DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm seeing the old Sonic nearest to his fort, the closed one, is about 10-15 min travel by car. The next closest one is near Kent and would take him 20 minutes to drive there from his hovel. Not that much longer according to traffic now. There is another further away Sonic by Sumner but driving there with avoiding highways is way too long, 1 hour travel time just to get there.
 
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Phil claims: “I can’t order it for delivery and I can’t go pick it up! No Sonic reward (sic), dents!”

Detractors claim:
  • “Phil is seizing back control from withholders by claiming the reward was never possible.”
  • “Phil is broke and scamming.”
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I’m dented and not following the theories. Why does everyone think he did this?
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Phil claims: “I can’t order it for delivery and I can’t go pick it up! No Sonic reward (sic), dents!”

Detractors claim:
  • “Phil is seizing back control from withholders by claiming the reward was never possible.”
  • “Phil is broke and scamming.”
  • Others?
I’m dented and not following the theories. Why does everyone think he did this?
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He is never gonna leave his house besides his day off for any reason for the rest of his life. That's the reason.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Phil claims: “I can’t order it for delivery and I can’t go pick it up! No Sonic reward (sic), dents!”

Detractors claim:
  • “Phil is seizing back control from withholders by claiming the reward was never possible.”
  • “Phil is broke and scamming.”
  • Others?
I’m dented and not following the theories. Why does everyone think he did this?
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He's agoraphobic and only uses delivery apps to get food?

This nigger orders pancakes for breakfast from doordash.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
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Detractors are forever rent free lol from Friday.
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In typical DSP fashion he tries to both claim it was correct/intentional (copes that he says it that way because it is "faster") and that it isn't incorrect because no one says it properly. This is one of the problems with not having any friends/people to talk to. Your speech gets all fucked up because you never hear how people say things, and have no one to politely point out that you are misuing/mispronouncing words. Another one is that he is really bad at lying because he doesn't have friends to tell him "Yeah, that's clearly bullshit". If he had anyone besides his echo chamber chat to talk to he would know that nobody believes his constant, blatant crap but, since no one but detractors ever call him on it, he just goes on believing he is the master of lies.
 
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Gatdam Animal Person said:
In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.
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He can order the food in the app before he starts driving and cut that food wait time down to a minute.
 
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RougeRed said:
This is one of the problems with not having any friends/people to talk to. Your speech gets all fucked up because you never hear how people say things, and have no one to politely point out that you are misuing/mispronouncing words.
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It's also why Deaf people sound funny when they talk and why Mutism and Deafness go hand-in-hand together. On the topic of Phil not getting Fast food because he couldn't get it delivered, I'm wondering if he didn't get his license renewed or his car doesn't work anymore and that's why he got so defensive about sending Kat out to run errands for him. He seems to have no idea how long it takes to drive anywhere and thought it would take 10 to 20 minutes to drive ONE BLOCK away from his Condo to pick something up and it's possible he's just getting some groceries delivered, or maybe I'm just thinking too much because there's a lot of contradictory stuff that comes from Phil that makes him seem non-human.
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
He just needs the right people to come over and start giving him money.
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In a way he's right, he did manage to convert 1 or 2 kinotards who went and added themselves to the roster of regular tippers/whales. Over a large enough sample size there's always going to be someone who will fall for the pignosis and open up the velcro wallet.
 
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Whaler said:
On the topic of Phil not getting Fast food because he couldn't get it delivered, I'm wondering if he didn't get his license renewed or his car doesn't work anymore and that's why he got so defensive about sending Kat out to run errands for him. He seems to have no idea how long it takes to drive anywhere and thought it would take 10 to 20 minutes to drive ONE away from his Condo to pick something up and it's possible he's just getting some groceries delivered, or maybe I'm just thinking too much because there's a lot of contradictory stuff that comes from Phil that makes him seem non-human.
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I think you're overthinking it. Or rather, making the mistake of thinking about it logically and reasonably and expecting Phil to do the same.

The simple fact of the matter is Phil doesn't want to get it. That's it. He can throw out all the excuses he wants, but they're just that, excuses. He could live right across the street from Sonic and he'd still make up excuses. And the more outraged his dents get or call it a scam, the less likely he is to actually get it because he's that spiteful of a pig. The only thing keeping Phil from getting whatever slop he promised is Phil himself.

Phil always lies about time whenever he doesn't want to do something, insisting that it would take hours. Even something as small as preinstalling games is a herculean effort that poor, busy Phil simply doesn't have the time for.
 
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The Punished Mitch said:
Absolutely amazing, my admiration for DSP is boundless - he's a gout ridden 40-something hermit that manages to consistently milk retards for their money as though he were a nubile looking 18-year old parasocial e-girlfriend.
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And just keep in mind his tip goal is for a fucking pickle burger from sanic.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Btw, if anyone isn't listen to WPIG, apparently Phil reached out to Red Cow Entertainment to do a collab and they wanted nothing to do with him cause they know he's a lolcow and don't want to be sucked into the snortex.
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Got a time stamp for that....chief?
 
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