DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Finally addressing the Kat pic now, he's just telling everyone to ignore it and they're all idiots.

The pic is real.
Even though he could easily just admit it and nothing would happen. He wasn't caught doing anything noteworthy and it isn't like it blew a hole in any particular begging narrative. Hell he could've used it to be indignant over all the "kaht is gone" posts. Or is he worried that something else will crop up?
 
I would say that its the cousin but those baby bangs are so thick. Unless shes wearing a wig I don't think a middle aged meth addict would have hair that robust. In every other photo of the cousin her hair is thin greasy and no bangs. I think its Kat and shes ballooned up during covid from doordash, SSRIs and being trapped at home with Phil 5 days a week. But she got the $45 special cut at Curls and Twirls to make her feel special.
 
What non-sense are the detractors peddling exactly this time, Phil? It was a photo of yourself and your wife in public getting gas. How is that non-sense? How hard is it for you to admit to that? Seriously, what do you have to lose?
proving yet again he is his own worst enemy.
 
His cousin that he only references when he talks about her drug addiction? Yeah I really doubt that. You actually think it's his cousin, who lives in Bridgeport, that he doesn't like rather than his wife? Okay
"You guys remember how I told my cousin Melissa, uh, used to be a drug addict? Well, um, she got better! She even got her weight back up! pretty cool, huh?"

I need to find the Melissa story again, it's been too long
Oh, I know nothing about his cousin other than the pictures posted a few pages back...
 
This leaked photo of Khet and DSP was a much needed content drop. It’s so rare to the see the pig and his piglet in the wild so kudos to whoever did this amazing paparazzi job.

And, hopefully, this picture will finally put to rest the annoying AF discussions as to whether or not Khet left the pigpen. She’s become fat AF and Phil was genuinely hiding her presence because she’s not a swimsuit model trophy wife anymore, this whole situation is a good example as to how easy some chicks can get lazy when they don’t leave the house, eat take our everyday and balloon the fuck up. The fucked up part of all this is that Phil finally did find someone as pliant and malleable as Khet, where he can keep her cooped up in the house all day long and submit her to his hermit lifestyle (definitely a willing participant but you can tell that’s the face of someone dealing with serious mental health issues and a partner taking advantage of possible crippling depression and anxiety to supplement their shitty lifestyle).

This is amazing. You know Khet turning into an obese 14 year old teenager has to hurt his ego given how critically superficial he is about everything.
 
RDT_20220610_1457043971169279312324878.pngScreenshot_20220610-145025_Chrome.jpg

???
 
If Wingso has the most evil trolls DSP has the best. Look at what people have dropped in the last year. The bank statements, a clip onto a subreddit, and a picture from 50 feet away in a public place, and every time he’s shook as fuck. We’re going to get salty gold from this for weeks if not months, just like the others.

Semper fucking fi you nameless heroes, it’s a beautiful day.
 
I really don’t get it. He could just shrug it off and say yeah, that’s my wife, we were out together and this guy is a total loser for basically stalking us.
Trolls really rule every waking moment of his existence.
P.S. don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the content drop. When something happens in the pigverse, I am always reminded of Lenin‘s

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen​

There are hundreds of pages where nothing happens and there are days where hundreds of pages happen.
 
As if the upping of submode will help: he gets the trolls just 1 day later and once they are banned they unsub (i hope they unsub) The thing is Phil could only loose: he ignores it and does this it's real. Just ignore it most likely real. But if he says "yes that was really me unbelievable is it guys?" his ego gets bruised and the trolls have won. Loose-loose-losse for Phil
 
so wait...

has never seen anyone snap a lock open with 2 wrenches, starts the main realism sperging. Even though he didn't know you could do this or see it done when some dent tells him how it's possible he say "well then you need to be really strong" to do the thing he's never saw happen or knew was possible which regardless this is a videogame with ghosts. But breaking a lock is an unrealistic thing..

and this mother fucker triggering my tism, going on about evil dead, you know one of those army of darkness movies, and how basements are a reference to evil dead, talks about ted rami's scene in the fruit cellar, you know the guy he didn't even know who he was.

and now people pretending to be cops are a reference to the texas chainsaw massacre

These are references his dents don't get why is he trying so hard to be a fan of things?
 
Back