimsuit model but an amazing cook.

I find it beyond funny that you can eat a full meal at on of Gordon Ramsay's places for less that the catastrofuck of a frozen dinner DSP is trying to hype up.

It's really funny how Phil would rather be a shut-in and instead of going to a restaurant to eat something decent since he can't cook, he instead only gorges in gross microwaved shit.
This explains his "peculiar" body shape

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Just got around to watching him play Blackjack and there's no way in hell this guy isn't an addict. That was extreme clown mode. He was more invested in that mini-game than he was in any game he's played in ages.

 

[Planettenon]

.Ive never

heard of badbunny are they as bad as dsp, im nit sure thats possible

she is. but more brazen. like ltg.

I've been watching since 1785!

4 B.C

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I've been watching since 1785!

4 B.C

PPPFfff, those are rookie numbers.

I've been watching since the formation of the Earth over 4.6 billion years ago!

 

[Forbidden Math]

I've been watching since 1785!

Huge fan Phil, been watching since 1651.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hey Phil, huge fan, been watching since your playthrough of Senet in 2900 BC. I loved it when you said "If the pharaoh likes this game, he is a literal walking, talking heap of donkey shit."

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

For shits and giggles I went to see how much a full course dinner would cost at a swanky restaurant. Since I know nothing about fine dining I just looked up one of the more prestigious restaurants owned by a celebrity chef. A standard full course dinner at Gordon Ramsay's at Royal Hospital Road costs 140 pounds, which is around 190 dollars. Still cheaper than Phil's upcoming prison food-tier "feast."

And you have to consider the likelihood that Piggy will ruin the food like with that ham his parents got him because he and his wife are exceptional and can't follow basic cooking instructions

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I've been watching since 1785!

Hey Phil I've been watching ever since Ramesses II give those no good Hittite nudniks what they deserved at Kadesh in the 13th century BC! #FuckTheHaters

 

[Ortsnay]

Hey Phil, I've been watching you since 1 B.C and decided to mold my child after you.

Stay gold pony boy.

Sincerely, God.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah but is that as robust and custom made as the Burnell feast?
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His mom waife is not only a swimsuit model but an amazing cook.

I find it beyond funny that you can eat a full meal at one of Gordon Ramsay's places for less that the catastrofuck of a frozen dinner DSP is trying to hype up.

That's perfect for Phail with the steamy butt nugget in the middle there.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's really funny how Phil would rather be a shut-in and instead of going to a restaurant to eat something decent since he can't cook, he instead only gorges in gross microwaved shit.
This explains his "peculiar" body shape

I don't think Phil ever valued fine dining to begin with, just listen to him talk about "robust custom" cuisine. The dude just loves being fake as hell, it's no wonder that even when he doesn't have to lie to cover up his sleazy antics he still does plenty of bullshitting. He never grew out of the childish "pretending to be cool" phase.

There's a reason he spends so much more money than he has to and expects others to be impressed, even though it would be easier and less expensive to enjoy his life without trying (and failing miserably) to flex constantly. It's because he doesn't enjoy normal things.

Just got around to watching him play Blackjack and there's no way in hell this guy isn't an addict. That was extreme clown mode. He was more invested in that mini-game than he was in any game he's played in ages.

I do believe it is the only time we've ever witnessed what it looks like when Phil is having a genuine good time doing what he likes to do. He may be able to tolerate walking simulators and interactive movies, but he clearly doesn't like them the way he likes gambling. He resorts to them because of eight years of TIHYDP. Blackjack, gacha, and the like are what he gets off on, and not even from them being low on the skill requirement. That doesn't cross his pea brain, clearly. It's more instinctual, primitive, like a chimp being entertained by a jack-in-the-box.

Probably the thing that bothers him so much about everybody knowing he's hooked on a mobile game. It may not even be the money at all, but just simply the awareness of something he actually likes. He seems quite prone to disliking the truth of his interests and troubles being public, even when they're not particularly entertaining or exposing. Again, he seems to really prefer being fake, whether it accomplishes anything or not.

 

[Xolanite]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade

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DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.

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Who could forget the Macaroni and Cheese?
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TFW the turkey is cheaper than the mashed potatoes and mac and cheese. Holy crap.

 

[snort inquisition]

Just got around to watching him play Blackjack and there's no way in hell this guy isn't an addict. That was extreme clown mode. He was more invested in that mini-game than he was in any game he's played in ages.

he gets extremely happy in any gambling minigame in any game he plays, it's so fucking pathetic

 

[Dona Morte]

I do not understand this fascination with QVC.

Do not know the price but just by description it makes my mouth water. Phil's not so much.
I also found this one from Metropolitan Grill which is a Seattle area restaurant.

I'd rather have a chef fresh prepare my food then some froze shit that will come to his house. Alas I am not Italian and no nothing of good food.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

OK

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Absolutely disgusting lmfao

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Also might I add if noone else hasn't it's TWO FUCKING POUNDS of mashed potatoes? Oh right you know muh wife *thumbs door* she loves those potatoes she keeps on shoveling them down four times a week.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh right you know muh wife *thumbs door* she loves those potatoes she keeps on shoveling them down four times a week.

Well you know what they say, happy wife, happy life

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Well you know what they say, happy wife, happy life

All jokes aside, if there's an old saying that Phil doesn't care about, that would be near the top of the list.

Though it's interesting that he sort of DOES care, in so much that it would annoy him to have to replace maid number two, but doesn't because it's the consequences that bothers him, every time, not the action taken that led to it. I don't care how simple and stupid Kat is or is not, no one can be around the pigroach without finding SOMETHING about him to be irritating. I don't care if she never divorces him, he was still doing stupid shit to risk it the whole time.

 

[Ortsnay]

Also might I add if noone else hasn't it's TWO FUCKING POUNDS of mashed potatoes? Oh right you know muh wife *thumbs door* she loves those potatoes she keeps on shoveling them down four times a week.

It's common knowledge that horses love potatoes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

All jokes aside, if there's an old saying that Phil doesn't care about, that would be near the top of the list.