DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

Wait I think I'm right, it is Kat in the mall photo.

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It was first posted in December 2017, he had broken up with Leanna and just hooked up with Kat. In the mall photo the woman's hair is quite long, but in that Nier stream disaster when Leanna roasted Phil her hair is shoulder length and had been even shorter for awhile leading upto that.

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Kat's hair in her old Youtube streams is dyed dark and is super long. It is definitely Kat in that mall photo.

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So wait a minute. You're trying to tell me that Phil took his (at the time) new girlfriend to the mall where his ex-fiance worked? Do you really think he's that much of an asshole?

 

[Lazycunt]

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Phil is banging JonTron?

Jontron doesn't even look that bad , legit would rather rape Phil than his horse

 

[Mr. Brown]

At least on the positive side for kat, if she packs on another 100lbs she will be too fat to have sex with Phil.

I wish her all the luck in the world.

 

[Meth_Bear]

> polytechnic ovarian syndrome
LMFAO
I'm familiar with polysistic ovary syndrome. I appreciate your joke.

The frustrating thing is PCOS CAN develop anytime after puberty. So him blaming that medical condition, as opposed to his cowardly and retarded culinary demands, is, unfortunately, conceivable. It's typically observed in women during their teens/20s, though. And the weight gain is pernicious. Women with PCOS can eat less than Ghandi and still not lose an ounce. Does Kat have a dead aunt of her own Phil can blame it on?

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Not sure if it's been posted here, but this is a pic of DSP's cousin, who looks very much like the woman in the photo. Nose, jaw, lips and face shape are similar. Not only does she look like the girl in the picture, but she does share some facial similarities with DSP

However, I haven't found proof or lore of her to verify it's her, as this pic is what someone sent in my Discord.

Take this with a grain of salt but I personally think it's his cousin in the pic and not Kat

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Not sure if it's been posted here, but this is a pic of DSP's cousin, who looks very much like the woman in the photo. Nose, jaw, lips and face shape are similar. Not only does she look like the girl in the picture, but she does share some facial similarities with DSP

However, I haven't found proof or lore of her to verify it's her, as this pic is what someone sent in my Discord.

Take this with a grain of salt but I personally think it's his cousin in the pic and not Kat

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We gotta stop sewing doubt into the photo, it’s Kat and actually kind of obvious in my opinion. People who wear a metric shit ton of eye makeup do it for a reason.

 

[UaineRunei]

Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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I have no doubt this is a real photo.

Remember when Phil said they order McDonald's as a "late night snack"? Or when he said they order PIZZA as a SNACK between lunch and dinner?

She's lucky to even fit in that car.

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

We gotta stop sewing doubt into the photo, it’s Kat and actually kind of obvious in my opinion. People who wear a metric shit ton of eye makeup do it for a reason.

Completely agree with this. Go back and look at how fat Kat was getting even as early on as the Halloween stream [Oct 2018] and then in the wedding photos [Apr 2019]. Add 3 years of solitude in the snort fort to that and it's not surprising AT ALL. I ran into someone just before the pandemic and then recently and with the amount of weight they gained over the 3 year period, I didn't know who they were at first. I think the lack of makeup is throwing some people for a loop but it definitely makes a difference. Not to mention, Dave has done nothing but badmouth his cousin for years. It doesn't make any sense. Occam's Horse, doods.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Seeing someone take the easy path, and do better, thats a normal level of jealousy

I can't see where the jealousy comes from.

Doug Walker has done well for himself, but his life isn't extraordinary. He's married, lives in Chicago, adopted a few animals.

Despite his wealth, he lives a rather simple life that isn't unobtainable. It takes hard graft, no doubt. But not an impossible life goal.

The jealousy around DSP is just baffling to me. Like Walker, his life isn't unobtainable or extraordinary. He married, lives in a condo in a part of Renton that's going downhill, and leases a Toyota.

If anything, DSP has the more realistic life because he went into debt several times and has fuck all to show for it.

Is it really the easy path?

Walker's life has been under a microscope the second he became famous. He's likely stopped wherever he goes, he's been made fun of because his wife is obese, he was targeted by the less successful members of Channel Awesome and was subsequently dog piled on as a result. Despite saving the channel, it still took a loss it won't recover from.

While the things that happened to DSP are 99.9% his fault, he's a laughing stock. He likely can't go anywhere without being made fun of, can't walk the mall without someone snapping a pic of him, which likely (contributed to him hermiting himself or gave him the excuse to do so more than he already was)

Not for me, thanks. It's just not worth it.

 

[Yung Dalph]

We gotta stop sewing doubt into the photo, it’s Kat and actually kind of obvious in my opinion. People who wear a metric shit ton of eye makeup do it for a reason.

What's obvious about it? Kat's nose and mouth are completely different and this doesn't even look like her. I'm all for believing fun conspiracies but when we stop questioning shit because "it looks like it dude" it's nothing more than confirmation bias.

Kat going obese? Do you think a narcissist like DSP would embarrass himself having an obese or at least overweight wife like that? It would make him look bad.

Like, it's cool to believe fun stuff but at some point it's just confirmation bias and "bro just trust me".

The escort looked very real too btw

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Not sure if it's been posted here, but this is a pic of DSP's cousin, who looks very much like the woman in the photo. Nose, jaw, lips and face shape are similar. Not only does she look like the girl in the picture, but she does share some facial similarities with DSP

However, I haven't found proof or lore of her to verify it's her, as this pic is what someone sent in my Discord.

Take this with a grain of salt but I personally think it's his cousin in the pic and not Kat

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Except his cousin is a massive wigger and she's older than Phil.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Kat going obese? Do you think a narcissist like DSP would embarrass himself having an obese or at least overweight wife like that? It would make him look bad.

Phil has no say in it lol. He doesn't nor could he ever control her diet. The guy is an extreme beta male and would never confront her on it. As many people have stated they are glorified roommates not lovers. Imagine going to your roommate and criticizing their diet

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Not sure if it's been posted here, but this is a pic of DSP's cousin, who looks very much like the woman in the photo. Nose, jaw, lips and face shape are similar. Not only does she look like the girl in the picture, but she does share some facial similarities with DSP

However, I haven't found proof or lore of her to verify it's her, as this pic is what someone sent in my Discord.

Take this with a grain of salt but I personally think it's his cousin in the pic and not Kat

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[Hungrymandinner]

Phil’s probably in the midst of developing a strategy to address this photo leak. Like a late night meeting in the Oval Office but with more gin and less people. I expect him to not address it at all initially, and when he does to immediately shift the narrative to mentally ill detractors stalking him. Regardless, it’ll be interesting because this photo introduces a random variable into his normally strictly regimented public life.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

I dont know guys .....

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Not sure if it's been posted here, but this is a pic of DSP's cousin, who looks very much like the woman in the photo. Nose, jaw, lips and face shape are similar. Not only does she look like the girl in the picture, but she does share some facial similarities with DSP

However, I haven't found proof or lore of her to verify it's her, as this pic is what someone sent in my Discord.

Take this with a grain of salt but I personally think it's his cousin in the pic and not Kat

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Hmm? Do you know what side or part of the family his formerly drug addicted cousin comes from? According to the profile @ReentryPhantom posted above that surname is Greek, as far as we know Phil doesn't have any immediate Greek or Greek-American roots, so unless his cousin got married to some guy with Greek roots (not sure myself so you'd have to check) I wouldn't be certain if that's his cousin or not.

I kinda see the family resemblance though, if it is her.

Edit: Well I guess of his mom or dad might have a sister or one of their cousins did, so then it's not unlikely for one of them to be married off to some Greek guy, check that family tree/ chart thing that's been posted here somewhere before to make sure.

 

[AceVentura]

So wait a minute. You're trying to tell me that Phil took his (at the time) new girlfriend to the mall where his ex-fiance worked? Do you really think he's that much of an asshole?

Is that a real question?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

What's obvious about it?

Beady makeupless eyes, underbite, round face, and uhhhh, oh right, the fact that Phil hasn’t had any other humans in his car in the past 5 years.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Here's his cousins Instagram pic

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I'd bet all my WWE Champions money for the week that it's Khet. She has the same sad dopey fish mouth. Nose is identical. Her eyes look different because we've only ever seen Kkhet with caked raccoon eyes. She always overdoes her eye makeup. This is definitely Khet with no makeup and bangs.