DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

How much you wanna bet he was bragging to Kat how he was going to hit that 3k goal he was aiming for and she laughed in his face when he had to tell her he didn't hit it.

 

[Lord_Point]

Pretending he never gave the kingsnake cope spectacular is all part of his king snake 2.0 plan.

Demanding 3k in tips? Pretending he needs to leave to bait more tips? Being overwhelmed by children toys? Being exhausted by having to play games, eat food, and drink for NINE HOURS!? All part of the king snake 2.0 plan.

And you morons fell for it hook line and sinker! Wont you feel stupid next week when he reveals he was only pretending to be retarded and pathetic.

(Personally I love when copesydephil pretends everything was part of the master plan)

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Gross. All of Khet's cooking looks like she chewed on it first and then regurgitated it onto a paper plate for baby Philip to devour.

That explains the bird sounds then.

 

[FormerPro]

Remember guys Phil loves Kat so much he forces her to work a shitty minimum wage job at a supermarket even though she's at death's door while he continues to spend more than her salary on WWE champions every year.

 

[PieceofShet]

Watch him next stream going back full beg mode and toxic like this stream never happened.

 

[dent_whisperer]

How long until Phil says Kat hits him when he doesn't reach his goals and we start getting begging to hit the domestic violence prevention goal.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Watch him next stream going back full beg mode and toxic like this stream never happened.

Spoken like someone that has absolutely no idea on how to run a sandwich shop.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Watch him next stream going back full beg mode and toxic like this stream never happened.

Would you close your sandwich shop the day after a great day? NO, YOU IDIOT. You keep going until you top the best. Day.

YOU GET IT?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

How long until Phil says Kat hits him when he doesn't reach his goals and we start getting begging to hit the domestic violence prevention goal.

He comes on screen with a bruised cheek or suspicious bandage, subdued, has another no-beg day, gives lots of significant stares at the door as he concludes the stream, slight quaver to his snorts throughout the day.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

I am watching the latest SF6 memeology meltdown episode, and sneaky Phil conveniently placed his camera so people don't see the constant Counter Hit and Punish Counter notifications on screen. Now, why would he do that ?

 

[Kier Starmer]

There is something definitely up in the Burnell household, but due to the narrator being unreliable, I could not speculate.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

3k is ten times his normal goal of 300 a stream. Phil's a greedy pig so he's always trying to push for more and more. If he get's a chance to even begin normalising getting 3k per stream he'll take it hence the insane begging.

I dont think its even greed. Anyone with 2 iq points can see he got $2k which isnt far off from $3k lol. Phil knows his demographic, hes not THAT stupid. His goal will be back to $300 today

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I dont think it’s even greed. Anyone with 2 iq points can see he got $2k which isnt far off from $3k lol. Phil knows his demographic, hes not THAT stupid.

Blowing money on sweaty man JPGs instead of using that money fix your dishwasher is pretty stupid.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

entire stream was just begging with no content and he looked miserable.

buddy thats been every stream for over a decade. where have you been? lmfaooooo

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’d be crying too if I married that fat bitch.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Blowing money on sweaty man JPGs instead of using that money fix your dishwasher is pretty stupid.

Hes stupid in that regard but hes not as stupid as people make him out to be. I also believe him not fixing appliances in his house is due to his SEVERE wwe gambling addiction.

I was just thinking that all the money he got today has been spent. The second bankruptcy is coming, probably sooner rather than later judging with how bad the economic portents look.

imagine the wwe gambling addiction withdraws he will have when hes forced to stop. Any little thing will trigger him into a tizzy. Spoon this! Spoon that! Mail time!

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

There is something definitely up in the Burnell household, but due to the narrator being unreliable, I could not speculate.

There are unreliable narrators and then there is Phil.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That explains the bird sounds then.
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Speaking of, at the last hour of the marathon his birds started going audibly crazy to which Phil immediatley said
"I can hear the birds outside! I love that I can hear the birds outside!"

Now I'm no ornithologist. But the kind of squaking that's been going out recently does not sound like any bird that would be out at 8pm his time, his area. The fact that he actually had the nerve to pretend otherwise would normally make me infuriated. How DARE he insult our intelligence like that? But at that point I was so drained from his general smug brattiness I couldn't be bothered... until now. This guy really wants to be the smartest one in the room.

 

[Love Is Blue]

but hes not as stupid as people make him out to be

 

[fresh pair of socks]

It's been a little while since I checked in on the Burnell's. Let's see how they are doing:

Phil is upstairs drunk, crying, and begging for money.
Khet is downstairs crying.

In this time of uncertainty, it's good to know nothing has changed in the snortex.