DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Trying to recall but the totally not catalyst of having Khet cosplaying as Roseanne Barr back on was because of the Mike Clum interview on Gundams channel yes?

 

[Niggernerd]

People paying $800 for this is what led me to not believing in humanity anymore

Look at that closet

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If it makes you feel better the retarded aren't seen as people

 

[BlastMonk]

Random thoughts I've had about the stream today. His fourth of July stream has his 'king of hate' crown on top of the screen that's playing images of the US flag. So in frame is a monarchs crown on top of the US flag, which as symbolism goes is obviously aganist the spirit and reason for celebrating the whole holiday and Phil didn't even notice this. Because he's a personification of souless corporate entities who uses any holiday to enrich and benefit him only and each holiday is merely some superficial decorations to him and nothing more.
Phil having a cleaning his closet out stream, when he's clearly a man in the closet is hilarious and my favourite freudian slip Phil does. Keeping taking all your hoarded junk out of your closest Phil, maybe you'll get a sliver of the emotional freedom you are subconsciously craving as a clearly degenerate gay guy who is into fecal play.
He's wearing a thin shirt, a vest and a US gridiron helmet and complaining about how hot he is, in an air conditioned office when its not even hot outside. Weak weak man who feels hot due to being both fat and drunk.

 

[Awssum Possum]

The pig annoys me but the retards who donate to him are worse than he is. It is endlessly irritating to watch this group of people reward bad behavior by giving him money. They deserve the miserable existence they have — where throwing money at a retarded alcoholic internet man in his 40s is their idea of a good time.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I mean we did see the new Fat Kat on stream a few months ago and she seemed the same as she did on the reveal stream, as in she didn't seem like she had years of pent up frustration towards phil and wanted out. I don't think Phil has the mental strength to cover up a divorce for every stream without slipping up somehow. I think she's just happy to live a lobotomised existence in a sexless loveless marriage.

Spoiler: Objective Kat story

Imagine being Kat. I was so fucked off the first time around that I gave up my own streaming "career" and left the Internet for 5 years, simply because people were having a go at me for marrying a lolcow and being bad at make-up. On an interview Husband reveals your ex put a restraining order on you for being a cheater.
You come out a year later as a fat for two or three streams and give people even more ammo. Okay just leave again. On you're way out your husband says you just suck at streaming so of course you can't play a game for two hours. Then he teams up with some Internet slimeball who uses that ammo but it's fine because of the Snakening. Hubby got paid. And ever since he goes out his way to make you seem like a proper numpty at everything you do. Always breaking shit, not cooking well. Just a waste of space. Just like the last girl, you've been removed from Michigan and put in a State where you have no friends or trustworthy co-workers. All the while he stuffs his face and swells up.

Thats what the situation looks like if you believe she's there.

Spoiler: Schizo Puzzle Theory

Or maybe you're just some lady. Some random thot who took a payday from a gouty fuckboi. Maybe he paid well enough for you to remove your Internet presence. Show up to his stream, kiss him (no mouth stuff! That's extra!) show yourself off. Leave for a few years. Finally he hits you up. This time around you've changed. He has no choice and you make your appearences. Then leave again. Now he can continue his fantasy of being in a happy marriage. You've done what you were paid to do.

Now I've kept this theory to myself for a long time. I know it sounds insane and its not as fun as speculating on if Phil fakes tips or if PandaLee is pregnant. Personal opinion: I think the Escort saga should be relitagated. Because there is no fucking way. If Kat is real that means she has even less self respect than Phil. That just isn't impossible.

 

[GodModule]

How lonely do you have to be to give a 45 year old man hundreds of dollars to watch him clean out his closet. This is a new low, even for his dents

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Are you fucking serious? How long is Phil going to pretend that there's another person in that house? This lie is going too far. #KatsNotThere.

I hate to play the Team Divorce shit again, but it's getting hard to admit it's not a possibility. Katherine either has to be gone or a 400 lb shut-in that's not/barely working anymore.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I hate to play the Team Divorce shit again, but it's getting hard to admit it's not a possibility. Katherine either has to be gone or a 400 lb shut-in that's not/barely working anymore.

People are willing to accept JF Gay Rapey murdered Mama JF. This fat pig lied for years about WWE Champions and when caught he still spun a tale about selling the account. The Snakening was his largest Pignosis attempt to be Light Yagami planning everything from the start. He's THAT retarded. Open your minds to Kat/fake marriage theory.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Well he officially has a 4th of July marathon now all that's left is for him to have an Easter marathon where he dresses up as the Easter Bunny and has Easter Eggs with Liquor in them

 

[BlastMonk]

This fat fucking polack just threw away some very luxurious looking chopsticks that was given to him as a gift. His hatred of Japan and Japanese people is so surreal, he didn't even use it once you could have sold it easily it looked really nice. Just chucking out working tech and nice things when he could donate it to an op shop or something. Good he's such a hateable cunt

 

[Niggernerd]

I hate to play the Team Divorce shit again, but it's getting hard to admit it's not a possibility. Katherine either has to be gone or a 400 lb shut-in that's not/barely working anymore.

The only time I felt bad for her was when she invited co-workers over and they could hear phil bitching over video games.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I hate to play the Team Divorce shit again, but it's getting hard to admit it's not a possibility. Katherine either has to be gone or a 400 lb shut-in that's not/barely working anymore.

I wanted to initially believe that a divorce arc was possible but considering that she stuck by his side during problems with the IRS a Bankrupcy a Departnership Bank Leaks and Two Interviews its hard to imagine that she will go anywhere at this point. I also don't dickride a lot of conspiracy theories cause Phil is so boring that's all Detractors have

 

[Choom]

Phil clocked out with $1060 at 9:57 his time for this closet cleanout / dress-up marathon.
Another reminder that his dents will throw money at him for literally fucking anything, no matter how boring it is.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i got a signed vinyl from taylor swift

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Another triumphant W for the king, our favorite white collar hard 6 days a week very busy mature adult worker with a real family, has proven once again to the whole internet and also most importantly, to those dirty good for nothing jealous trolls, how can you be successful without being toxic, malicious or hurtful towards other individuals. This very stream should be the blueprint of what content creation on the internet needs to be like, so we all can strive for a better future for the honest hard working folk out there. Dsp supporters can stand loud and proud today, they have earned the privilege of showing the luster of their brand new diamond crown VIP badges sitting firmly on their fine garments.

Your majesty, i bow down in my wheelchair until my gunt lets me no more. Momentous day for the SSDI demographic.

 

[Choom]

The only time I felt bad for her was when she invited co-workers over and they could hear phil bitching over video games.

Wait, that was when he was with Kat? I vaguely remember that happening, but I thought that was with Leanna. Been a long time, so my memory is hazy on that.
Or did something like that happen with Leanna's friends/co-workers as well, and maybe that's what I'm thinking of?

 

[johnkimble123]

The only time I felt bad for her was when she invited co-workers over and they could hear phil bitching over video games.

That was Leanna... also Phil wouldn't come out of his hole to be a normal human
Probably was the lit match that eventually lead to her seeing how shitty he was and her eventually leaving

Kat is a stupid, empty minded fat cunt who has zero friends, thus nobody who can say "wow your husband sucks"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil is the true embodiment of the American Dream, proving that even if you have absolutely zero talent or skill you can still make loads of money.

 

[Iron Father]

Why the hell would Khet divorce DSP?

Spoiler

 

[CannedBacon]

He's an idiot for "retiring" the vest and hats. His dents love seeing him wear them. I'm convinced the only reason they threw this much money at him was to see him put them on