DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
im assuming he got the season pass?
He definitely got the season pass on the first version he bought, 2nd one i'm not sure about. But since he moved to pc, this would mean that he most likely bought the season pass for this at least twice lol

the ultimate consoomer
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How badly must Phail stink in that hot little room?

Mentioning socks and underwear as indicators of success is crazy.

Not a PL, but I wear perfume all the time. It makes me feel good and my husband likes it. At no time has it ever been about status or success. I've never heard anyone have that take on smelling nice. "Because I can afford it;" does he think colognes and perfumes are precious commodities? Maybe he thinks they have something to do with royalty, you know, for the king.
DSP does not like to buy anything unless it is top of the line. I am sure he spends 300 bucks a month on some stupid Cologne Kat hates.
 
So i was watching a stream of this PWR fellow begging for peeps so that he can eat BK. I feel hes a troll but at the same time hes like the penultimate dent so my radar is all fucked. He just hits all the notes of a troll but then full dentness come through. Honestly is an enjoyable side character that makes dsp seethe.
 
The absurd and hilarious lies about WWE Champions are back. Now Phil expects us to believe there's no way anyone could spend 3k on the game — because "once you get a character, there's “nothing to gain.” Sure, let’s just ignore the leaks and the fact he dropped multiples $101.09 in a single day. The good Scopely is pulling in $1.63 billion while generously protecting whales by capping how much they can spend in weekend?

Edit: Blaming the game now to the live viewers:

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That isn't how gacha games work. Getting a character is just the start. There is always something to spend money on, especially when you're trying to hit top 10 levels in events.
 
So i was watching a stream of this PWR fellow begging for peeps so that he can eat BK. I feel hes a troll but at the same time hes like the penultimate dent so my radar is all fucked. He just hits all the notes of a troll but then full dentness come through. Honestly is an enjoyable side character that makes dsp seethe.
He is 100% not a troll. He is a 35 year old Canadian man who lives with his mom (like father, like son), in her basement, who hasn't gotten "a piece of ass" since 2013 and has since decided to ditch his sexuality completely. He has pro wrestling videos going back 5 years.

CBC has an article about how Alex got a retard scholarship to go back to college after getting his GED.
How going back to school helped an Island man piece his life back together
"When it got to high school level, as a lot of people do, I just got overwhelmed"

The dude is 100% authentic DarkSydePhil dent.

Edit: PWR probably deserves his own thread because he is a fucking hilarious specimen, on a KingCobraJFS level of everything he says is humiliating and unintentional comedy gold. Every single thing "changed his life". The 3 most important things to the man are Pro Wrestling, DarkSydePhil and Burger King which he "loves so much [he's] considered getting a job there".
 
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Not when it matters, he doesn't. See: his chair, his computers, his clothes, his food, his shitty lights. It's like his streaming: quantity not quality
I'll have you know that Phil wears only the highest quality pull overs and sweat pants. IZOD, Nautica. He will quote you the MSRP that he read on the Costco sign that was crossed out and sold for 80% off on tables next to the bottles of alcohol.
 
Not when it matters, he doesn't. See: his chair, his computers, his clothes, his food, his shitty lights. It's like his streaming: quantity not quality
Well Price does not mean quality. There is tons of over priced trash that average people can see is trash. DSP does not have normal people understanding. I am sure his gaming dent-ist chair cost way more then any normal human would pay.
 
The absurd and hilarious lies about WWE Champions are back. Now Phil expects us to believe there's no way anyone could spend 3k on the game — because "once you get a character, there's “nothing to gain.” Sure, let’s just ignore the leaks and the fact he dropped multiples $101.09 in a single day. The good Scopely is pulling in $1.63 billion while generously protecting whales by capping how much they can spend in weekend?

Edit: Blaming the game now to the live viewers:

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His chat says the same thing about Yakuza. Every time he plays they beg him to stop, but Phil legitimately believes his playthroughs are the reason Yakuza took off in the West so he has this weird affinity for it, like with Derich.

DSP constantly bitches about woke ideologies, has his fucking dweeb followers join in on shitting on the big bad "woke" and then tries to pretend he doesn't know why his viewers don't want to see black women in video games.

" no, it cant be me, its the game that is wrong"
The antiwoke griftsphere is pretty hot right now. It's almost like GamerGate lite with Alyssa suing SmashJT, the massive woke embarrassments of Concord and Dustborn, Assassins Creed: WE WUZ NINJAZ. Why not tap into that? Is it because he's too stupid to see it? Because he's annoyed that people want something from him and has to play contrarian to own them? It would be so easy to lean into it, he could even start calling Sidescrollers pussy woke bitches and sissies because they had a problem with his slavetrade joke. He's so incompetent at what he does he can't even work a grift tailormade for him. If he was at Amigara Fault he'd get stuck in the wrong hole and blame the mountain.
 
Not when it matters, he doesn't. See: his chair, his computers, his clothes, his food, his shitty lights. It's like his streaming: quantity not quality
Both his computers are overpriced prebuilds with shitty motherboards, ram and SSDs.
He could have got a better build for less if he took the time to choose the parts himself.

Same goes for the pixel display and the lights, he bought the most expensive stuff and called it a day where he could have got the same ""quality"" of lights for half the price.

Even his food he's paying extra to doordash...

He's the biggest consoomer
 
That isn't how gacha games work. Getting a character is just the start. There is always something to spend money on, especially when you're trying to hit top 10 levels in events.
Imagine if dsp had chosen something like Azur Lane, FGO or Genshin Impact as his gacha game, he would be 10x begging hard just to get a character to max.

For those here that have never touch a gacha game in their lives(you, yes you) is not just getting a character. You have to raise their levels, gear them, upgrade their skills and in some cases you need to get copies of said character to augment them. Is an investment of time(and money at time) to raise a single character to their pinnacle and this isnt even factoring events for seasonal characters that may require X material that can only be obtained for a limited time, which the most fomo shit a gacha game can do.
 
Probably. Though I don't think he's even tried terry. He just played Mai and went back to his Honda bs
He's played all the DLC characters except Ed for some reason. He got past the 1600MR barrier with Bison once, then the reset happened and he dropped the charatcer. Tried getting Terry to master but couldn't because Terry is honestly pretty bad and you need skill to do well with him. With Mai I think shut the woman part of her away and focused on her being a classic fighting game character that he is familiar with.

He can play women in fighting games because he ignores the womanly part of them.
 
How the fuck is he still playing this Yakuza slop? It feels like every 6 months he plays some shitty Yakuza game that lasts forever
They are easy, long games and he has a weird headcanon that he was the first Youtuber to cover the series and is partially responsible for it's recent success in the west. No really, he said that.
 
Imagine if dsp had chosen something like Azur Lane, FGO or Genshin Impact as his gacha game, he would be 10x begging hard just to get a character to max.
AL you don't need to piggy out at all to limit break, after awhile LB units just take up space with how much you're given. Whaling is just if you want skins and because they're women it's icky to him.
FGO battle mechanic might be too complicated for philly. afterall MC lego was like quantum physics to him.
Genshin impact.. Never again phil.
He's played all the DLC characters except Ed for some reason. He got past the 1600MR barrier with Bison once, then the reset happened and he dropped the charatcer. Tried getting Terry to master but couldn't because Terry is honestly pretty bad and you need skill to do well with him. With Mai I think shut the woman part of her away and focused on her being a classic fighting game character that he is familiar with.

He can play women in fighting games because he ignores the womanly part of them.
Except cammy and chun apparently :story: they gave him ptsd. And ofc he gives up with bison over one reset. If you're just gonna drop the characters just don't get passes. No one's waiting to hear your opinions on them, phillian.
 
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