DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elescondido]

I don't know what moron other than froskurin genuinely thinks Sony isn't the top dog right now. The only thing more vital to Sony's existence than the PlayStation is the Spider man film rights. They aren't going to fuck those up anytime soon.

Microsoft is playing catch up, or else they wouldn't have bought AB. They might overtake Sony someday, but it's way too early in this console cycle to expect MS to BTFO Sony.

You'd think mister business degree would see the trends rather than the press releases...

Agree unless microsoft it's literally retarded they'll have to port some activision/bethesda games on sony consoles since losing that revenue sounds incredibly dumb...

They also may be just retarded , a part me thinks Phil Spencer may ran xbox into the ground and microsoft will just get rid of it

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

DSP sweating over which button to push:

Corporate commander position praising Microsoft for a smart acquisition

Side with “mainstream shills” and talk about how this is a threat to the industry

He'll do both, randomly & within the same breaths of each other, blather on the entire time about shit he'll also admit he's done zero substantive research on, & then end on the fence perforating his colon.

And then later, deny he said any of it.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Im not convinced that Khet understands that the litter box is only for Jasper

 

[Elescondido]

DSP sweating over which button to push:

Corporate commander position praising Microsoft for a smart acquisition

Side with “mainstream shills” and talk about how this is a threat to the industry

He'll do the first one or both , keep in mind he mostly cares about himself and the idea of more games on gamepass it's too good for him so i'll doubt he'll wont have anything positive to say

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP sweating over which button to push:

Corporate commander position praising Microsoft for a smart acquisition

Side with “mainstream shills” and talk about how this is a threat to the industry

49% chance of the former, 2% chance of the latter, 49% chance of him fence sitting for about 45 minutes and concluding nothing except "both sides dumb lmao me an intellectual I never pick a side"

 

[Forbidden Math]

No shit. That's what we call status quo, isn't it?

It's not winning the arbitrary vidya brand war.

Consolefags fail to understand that it's not just consoles fighting the vidya brand war. Though if it were the Switch would actually be winning, not Sony.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

>hypest

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I don’t even think Phil and Kat speak to each other. He has an insatiable necessity to be heard based on his new podcast bit. He wants to be come popular and get his 2010 traction back so bad. The desperation is rank. Not to mention how his “everything is fine nothing is wrong” rant preceded his desperate attempts to rebrand.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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The delusion. He thinks this will bring him viewers?

No one cares about your shit takes DSP.

 

[Disco Infernape]

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No one wanted to buy their shitty mario clones made by the usual lolcows after they killed off the 360 arcade prematurely back in the day.
So much for their "Indie" program. I miss Hybrid. It was Gears of war but with jetpacks and a player driven conquest map that wasn't broken like every other game since and is another reason why games that rely on servers to play at all are dogshit and should be avoided.

Oh, anyway when is DSP gonna stream diablo 2 and complain about how fucking dark it is? lmao

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The delusion. He thinks this will bring him viewers?

No one cares about your shit takes DSP.

It will be fascinating to watch him tackling this.

In much the same way as it's fascinating to watch a puppy with downs play fetch, everything goes wrong but it just keeps going on.

As other have said. He'll either go full X Box shill mode and declare Playstation dead, or do that only to walk it back to end up with a mixed bag sitting on his fence.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

How is it a game changer? MS bought a company that deals mostly on PC and Mobile. He said no one cares about blizzard and CoD is dead. He must really like Candy Crush....with sweaty men.

take that as you will..

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Let's check out that tweet's engagement metrics for the first 30 minutes!!!

Spoiler

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Guys, you're not gonna believe this *snort* *ahem* Okaaay? Microsoft just bought ACKTIVISION/BLIZZARD!!"
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Remember, he's a mature adult. Not a children's entertainer.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

its funny how that statement he revealed is completely different from what he normally says. his job story usually goes like he did jobs he was not supposed to do and he developed some sort of thing for the company and never got any recognision for it.

Never forgot that his story about how he "introduced processeeeeees" that saved the company a ton of money and restructured X, Y, Z for them is literally him stealing accomplishments from his father.

From his father's LinkedIn:

Developed and executed senior level strategy to drive entire commercial team in all areas of continuous improvement efforts in business processes, customer services, and manufacturing. Originated and implemented enterprise training programs with senior management in continuous improvement and metrics development.
Increased flow through the entire operation by streamlining shipping and warehousing operations, increasing capacity by 55%.
• Reduced warehouse space by 12,000 square feet using lean enterprise and team based kaizen events.

[...]

Revitalized the Achieving Competitive Excellence program reversing negative trends in system flow time by 51% from 120 to 59 days turn around time by introducing standard work, 5S, and Mistake-proofing.

[...]

Provided leadership and supervised Continuous Improvement team members including cross-functional teams focused on daily operations linking manufacturing with all business functions across the supply chain utilizing Lean and Six Sigma methods. Developed, implemented, and instructed programs in ACE (Achieving Competitive Excellence), Lean, and Six Sigma across the enterprise. Developed and implemented internal and external metrics tracking program including Root Cause Analysis and Mistake-proofing targeting missed metric goals. Facilitated all Root Cause Analysis projects diagnosing issues in field product failure, material issues, assembly processing drift, business processes, and all internal failure modes using FMEA, Ishikawa, and other analysis tools. Led and directed all brainstorming and mistake-proofing implementations as well as tracking and follow up for effectiveness of the implementations.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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Fucker needs to die jfc lmao

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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"and it happened ON A DAY I'M STREAMING"
It just makes me smile how he brings his schedule autism into everything like the world should genuinely care

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How is it a game changer? MS bought a company that deals mostly on PC and Mobile. He said no one cares about blizzard and CoD is dead. He must really like Candy Crush....with sweaty men.

take that as you will..

It's interesting for me as Game Pass on PC continues to grow. Or they'll just bump up prices more.

So, nothing relevant for Phil.

 

[MoonRocker]

FYI, Forsen (a big Twitch streamer) is currently watching an LTG compilation of him shitting on his viewers and there a few references of LTG shitting on DSP in certain clips.

Watching 1,000s of people typing "LOL DSP," "LULE DSP" is a beautiful thing to watch, once again demonstrating that Phil's legacy is as tarnished as a diarrhea stained rag.

Step outside of the virtual hugbox and crystal echo chamber that DSP has built for himself, the dude is nothing more than an absolute joke.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

FYI, Forsen (a big Twitch streamer) is currently watching an LTG compilation of him shitting on his viewers and there a few references of LTG shitting on DSP in certain clips.

Watching 1,000s of people typing "LOL DSP," "LULE DSP" is a beautiful thing to watch, once again demonstrating that Phil's legacy is as tarnished as a diarrhea stained rag.

Step outside of the virtual hugbox and crystal echo chamber that DSP has built for himself, the dude is considered as a complete joke.

You could go to any Internet community and the answer to DSP will be the same.