DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Twrx]

How the fuck is he still playing this Yakuza slop? It feels like every 6 months he plays some shitty Yakuza game that lasts forever

And he thinks one of them was based on his life. It's just like him fr fr fr

 

[Eekum Bokum]

AL you don't need to piggy out at all to limit break, after awhile LB units just take up space with how much you're given. Whaling is just if you want skins and because they're women it's icky to him.
FGO battle mechanic might be too complicated for philly. afterall MC lego was like quantum physics to him.
Genshin impact.. Never again phil.

Except cammy and chun apparently they gave him ptsd. And ofc he gives up with bison over one reset. If you're just gonna drop the characters just don't get passes. No one's waiting to hear your opinions on them, phillian.

Nah he played Chun-li it was like 2-3 streams fairly early on but he played her...he dropped her because he was trash with her. From my recollection the females he's played in SF6 are, Chun-Li, AKI, Lily, Marisa, Mai, and Manon.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nah he played Chun-li it was like 2-3 streams fairly early on but he played her...he dropped her because he was trash with her. From my recollection the females he's played in SF6 are, Chun-Li, AKI, Lily, Marisa, Mai, and Manon.

It's been awhile since I watched his sf6 stuff I remember he only played lily and Marisa and I know he always hated Manon because he kept getting mogged by her online with the grab and always jumping into her special lmao

 

[GameratePTSD]

Imagine if dsp had chosen something like Azur Lane, FGO or Genshin Impact as his gacha game, he would be 10x begging hard just to get a character to max.

For those here that have never touch a gacha game in their lives(you, yes you) is not just getting a character. You have to raise their levels, gear them, upgrade their skills and in some cases you need to get copies of said character to augment them. Is an investment of time(and money at time) to raise a single character to their pinnacle and this isnt even factoring events for seasonal characters that may require X material that can only be obtained for a limited time, which the most fomo shit a gacha game can do.

Don't you have to do that for WWE Champions? I f2p a few anime waifu games and I have seen the happy merchant hands but I think I saw a video outlining how particularly scummy WWE Champions is when it comes to progressing.

It's been awhile since I watched his sf6 stuff I remember he only played lily and Marisa and I know he always hated Manon because he kept getting mogged by her online with the grab and always jumping into her special lmao

I took a sick pleasure in his face whenever he faced a Manon. He felt like there was a time limit until she gets big damage which is the completely wrong mindset.

 

[Niggernerd]

Don't you have to do that for WWE Champions? I f2p a few anime waifu games and I have seen the happy merchant hands but I think I saw a video outlining how particularly scummy WWE Champions is when it comes to progressing.

I took a sick pleasure in his face whenever he faced a Manon. He felt like there was a time limit until she gets big damage which is the completely wrong mindset.

"She's winding up to do beeg unearned damage dood" *Blanka balls into special*

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How badly must Phail stink in that hot little room?

Mentioning socks and underwear as indicators of success is crazy.

Not a PL, but I wear perfume all the time. It makes me feel good and my husband likes it. At no time has it ever been about status or success. I've never heard anyone have that take on smelling nice. "Because I can afford it;" does he think colognes and perfumes are precious commodities? Maybe he thinks they have something to do with royalty, you know, for the king.

Reminder that Philip Burnell is a "man" who has only recently discovered the joys of daily showering after his mancrush LTG told him to "work on his sexy." A few days after he started showering daily he even bragged about it, saying how "refreshed" he feels now, acting like he just discovered the cure to fucking cancer.

How the fuck is he still playing this Yakuza slop? It feels like every 6 months he plays some shitty Yakuza game that lasts forever

He's still fucking playing the Pirate Yakuza game??? I 100% it yesterday, took me just under 38 hours according to Steam. I only started playing it 2 and a half weeks ago, a month and a few days after the game came out. The fuck is taking him so long? Is he trying to do all side content but sucking absolute shit at it because you actually have to be good at the game and have the 85IQ required to build a good team for the Coliseum (or in Pirate Yakuza's case, Madlantis) battles?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

And he thinks one of them was based on his life. It's just like him fr fr fr

Meaning a boring slog that needed to be put down immediately

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

They are easy, long games and he has a weird headcanon that he was the first Youtuber to cover the series and is partially responsible for it's recent success in the west. No really, he said that.

Phil was begged by dents to finally play Yakuza 4 after years of stubbornly avoiding Ching Chong game that he didn't understand. He's such a clown.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

And he thinks one of them was based on his life. It's just like him fr fr fr

 

[Harract]

He said he is playing blue prince Thursday, it's a rouge like puzzle game where you have to use observation and strategy to uncover secrets so that'll be interesting, until he makes it boring.

 

[Iron Father]

While this was perhaps the best single stream for Phil contribution wise, the 2019 December multiple day long fundraising event got over $10,000 from a single mysterious source called "Emerald 7" so I would not say this is his most successful event he's ever done.

2k seems like a lot but it's really not. Keep in mind these days he counts all forms of contributions towards the total, whereas before he was just counting tips, and all other non-immediate contributions got memory-holed.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Besides WWEC being a particularly scummy f2p game, it is HIDEOUSLY ugly. I somewhat understand (not really) the people that spend money on Genshin or the other Hoyo games because the gameplay and art is interesting. But, Phillip the Phaggot got addicted to the worst f2p game available.

Like everything else in his life, he chose the worst possible outcome. This time, it’s a crippling addiction to a terrible f2p game that shits out awful content. Stupid faggot.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[Hectic Heckler]

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Must be a Yakuza game!

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

He is 100% not a troll. He is a 35 year old Canadian man who lives with his mom (like father, like son), in her basement, who hasn't gotten "a piece of ass" since 2013 and has since decided to ditch his sexuality completely. He has pro wrestling videos going back 5 years.

CBC has an article about how Alex got a retard scholarship to go back to college after getting his GED.
How going back to school helped an Island man piece his life back together
"When it got to high school level, as a lot of people do, I just got overwhelmed"

The dude is 100% authentic DarkSydePhil dent.

Edit: PWR probably deserves his own thread because he is a fucking hilarious specimen, on a KingCobraJFS level of everything he says is humiliating and unintentional comedy gold. Every single thing "changed his life". The 3 most important things to the man are Pro Wrestling, DarkSydePhil and Burger King which he "loves so much [he's] considered getting a job there".

Yeah, but when he is literally reenacting the meme of LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, except mentioning Phil. & legit crying afterward. It's hard to think he isn't on some 4D chess trolling.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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DURR DURR DURR RETARD. Just razzing you, sissy. Now stop being a no load shlub and start paying. Better yet. Keep being a brokie and I'll keep stringing you along instead of giving you that SF6 match.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Jayde. Phil is washed..it time go

 

[Iron Father]

I'm late on the tariffs thing and even later on DSP defending them and the whole "is DSP left or right" debate, but I was surprised nobody brought up how he defended Trump's tariffs.

He framed it as America finally punching back after being bullied by the rest of the world, which I just thought was the most hilarious DSP self-insert in a long time. It was such a great example of how he doesn't have a political ideology and it's just all about himself and how he can relate something to his own life.

Capped off nicely by him retreating from the topic as soon as anybody in chat started pushing back. He doesn't know shit, nor does he want to know shit, he just knows that he saw himself as the bullied United States finally punching back at the trolls world in this news story.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Deep jn OT
$54 in support , 140 watching
Kick chat took over the Jayde meme