DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

I also understand now why Null sometimes defended DSP for odd reasons. Gotta help your fellow feeder out.

 

[whirly]

Just remember guys

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Hmm? Do you know what side or part of the family his formerly drug addicted cousin comes from? According to the profile @ReentryPhantom posted above that surname is Greek, as far as we know Phil doesn't have any immediate Greek or Greek-American roots, so unless his cousin got married to some guy with Greek roots (not sure myself so you'd have to check) I wouldn't be certain if that's his cousin or not.

I kinda see the family resemblance though, if it is her.

Edit: Well I guess of his mom or dad might have a sister or one of their cousins did, so then it's not unlikely for one of them to be married off to some Greek guy, check that family tree/ chart thing that's been posted here somewhere before to make sure.

Dad's side, according to an obituary I found.

You really think Phil is going to let her in his house? Lol

 

[architects]

That fuckin double chin though…puked in my mouth a little.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

My nigga that's a prednisone moon face if I've ever seen one.

 

[Pepper Jack]

big ups Katherinelynn Burnell

 

[PieceofShet]

Didnt dsp say she is like a swimsuit model? Like the ones in MWC? "Victoria's big secret."
Big ups if you remember.

Also... Seeing dsp in the public is soooo fuckin rare, that even a 1yo pic can generate like 50 pages. He is such a shut in mormon coward bitch.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

His next day off is going to have him bug eyed and keeping an eye out for any mentally sick fuck trying to get a glimpse of his freak show wife.


Um! Tip me before looking at her! -snort-
Alright sound good?


He could be the PT Barnum of wheelchairs. Parading the Whale of Renton around, charging admission.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I can't accept the fact that Darksyde fucking Phil is the healthier one in the relationship. Traded a nympho panda for a lazy horse cow.
My sides, gone. Past orbit. Lost forever.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

When did she stop going to the gym ?
we know he ''fixed'' her exercise bike ....Next tips goal will be for tinted windows , he has to to protect his family size wife .....

Poor phil can't have anything or anyone in his life with out it turning to shit.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I can't accept the fact that Darksyde fucking Phil is the healthier one in the relationship. Traded a nympho panda for a lazy horse cow.
My sides, gone. Past orbit. Lost forever.

Phil probably looks healthier in that shot but we have to remember most of his damage is internal. We can't see his gouty feet (and thank Christ for that), his liver's more than likely shot from all the gin, his teeth cause him immeasurable pain whenever he tries to eat anything, and he is more than likely diabetic from his poor eating and exercise habits. The fucker looks like a ghoul and waddles everywhere.

Kat may be fat but she probably takes care of herself way more than Phil could be bothered to.

 

[tzgnilki]

big ups Katherinelynn Burnell

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speaking of ALR, her girlfriend had a public sighting similar to our piggy and just wanna use it as an example of how much of a difference can be seen even though they are the same person in the picture, albeit a few years apart

Spoiler: NAIL BITE WARNING

 

[Free Jasper]

Chalk up 1 more ‘it’s Khat’ vote from me.

I can see how it’s doubted but the nose sold me on it as well as the dainty style mouth. When you consider there’s no makeup (which makes women look COMPLETELY different) and she is/was quite upset then I can start to see it more.

Add in we know this is the day twitch booted him and he admitted he took his horse out for treats to calm her down and it starts to get beyond reasonable doubt imho.

Of course I expect pigroach to drive a truck through the sliver of doubt declaring it ‘a friend’ despite admitting he has none.

 

[SupremeVictory]

Lets assume its not Kat in the passenger's seat. Are we going to suggest that DSP dared to bring another woman with him to the same place his wife worked at?

 

[PieceofShet]

I can't accept the fact that Darksyde fucking Phil is the healthier one in the relationship. Traded a nympho panda for a lazy horse cow.
My sides, gone. Past orbit. Lost forever.

As you said, and i was one of them, people were keep askin divorce saga when? But if you hate dsp, you will wish they stay together forever.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

DSP turned a horse into a pig.

Nice magic trick.

 

[Free Jasper]

Phil probably looks healthier in that shot but we have to remember most of his damage is internal. We can't see his gouty feet (and thank Christ for that), his liver's more than likely shot from all the gin, his teeth cause him immeasurable pain whenever he tries to eat anything, and he is more than likely diabetic from his poor eating and exercise habits. The fucker looks like a ghoul and waddles everywhere.

Kat may be fat but she probably takes care of herself way more than Phil could be bothered to.

A shot liver doesn’t have any physical signs?

 

[Ching_Chong]

Kat looks like she has down syndrome now. The fucking bangs/bowl haircut doesn't help.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Lets assume its not Kat in the passenger's seat. Are we going to suggest that DSP dared to bring another woman with him to the same place his wife worked at?

That's actually a funnier angle.
Phil, who is that fat mystery woman you were driving around? Are you cheating on Khet? You're married dood!

 

[Balr0g]

Poor phil can't have anything or anyone in his life with out it turning to shit.

As GTG said "Everything Phil touches turns to shit"

Think about it: he had a promising Youtube channel that made crazy money (for a while) and he didn't build on it
He had a good partnership with Machinima but didn't realize what a gold mine it was
Had good friends but basically chased them away
Had a grwoing Twitch channel he abandoned due to wounded pride (the bitrate fiasco)
Chased away a nice girlfriend (who also started to look sloppy the longer she stayed with Phil)

And that is from the top of my head

Though to the picture. Is it just me or does it look like Phil's side face is tucked on it? Might be the lighting or his sorry excuse for a beard but the neck is way brighter then the rest
Then again it looks like his car and fuck me the shirt looks like one he wears regularly. If that is really Phil here is my adsvice: shave and get yourself some new clothes. And ffs. stop wearing these children's shirts. Makes me wonder what he wears when he goes to a "fancy restaurant" I don't know about you guys but when I eat in a restaurant I usually wear "good clothes"