DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sampi]

Wait , PWR was the guy tweeting about suicide ?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Has anyone cross referenced the Mersh thread to see if he had his car repo'd again to confirm he was the co-host tonight?

 

[neger psykolog]

Wait , PWR was the guy tweeting about suicide ?

yeah he had a sort of meltdown a while back and some faggots were egging him on over twitter, he cut his wrists up a bit with a box cutter. Seems to be in a better place now though.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

PWR had PPP and DSP wrasslin. Ppp won lmao

And Phil wanted $1000 to do this on Smark Guys but gave up because he’s too dumb and lazy to make people on the game and mix the game audio, his mic, and PPP’s mic in OBS.

 

[Niggernerd]

And Phil wanted $1000 to do this on Smark Guys but gave up because he’s too dumb and lazy to make people on the game and mix the game audio, his mic, and PPP’s mic in OBS.

He's addicted to sweaty men jpegs and bad decisions!

 

[lupinthethird]

Who does everyone think the guest host was supposed to be? my money's on Cog, when he was drunk on his birthday stream and crying he mentioned Ralph and Cog in the same sentence, so I think he let it slip there.
Also, how very DSP is it that he's been hyping this host up all week just to cancel the show at the last minute.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Its a good thing he is not angry anymore!

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"it isn't even a holiday, it's an anniversary"



what the fuck

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ralph, in an attempt to run cover and clout chase DSP by calling into PWR, drove potential Phil watchers away from his stream tonight. Many such cases.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Imagine having Mersh and Ralph as your trump cards to felt PPP. At least try and get surfer or something.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Wait , PWR was the guy tweeting about suicide ?

He had to, because Lexi has golden-lined privates

 

[A Piece of Coal]

PWR’s voice is so incredibly ridiculous to me I find it entertaining.
It also doesn’t hurt he’s actually trying to be an entertainer. He may be retarded, but he is quite funny.

 

[Benchod]

This is probably going to be unpopular but the PWR shilling makes me lean even further towards thinking it's an act. There's probably countless nobody dents on the internet. Not sure why I should care about this one.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wouldn't be surprised if 80% or more of their weekly meals aren't Doordash'd. Remember one time he was talking about one of him and Kat's days off and they were going out to run errands and he ordered breakfast through Doordash while Kat was getting ready. More people would go out to eat and grab breakfast/brunch while they're out and about, but not Phil. I can't recall the details exactly but I believe he might've ordered Doordash again later once they got home from their errands as well iirc?

Again......................the fridge and freezer are packed for a reason. The illusion of being a 'mature adult'.

She is not walking that v-shaped ass in a moomoo in that fenced off neighborhood.

Too many people could he watching, laughing and pondering how she got so big.

If anything, the constant amazon delivery trucks outside his house and doordashers would drive me more insane.

Delivery, delivery, delivery, delivery

No way he wants her to be seen in public.

what do you buy for 20$?

5 gift subs.

Wrong. You're buying Phail's love.

The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary.

He doesn't. He has to be troll reminded

Now that we know that Kat is some kind of religious,

She's only religious due to the lie cancer story so not religious by default.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This is probably going to be unpopular but the PWR shilling makes me lean even further towards thinking it's an act. There's probably countless nobody dents on the internet. Not sure why I should care about this one.

It’s definitely not an act. I thought so too but he has YEARS of being a retard, consistently.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is probably going to be unpopular but the PWR shilling makes me lean even further towards thinking it's an act. There's probably countless nobody dents on the internet. Not sure why I should care about this one.

I think what confuses people about him, especially in comparison to DSP and many of the other dents (such as Derish who openly retweeted mountains of hardcore porn under his real name) is that he has a modicum of self-awareness. I believe a lack of self-awareness is a defining trait of lolcows but he seems to actually have it which has confused everyone.

He is probably somewhat leaning into the identity for comedic purposes though.

 

[Iron Father]

Self-employed man with his own schedule can't reschedule mukbang events or games he plays but can reschedule unimportant shit like Valentine's Day and wedding anniversaries.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Smark guys is delayed lmao

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Ralph, in an attempt to run cover and clout chase DSP by calling into PWR, drove potential Phil watchers away from his stream tonight. Many such cases.

God dammit Mersh, stop having strokes with your cats and do something entertaining for once

 

[Lord_Point]

God damn its like none of you own a sandwich shop.

Imagine you wanted to get a hair cut at the same time as your wife on Saturday because your scared to walk into a woman's hair saloon by yourself, would you just close your business for the day and lose out on a ton of money? OF COURSE STOOPID!

Now on the other hand, would you close your shop on a slow day of the week after a massive sale where you can expect very few customers for a very special important night with your wife? OF COURSE NOT STOOPID!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

His reasoning for not cancelling is pretty simple: he would be, in some dented way, giving into the detractors.
If he cancelled and admitted he was spending time with the fat bitch, he’d be admitting he should’ve done that in the first place. What a faggot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Khet Burnell

In all seriousness, why are you saying "last" host? Does the show actually have an end date at this stage?

Because Phail has decreed it was the 'final' host himself.

Its a good thing he is not angry anymore!

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Forgot Valentines AND wedding anniversary confirmed.

You all need the wife's perspective. No, going out on the day of the anniversary isn't mandatory. We can wait until the weekend. However, on the actual day you need to at least acknowledge our anniversary. Offer to wash the dishes, oversee the kids at bathtime. A card or small gift is nice. How about a foot massage? Do something crazy and cook supper (it doesn't have to be fancy). Watch something on tv that she likes but maybe doesn't get to see often. There are all kinds of things he could do. He won't, but he could.

You're insane.

Cause if any woman put out extra hard for you on your birthday and a few days later you forgot your anniversary? Ho boy! There wouldn't be a couch far enough away for you to sleep on.

It's been that way for the last 5 years at least. I know I asked in this thread one year: How can you not remember your wedding anniversary that's 4 DAYS AFTER your birthday?

His reasoning for not cancelling is pretty simple: he would be, in some dented way, giving into the detractors.
If he cancelled and admitted he was spending time with the fat bitch, he’d be admitting he should’ve done that in the first place. What a faggot.

That would be far less embarrassing than the true answer of he forgot and just doesn't give a shit.