DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's actually a funnier angle.
Phil, who is that fat mystery woman you were driving around? Are you cheating on Khet? You're married dood!

I'm not even convinced that's a female.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Here's his cousins Instagram pic

This seals it for me, thats Kat in the car.
What a transformation. 3 years of Skyrim, doordash, and booze. I guess we know why Phil's on a health kick now. He's not training for celeb boxing, hes dragging his wife out for the barest minimum cardio training to reverse the catastrophe lifestyle he's inflicted on her.

 

[Lord_Point]

I'm not sold on that being keht. It looks like a porky teenage boy to me and honestly what seems more likely; dave actually spent his day off with his maid mommy OR Phil was cruising local gas stations for chubby rent boys?

Also I dont get why people are simping for panda. She was a pretty fucking miserable human in her own right. I understand out of Phils immediate family (Khet, pigself, Panda, Jasper, and Derich) that panda is probably the least obnoxious, but that's like being the least smelly diaper in the dumpster.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

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The guy making these accounts is doing a great job pissing Phil off. It's always nice to see trolls invade his space and make him squirm without giving him money.

 

[JPG]

All that WWE Champion money could have sustained a coke-head wife.

She wouldn't be fat then.

Phils decision making really is terrible.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm not sold on that being keht. It looks like a porky teenage boy to me and honestly what seems more likely; dave actually spent his day off with his maid mommy OR Phil was cruising local gas stations for chubby rent boys?

Also I dont get why people are simping for panda. She was a pretty fucking miserable human in her own right. I understand out of Phils immediate family (Khet, pigself, Panda, Jasper, and Derich) that panda is probably the least obnoxious, but that's like being the least smelly diaper in the dumpster.

DSP has gotten so bad at games that he had to recruit the neighbor's kid to sit under his desk to actually play them while DSP pretends on-camera. The kid's name is Lag. DSP curses him all the time, not sure how nobody picked up on it yet.

That's my theory anyway

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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You know what? I'll bite. I'll admit I was wrong See i didn't believe Kat was around and that she was just some ho Phil posed in a wedding dress and Halloween Costume. But there she is. Right out of thin (fat) air! I can't believe it. He fattened her up. She wasn't exactly a dime piece before but now she's a trainwreck. She looks nearly retarded. By God, he turned his wife into his mother!

So this is the power of the Merge? The only thing I would confirm is if thats even Phil's car.
Edit: yep. Thats his car. jfc

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

A shot liver doesn’t have any physical signs?

The human body is an amazing machine, the liver in particular can suffer tremendous, sustained abuse and be 85% dead before you really, really start noticing.

By the time an outsider can really tell the liver is basically completely destroyed.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP has gotten so bad at games that he had to recruit the neighbor's kid to sit under his desk to actually play them while DSP pretends on-camera. His name is Lag. DSP curses him all the time, not sure how everyone hasn't picked up on it yet.

That's my theory anyway

In this case Lag only plays online and his twin brother "Delayed" plays when Phil plays any offline games. Sound good?

 

[whirly]

The only thing I would confirm is if thats even Phil's car.

Yup, it is. David Davidson looked it up and confirmed it a few pages after the initial post.

 

[Free Jasper]

The human body is an amazing machine, the liver in particular can suffer tremendous, sustained abuse and be 85% dead before you really, really start noticing.

By the time an outsider can really tell the liver is basically completely destroyed.

I could buy that.
Reminds me of when we found out my girlfriends parent was a secret alcoholic; we only found out days before it was all over for them.

Not oversharing, just illustrating I could believe pigroachs liver is in worse shape than it seems. I used to think we’d be seeing some yellow if it was that bad.

 

[SupSilver]

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I'm implying that the source of the picture is the attendant that ran the booth on that day. Perhaps he/she wanted to delay the release because Kat knew who he/she is and didn't want to risk being DOXXed by Kat. Delaying it made it more likely that Kat would forget who ran the station that day.

That would make it more likely that there is someone out there who has an entire folder worth of material and stories about DSP and Kat. If Kat worked in retail then maybe there was a detractor also working there. Only a matter of time until he drops more content.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

SO! Who's ready for the 20 to 40 min barely coherent babble about how he doesn't read the farms and doesn't know what people are talking about but also he knows about the picture and what these brain dead obsessed stalkers at the farms said about it so give him money cause people are mean to him on the internet that didn't happen and he knows nothing about except when he does?

 

[FamicomGorby]

SO! Who's ready for the 20 to 40 min barely coherent babble about how he doesn't read the farms and doesn't know what people are talking about but also he knows about the picture and what these brain dead obsesses stalkers at the farms said about it so give him money cause people are mean to him on the internet?

I think Dave might just ignore it, at least at first. I'm sure it's eating him up that everyone knows Kat's a blimp now and his feeder fetish has been revealed. So it'll probably just take like one well placed comment to send him into an unhinged rant about the Kiwi's stalking his family and how dare we body shame his horse.

I don't even think we'd give as much of a shit she's fat now if Dave hadn't bragged about her looking like a swimsuit model before they got married.

 

[Yautja]

That's actually a funnier angle.
Phil, who is that fat mystery woman you were driving around? Are you cheating on Khet? You're married dood!

This is a man of vision

 

[Balr0g]

SO! Who's ready for the 20 to 40 min barely coherent babble about how he doesn't read the farms and doesn't know what people are talking about but also he knows about the picture and what these brain dead obsessed stalkers at the farms said about it so give him money cause people are mean to him on the internet that didn't happen and he knows nothing about except when he does?

"I don't know if you have seen the picture *snort* which I didn't. My mahds told me about it and just to be clear *throat clear rocking back and forth* that is not Kat! Sound good? Ok"

 

[white gorilla glue]

some of you fine farmers need to join CSI. there's criminals walking free and you're wasting time on the internet.

 

[Iron Father]

What's obvious about it? Kat's nose and mouth are completely different

Can't believe you went with the nose, cos that's the most obvious feature that makes me believe it's her lol.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

SO! Who's ready for the 20 to 40 min barely coherent babble about how he doesn't read the farms and doesn't know what people are talking about but also he knows about the picture and what these brain dead obsessed stalkers at the farms said about it so give him money cause people are mean to him on the internet that didn't happen and he knows nothing about except when he does?

Well, if he spent the evening reading the farms he should know he won't have to worry so much about detractors calling his wife a horse anymore, they're going to start calling her a pig instead.

He doesn't show off his living room or kitchen anymore because he doesn't want the detractors to see the luxurious feed trough he has set up for Kat and the all the expensive gourmet pig slop he fills it up with.