DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

I love these CoD streams. No option for sad and lonely individuals to hold his hand, but just DSP having to rely on his (severe lack of) skill:

 

[Niggernerd]

I love these CoD streams. No option for sad and lonely individuals to hold his hand, but just DSP having to rely on his (severe lack of) skill:

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WHERES YOUR MIC FAGGOT WHERES YOUR MIC. TALK SHIT WITH VOICE MODE ON. Actual pussy

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

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Look at him. He's a natural!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If you had to pick one thing about 2025 DSP that you hate the most, what would it be?

Phil's unwarranted arrogance.

I hate it, but I also admire his unwavering belief that he's a meaningful curated content creator makin' a difference in people's lives.

This unabashed lolcow who may have the highest ratio of haters to fans as any streamer somehow believes he's better than damn near everyone.

I wish I could delude myself like Phil does.

 

[lupinthethird]

Again, DSP really wants you to think he doesn't doordash 3-4 times a week. All that begging like a crackhead just to eat fast food pizza. 2 pizzas and bread. Either he's a fat ass and eats all of it or it immediately goes into the trash bin.

I wouldn't be surprised if 80% or more of their weekly meals aren't Doordash'd. Remember one time he was talking about one of him and Kat's days off and they were going out to run errands and he ordered breakfast through Doordash while Kat was getting ready. More people would go out to eat and grab breakfast/brunch while they're out and about, but not Phil. I can't recall the details exactly but I believe he might've ordered Doordash again later once they got home from their errands as well iirc?

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP after getting $1000 in tips (from me):


Ethan Ralph after getting $203 in tips:

(source: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-killstream-general-discussion-thread.81183/post-21054933)

 

[Niggernerd]

Watching KC. and they brought up Phil buying that $300 mic instead of fixing his toilet or buying his horse the dish washer

 

[Balr0g]

Just read a comment that Phil only got 25$ in tips in the CoD stream and the rest were either Youtube memberships, a few superchats or Kick subs. I wonder when he starts harping about his liquidity again. Or is the Kick payment making up for it? His tip income has to be going down at this point if he is so reliant on Kick subs to carry the "Dent tax"

In all seriousness I really wish Jaha and Watson had not taken pity on his 220 behaviour and bashed his fucking head in. This mouthdrooling, dented retard needs a lesson in humility

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So essentially this fat motherfucker says that he and his wife ate a meal that was meant for more than two people.

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All I hear is the insane SAVINGS he had on this deal where he eats cheap ass fast food for $1500!

Cant wait for more food despite him saying he will ask his audience if they want to do literally anything else but eat food and sit on his ass all day.

 

[neger psykolog]

Just read a comment that Phil only got 25$ in tips in the CoD stream and the rest were either Youtube memberships, a few superchats or Kick subs. I wonder when he starts harping about his liquidity again. Or is the Kick payment making up for it? His tip income has to be going down at this point if he is so reliant on Kick subs to carry the "Dent tax"

In all seriousness I really wish Jaha and Watson had not taken pity on his 220 behaviour and bashed his fucking head in. This mouthdrooling, dented retard needs a lesson in humility

It's worth mentioning that PWR is constantly getting more views than DSP and more money than DSP (and he is also more entertaining than DSP)

I'm not sure if PWR was streaming during DSPs CoD stream but it's pretty funny that an anti-DSP has materialized suddenly and people find him more entertaining than DSP (not exactly difficult, but still it's funny)

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

can't recall the details exactly but I believe he might've ordered Doordash again later once they got home from their errands as well iirc?

Wasn’t it like they were going to stop at McDonald’s for lunch but then they had to be home for something so they just went home and Doordashed instead? Forgive me if I’m forgetting things…it wasn’t much of a story. It wasn’t a story at all. It was bizarre events that should never have been recounted publicly.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I love these CoD streams. No option for sad and lonely individuals to hold his hand, but just DSP having to rely on his (severe lack of) skill:

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His explanation for being killed by an invisible enemy is "He wasn't on my screen until I turned around and looked at him".
Infant levels of object permanence.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I wouldn't be surprised if 80% or more of their weekly meals aren't Doordash'd. Remember one time he was talking about one of him and Kat's days off and they were going out to run errands and he ordered breakfast through Doordash while Kat was getting ready. More people would go out to eat and grab breakfast/brunch while they're out and about, but not Phil. I can't recall the details exactly but I believe he might've ordered Doordash again later once they got home from their errands as well iirc?

You think Phil left the house that day and didnt spend all day at home doordashing food huh

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Doody called into PWR today during his fan call in segment.

 

[Cherry Dude]

I played about 3 hours of South of Midnight today, and I get why DSP dropped it.

1. The game’s got themes he was never going to vibe with. It’s set in the South, features a female lead on a journey of self-discovery, and carries a lot of heart and cultural weight. With the kind of audience he pulls—Kino Dents, the usual crowd—it was never going to land.
2. It’s an action-platformer with modern design features—like a guidance system, similar to Horizon, where pressing a button reveals a path to follow. I actually like that. It streamlines the experience, especially if you're someone like me who wants to move through the game at a steady pace. But for DSP? He never uses features like that effectively, and it shows.
3. There’s a scene early on with rotting pigs in a barn. It’s grim, raw, and a little too on-the-nose. Let’s be honest—he probably saw that and projected.

Bottom line? These kinds of thoughtful, stylized games just aren’t for him. But of course, he’ll keep playing whatever Dotnod puts out, even if he doesn’t understand it, because it’s “new” and might bring a few clicks.

Please, by all means, keep posting your dogshit ChatGPT meta analysis in this thread. You're putting almost as much effort into your posts as Phil puts into his streams.

 

[PieceofShet]

I played about 3 hours of South of Midnight today, and I get why DSP dropped it.

1. The game’s got themes he was never going to vibe with. It’s set in the South, features a female lead on a journey of self-discovery, and carries a lot of heart and cultural weight. With the kind of audience he pulls—Kino Dents, the usual crowd—it was never going to land.
2. It’s an action-platformer with modern design features—like a guidance system, similar to Horizon, where pressing a button reveals a path to follow. I actually like that. It streamlines the experience, especially if you're someone like me who wants to move through the game at a steady pace. But for DSP? He never uses features like that effectively, and it shows.
3. There’s a scene early on with rotting pigs in a barn. It’s grim, raw, and a little too on-the-nose. Let’s be honest—he probably saw that and projected.

Bottom line? These kinds of thoughtful, stylized games just aren’t for him. But of course, he’ll keep playing whatever Dotnod puts out, even if he doesn’t understand it, because it’s “new” and might bring a few clicks.

The only reason DSP dropped is money. If he would have got 500 during stream, he would keep playing it despite it being so... MID. Like kats cook.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I like the new lie he's going with, that him and the horse go for a walk during his first "break" of the day. I think someone said he was gone for under ten minutes. So the two laziest slobs that ever faked a marriage are squeezing in excersize everyday now!

He says it right after coming back from his first break yesterday if anyone wants to hear his retarded new lie.

 

[Brother Wind]

He only counts new members and not recurring ones. Not an insane amount of money but I'd guess it's at least a grand or so per month that isn't counted. Maybe it's more, he has a lot of ultra members. He's still getting adsense as well.

Yeah, that isn't wrong, but we also know that recurring money is just gone sooner than any other money. Because that is immediately to keeping his lights on and a roof over his head. Which makes his spending even more fucking insane. Because we see him spend close to what he makes, and he isn't even getting *that* money yet.

This is why I think we are still gonna get a Phil stream that can't end this year. Next twelve months if you wanna be nice to me. Not until he gets that money. He is going to have to sit down and tell the internet he is actually getting his lights turned off or his internet or his car is getting repoed. Like the way he is spending money before he gets it and keeps doing payment plans so its all future Phils bill. I am gonna bet tips have paid the machoor bills more and more recently.

Actually, I had a thought in his doordash begging. I would not be surprised if he wasn't overdrawn some days. If not most days. There was some things he said that made me think he literally couldn't afford the food until he got money.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

This is why I think we are still gonna get a Phil stream that can't end this year. Next twelve months if you wanna be nice to me. Not until he gets that money. He is going to have to sit down and tell the internet he is actually getting his lights turned off or his internet or his car is getting repoed. Like the way he is spending money before he gets it and keeps doing payment plans so its all future Phils bill. I am gonna bet tips have paid the machoor bills more and more recently.

There were rumors he doesn't have a license anymore out of fear of leaving his home to get it renewed and/or he doesn't have a car anymore.

 

[Kier Starmer]

PWR is getting x4 or sometimes x5 his audience and making $200 - $300 a strean.