DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hectic Heckler]

lol kick chat really is a blessing during these shit streams (which is all of them)

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Not a single goal hit today, how could you dents fucking do this? Never mind that he got $2k a couple days ago, you think the sandwich shop will be good if they don't get any customers after one good day?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Hope everyone enjoyed the double trouble today. This is a sample of what every day is gonna be like once this kino arc finally cools off. He's still got another month or 2 of these whales pouring money before we reach today levels everyday.

 

[giraffe]

Hope everyone enjoyed the double trouble today. This is a sample of what every day is gonna be like once this kino arc finally cools off. He's still got another month or 2 of these whales pouring money before we reach today levels everyday.

Can't wait. Nervous Phil is the best Phil.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Two goals missed, back-to-back, and he only needed one to hit a goal goal at that? Genuinely excited to see the prestream tomorrow. He’s going to be frantic.

 

[Niggernerd]

He's gonna sperg out about how the audience shouldn't wait on the whales to get them memberships again isn't he

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Love Phil taking the "you're just racist chuds for not liking game with black woman" journalist stance. Like a true faggot shill journo who's only in it for the money, he is mad because, by proxy, it's making people not show up for his streams because every RACIST fuck is telling them the game is woke garbage shit. Therefore, are not showing up to give him money watch him go on about how the game has PS2 ERA VIBES ALLAH BLOODBORNE and how much he likes it.

Weird we didn't have this for Assassins Creed, another game he practically didn't pay for either since South of Midnight was free on GayAss™. Why doesn't he do this for Yakuza either? Or does he really think Asians are white-adjacent as well?

What an odd retard. He really needs to be pressed on the fact that his choice of games is 100% his responsibility and if anyone even decided to show up to whale on this game, it would be a fuckin embarrassment. Now he needs to drop that boring Atomfall game, too.
Seriously Phil, get proper taste in videogames, bud.

 

[MomentumShafted]

Two goals missed, back-to-back, and he only needed one to hit a goal goal at that? Genuinely excited to see the prestream tomorrow. He’s going to be frantic.

Tomorrows podcast is gonna include a "Troll's fault" segment, a Kino Segment, AND surely more talk about politics. It should be great!

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil really is the King of Kings, huh.

 

[Niggernerd]

Phil really is the King of Kings, huh.

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Is that lil blue fella derich?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Tomorrows podcast is gonna include a "Troll's fault" segment, a Kino Segment, AND surely more talk about politics. It should be great!

Yeah, he’s going to be back to drama in a huge way if we don’t step it up (cough @neger psykolog cough) tomorrow. Wall-to-wall drama segments and promos on doo-ty and PPP ().

 

[shekelshoah666]

It's so funny he played that shit game on the day stream. It looked like shit in all the previews and you could watch 2 minutes of any stream and see it was basically mash attack and roll sometimes game with black girl magic. I know it was free on game pass but jesus his own chat told him every time it was brought up not to play. And then playing Yasnooza which is just mash buttons and fall asleep during 30 minute cutscenes.

It's almost like he wants to have days like this with no goals hit so he can sperg out on the podcast the next day. His game selection is so bad nowadays it boggles the mind.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Genshin Impact

Good news, he did (notice how quickly he picks up on how good his pull is):

As a former F2P gachafag, it sometimes astounds me how much shit people give WWE Champions when it's rather tame in comparison. Shit like 1% pull rates for SSR (6*) characters are the norm, sometimes it's more depending on events/banners and whatnot.
Most gachas are $1.5-$2 per pull, so if you want that 1% SSR it's gonna run you $150-$200. Want to upgrade them? That's an additional $150-$200 per upgrade. And that's not including items.

I remember there was a scandal when someone streamed themselves dumping $6k on Granblue pulls and didn't get the event character. Oy vey.

Don't you have to do that for WWE Champions? I f2p a few anime waifu games and I have seen the happy merchant hands but I think I saw a video outlining how particularly scummy WWE Champions is when it comes to progressing.

From what I remember of the WWEC gameplay, you get generic shards for pulling dupes which can be used to outright buy a character. WWEC is scummy in its own way: each pull costs $3.33 ($100/30) and they don't even publish the odds, which is suspicious as fuck. There's no mercy system either which is doubly suspicious to boot.

 

[Sampi]

Do you believe dsp play another gacha mobile game actually ? Everyone talk only about WWEC but what if he kept secret another game ?

 

[Johnny Doxville]

2 missed goals?

It time black shirt

 

[PieceofShet]

Watch he will bring up kat had to cook dinner yesterday cause they couldnt order...

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah, he’s going to be back to drama in a huge way if we don’t step it up (cough @neger psykolog cough) tomorrow. Wall-to-wall drama segments and promos on doo-ty and PPP ().

Watch he will bring up kat had to cook dinner yesterday cause they couldnt order...

I'm going to tip DSP $1000 tonight and tell him to put Khet to work in the kitchen and make me a premium lunchmeat sandwich for dinner

 

[CannedBacon]

Nothing beats seeing him have low support streams. It hits him on multiple fronts like looking like an unsuccessful loser, knowing detractors will be laughing at him, and more importantly the only thing he really cares about; money.

Also someone on kick with the name Mr.krabsREAL got gifted a sub during the day stream lol

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Seriously Phil, get proper taste in videogames, bud.

I doubt he likes gaming anymore and even if he liked games he wouldn't choose the games himself.

He loves to play victim and act like he can't choose the games he's playing, that's why he plays only newly released slop or games his audience bully him to play.

If he was to choose the games and support is low it would shatter his ego.

 

[neger psykolog]

I doubt he likes gaming anymore and even if he liked games he wouldn't choose the games himself.

He loves to play victim and act like he can't choose the games he's playing, that's why he plays only newly released slop or games his audience bully him to play.

If he was to choose the games and support is low it would shatter his ego.

I don't think he has ever actually liked gaming. He only liked street fighter shit because of the "winner" and "gambling aspect" and he only likes other games because he's buying them and they're a product (like the Wolverine toy, which he only wanted to sell later on, i.e. the "gambling aspect").
He just buys games so he can say he's better than everyone else and got them first. The only purpose of getting them first before was day one views ("gambling aspect"). The only purpose of getting them first now is to show he is better than everyone else - and if he gets it earliest because of some sort of arrangement then that is ok, but if anyone else has an arrangement to get them first then they're obviously a "paid shill".

People constantly note how little he remembers about games, how much he skips over tutorials and everything else. He literally only plays for the "gambling aspect" (which is what his entire streams are, and which is why he doesn't play anything besides WWE Champions when he's not streaming)

He doesn't like any games and has never liked any games. He likes "gambling aspect". Period.