DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

As mentioned on TBS, he's in full smug mode because he has the power of not saying what people want to hear.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

He will keep telling everyone it wasn't a vacation at all (notice how he isn't tanned!) and he will not go into details about anything. I haven't watched him live in a while so I kinda forgot but he truly is the most affeminate 40 years old in the streaming business, you would think he didn't have a father figure with the way he just looooves the extra attention.

 

[RuZZianWarCriminal]

Bro I don’t know how it’s even possible but his voice somehow got even more annoying. Like it’s still got that usual whiny, nasal tone but now there’s another extra layer of squeaky, high-pitched desperation baked into it. It’s like a balloon slowly deflating

Every time he says “LET’S GET SOME SUBS, LET’S GET SOME TIPS,” it’s like nails on a chalkboard. He’s trying to sound hyped, but it just comes off strained and forced. Most people take time off and come back refreshed, but this guy managed to come back worse.

The sunglasses make him look like a divorced drunk cutting a WWE promo in a gay bar.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He just slipped up and said he was "back home". So we at least know for sure he was out of the house.

well yeah he was, at the mall, where a big ugly evil detractor suddenly jumped out of a trash can on a spring with a camera ready in hand to film the king! arent those detractors just dumb obsessed mouthdroolers? SNORT

edit: "i like being in control" lol thats gonna become a bit

 

[Kiwi Andy]

"It's good to be back"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This stream is so fuckin cringe and I refuse to believe anything actually bad happened to Phil.

You think that’s bad? The weens are going to pay out big this stream. I’m betting he will get 400-700 in donos today. Spend a week away and ‘tards will pay more to “troll” him


edit: he's at 121/150 and getting a shit ton of "troll" donos. I guess this could be his new grift. leave for a little bit, and milk the weens for more money.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Alright I'm thinking that Divorce Coin is back cause the way he's acting like a middle aged man who's wife left him

 

[Philipp Amthor]

It's funny how fast he got his first beg in and the chat got him thsxic again after a break. Like coming back from 3 weeks of vacation and realizing that your replacement did hardly anything and losing every feeling of relaxation 10 min after starting your computer.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Right now I'm thinking

1. CT visit
2. staycation
3. Disneyland/ World trip

 

[Luigi Mangione]

HOLY SHIT HE'S IMPLYING HE'S GOT THE POLICE INVOLVED TO TRACK DETRACTORS.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. YEAH, GET THE DETRACTORS PHILLIP; WATCH OUT TEVIN YOUR 2 YEARS REIGN IS COMING TO AN END NIGGA

 

[Telemeter]

Doody named dropped.

Doody won.

It doesn't matter what you think of Doody, he got what he wanted.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

View attachment 7635218

Jayde is a good egg. Too bad he idolizes a gouty e-beggar.

 

[IsaACKRepentance]

I think the funniest outcome is he got Ethan Ralph Portugal'd but the pic of his sunglasses slightly off makes it seem like thats not the case.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

You think that’s bad? The weens are going to pay out big this stream. I’m betting he will get 400-700 in donos today. Spend a week away and ‘tards will pay more to “troll” him


edit: he's at 121/150 and getting a shit ton of "troll" donos. I guess this could be his new grift. leave for a little bit, and milk the weens for more money.

But then he's no better than that dang dirty Casino. Remember the sandwich shop analogy?! How could Phil have double standards like that?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Emergency detractor meeting in the Super Secret Reehouse we need to get our ducks in a row before we DFE

 

[San Dimas High School]

So you don't have any remotely recent receipts, got it.

What's remotely recent? Go watch the 2 episodes after the king snakening if you care that much. It really happened. They were glazing him.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

I think the funniest outcome is he got Ethan Ralph Portugal'd but the pic of his sunglasses slightly off makes it seem like thats not the case.

At least Ralph got punched, he probably got laughed at at a gas station and massively overreacted. This is a new arc for sure.

 

[Comma]

LMAO.

Out of nowhere, he put out a statement using vague lawyer-speak, stating - among other things - that "as of today detractor channels are being recorded" and "soon their content will be mine", basically implying he's collecting evidence for a future lawsuit or legal precedent.

Clip:

I guess he's trying to intimidate detractor channels based on H3H3's lawsuit.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

phil is now on a warpath "documenting for the future" and "recording" the restreams and clipping done by detractors
what this means is he probably convinced a dent or two to watch tractor content. with any luck these people will be too retarded to switch back to his own tab before throwing shekels into the pig pen lol