DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BallBuster II]

Dave's hourly wage is at minimum $50/hour still, that's including podcasts and nonsense. He has no reason to stop doing this, arguably cut back since his hourly wage would likely be higher without his strict autistic schedule.

He has no reason to stop this yet, not until his income is like half what it is now to even consider it.

If Dave saved money at all and wasn't a braindead consoomer with serious addiction problems, he'd be on easy street.

There is an account on X that figures out what Phil makes a day and compares it to Seattle minimum wage rates. More often than not Phil is breaking even or making slightly more than minimum wage.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

There is an account on X that figures out what Phil makes a day and compares it to Seattle minimum wage rates. More often than not Phil is breaking even or making slightly more than minimum wage.

That is literally just tips and an extremely retarded way to do it.

Last month he had $3300 in tracked on stream tips, not including others he didn't count or hid.

He had about $1800 in superchats before yt cut.
He had around 620 members iirc between the two channels, so $2480 before yt cut.
His patreon still brings in $263 dollars

So he made $6560 without including ad revenue and other money we can't see, I think he's doing fucking fine guys lol.

And he has a few ultra members which is what..................$20/mo?

Yes between react and main I would guess anywhere between 10-20 but wasn't going to include it as I don't know the number, super thanks also not included in the yt side.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He had around 620 members iirc between the two channels, so $2480 before yt cut.

And he has a few ultra members which is what..................$20/mo?

 

[FaXmachine]

There is an account on X that figures out what Phil makes a day and compares it to Seattle minimum wage rates. More often than not Phil is breaking even or making slightly more than minimum wage.

Phil's money is fine until he buys gacha and alcohol, its literally 100% of the issue minimum wage or not. It's not like he has to go out and drive, buy food or drink outside for his dinner break (or make something god forbid).

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

There is an account on X that figures out what Phil makes a day and compares it to Seattle minimum wage rates. More often than not Phil is breaking even or making slightly more than minimum wage.

I know the minimum wage is higher there but it definitely not the 120k - 150k a year he's still pulling in

 

[Jang Joo]

"My streams are not about numbers."

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The fact that he can say this with a straight face after begging for money throughout the entirety of the day stream, to the point where he began to patronize his audience for "not enjoying the game" , is absolutely fucking astounding. The guy is completely separated from reality at this point - this is psychopath shit. If Phil had an IQ higher than 85, we would all be in big trouble.

It's moments like these, where Phil demonstrates the sheer ease with which he can lie, that really drive home what a horrible human being he is.

Insane cope. Thanks for archiving.

Unironically insane. Without a doubt one of the funniest aspects about Phil is how rapidly he can contradict himself, without any shame, despite all the evidence provided by, uhm...him.

 

[Freebird]

He's hint hinting at dropping MP games. Also he's annoyed that he's explained to his dents his system so many times but they still don't get it that they have to give him money when he's having fun.

Also shitting on the term "wagequit", you would also quit your job if your boss didn't pay you.

 

[Prince Lotor]

@Lord_Point For some reason I can't quote or reply to that specific post, but in 2013 Phil did a few segments on Ask the Pig where he said that his dad had cashed in his 30 year retirement fund after losing his job. So any retirement fund Dave has would be just from the last 10 years.

Also as I was watching these videos it hit me that 2012-2013 was the height of Phil making like $10K-$20K on YouTube ad revenue per month and this fat piece of shit never once thought to float his out of work dad a couple grand a month so he wouldn't have to cash in his retirement fund to stay afloat.
This is the same era where Phil brags about how he was blowing $1K per month at ThinkGeek.com buying caffeine lollipops and shit. The same time period where he starts leasing a BMW.
Then 2 1/2 years later after Phil takes out a loan for a 2nd condo Phil is begging his daddy to help pay his 2016 unpaid taxes, and then pockets the amount his dad gave him that was over the amount he needed for taxes.

Phil is a gigantic piece of shit and I hope he dies a slow crushing cartoon death like getting run over by a steamroller or something. Fuck Phil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I know the minimum wage is higher there but it definitely not the 120k - 150k a year he's still pulling in

It's more like $90-110k now. Dave has dropped off from pandemic Bidenbux income.

 

[Fapcop]

It's more like $90-110k now. Dave has dropped off from pandemic Bidenbux income.

Think it’s even slightly lower now. Some months he “only” makes 6000$ between subs, super chats, YouTube and tips. So 70-90.000.

He used to have 800-1000 members on Twitch, but most month go from 400 to 500 members on YouTube. His YouTube ad revenue has also cratered.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Think it’s even slightly lower now. Some months he “only” makes 6000$ between subs, super chats, YouTube and tips. So 70-90.000.

He used to have 800-1000 members on Twitch, but most month go from 400 to 500 members on YouTube. His YouTube ad revenue has also cratered.

It's so funny seeing detractors falling for the Twitch members pignosis, it is as with everything Phil says, a complete fucking lie.

Numbers from TBS

 

[Lord_Point]

Where the fuck are people getting numbers that say he works for less than min wage? That sounds like some serious bitter jealousy or copeful thinking. He made ~$7.5k last month from what we can see, but lets knock 1k off that to be safe and say its 6.5k a month.

He streams 5-6 hours a day 6 days a week, so 26 days a month, but lets also be generous here and assume he works an extra hour off camera (bull shit) every day because hes a mature style busy adult.

7 hours a day * 26 days a month = 182 hours

$6,500 / 182 hours = $35.71 an hour.

And that is being very charitable with underestimating his income and insanely charitable by way over estimating how many hours he "works" a week. On top of that 'work' is playing video games, inside his own house, in his zelda jammies.

35$ an hour in Washington puts him slightly below conservation scientists for income and slightly above... uh oh.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Saw this. It reminded me of someone and I thought of you guys.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

I wanted to see how Phil handled the hardest part of Super Mario Wonder and it amazes me how this retard somehow still manages to bitch about "muh dropped inputs" "not my fault" in a game with some of the most precise controls you can get. It does not get much better than Nintendo Mario polish. This is still 2009 Street Fighter 4 DSP. Nothing has improved or changed. I know I am stating the obvious but it's just baffling.

 

[Comma]

I fucking hate it when he does this and it always gets me a bit MATI, so please bear with me.

This is a straight-up lie and a scam:

"It's all about what I make during the live streams."

No. No, it's not. The whole fucking reason you're not doing a 2nd stream today is because people PAID YOU to do so. You're getting PAID through Patreon to compensate for the fact you can't do a 2nd stream because you're investing that time into creating the rewards people PAID YOU for. That's the whole point of (your) Patreon, and you're basically aiming to triple-dip by asking for double the money on a single stream, you fucking imbecile, money-addicted lying scumbag.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

he works for less than min wage?

He doesn't work for less than min. wage (is ot 12.50 in the u.s.?) but he works inefficiently.
He is live at least 8 hours a day, which means that he can't be somewhere else and on top of thathe has to do sode-work to upload his videos, make titles, make the daily wrap, etc.
I think that it's safe to claim at least 9 hours/day of dickingaroundfor work.
That's 234 hours/month. At $6500 or even at $7500 per month he is making $27.77 and $32 per hour.
That's shit pay for someone like him.
I cannot compare his rate with other professions in the u.s. because I have no idea what happens in the u.s., but I have a huge green in my face making more money than phil in my little shithole while also working from home.
I hope he never realizes that he goes towards a financial/career dead end.

 

[Elchuparola]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Comma]

He has been really ramping up the begging lately.

Tip me NOW.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He doesn't work for less than min. wage (is ot 12.50 in the u.s.?) but he works inefficiently.
He is live at least 8 hours a day, which means that he can't be somewhere else and on top of thathe has to do sode-work to upload his videos, make titles, make the daily wrap, etc.
I think that it's safe to claim at least 9 hours/day of dickingaroundfor work.
That's 234 hours/month. At $6500 or even at $7500 per month he is making $27.77 and $32 per hour.
That's shit pay for someone like him.
I cannot compare his rate with other professions in the u.s. because I have no idea what happens in the u.s., but I have a huge green in my face making more money than phil in my little shithole while also working from home.
I hope he never realizes that he goes towards a financial/career dead end.

please stop using the word "work" for anything he does, because nothing he does is actual work. I have to actually get up tomorrow and wageslave for 9 hours and actually work, not sit in my zelda jam jams and play video games

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Saw this. It reminded me of someone and I thought of you guys.

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Can someone shop a goutee goatee on it?