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Karen Riley said:
He might be a liar but as I said he's generally a cunning liar. It'd be a pretty big backtrack for him to say he was lying when he had absolutely zero need to
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Maybe not for you, but making himself look a better/less shitty person... or some extra bits is a reason to lie. Thats how I see it.

Talking about bits, was the begging video a success? Did he get big donations?

Ahh... one more thing
neger psykolog said:
Ok so let's make it official then, these are the current theories surrounding DSP's emergency vlahg. I've placed my own opinion about what we know/don't below some of these, you can feel free to edit/update as you wish.
  • Phil issues
    • IRS Audit
      • Unlikely given he has denied it as well as having his taxes signed off by a proper accountant
    • Bank recalling loan due to risk factors or some sort of event happening with his debt
      • Certainly possible. Especially since Phil has 2 outstanding house loans and a loan for his car as well as other outstanding credit.
      • It is possible Phil's loan(s) were put through fraudulently by his bank, then another bank purchased them and has asked for documentation to prove his ability to pay his loan. If he cannot provide this, based upon what I've read, the bank can require he repay the loan immediately.
      • He could also be facing this due to nonpayment of homeowner's insurance, nonpayment of HOA dues or because he has failed to maintain the property or somehow reneged on terms he agreed with the bank.
    • Phil getting evicted due to HOA issues of some form
      • Unknown. Phil lives in a gated community and is pretty much required to keep the HOA happy. The only thing we know is he recently had to powerwash his driveway because the HOA requires it.
    • Phil having issues because of recent Equifax data leaks
      • Unlikely
    • YouTube/Twitch/Patreon/PayPal issues
      • Unlikely. Despite the downturn in YouTube revenue, Phil has a preferential relationship with Twitch and they don't really care to go after him.
      • It is possible that the large sum of money Phil was heavily dependent upon receiving in October has somehow been delayed or withheld due to unknown reasons.
  • Pandalee issues
    • Pandalee claiming palimony
      • This is possible in Washington
    • Pandalee trying to claim her share of the house/exit the house mortgage
      • This is a real possibility, but we do not know if she was listed on the mortgage
    • Pandalee is pregnant
      • Although someone claimed that Pandalee said she never wanted kids, things change when people actually get pregnant so this is not beyond the realm of possibility
  • Health related issues
    • Phil having some sort of health issues
      • Unknown. Even though Phil isn't healthy, there is nothing to really suggest something medically related at this stage with any certainty.
    • Phil's parents having some sort of health issues
      • Unknown.
  • Wildcard issues
    • EVO has tried to revoke Phil's 2005 4th place rank in Street Fighter Turbo 2 (as documented on wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_Championship_Series)
    • Gout
    • Sexual harassment lawsuit
    • Libel/slander/defamation lawsuit launched by one of the many thousands of people Phil has attacked on his streams/videos
    • Heavy metal poisoning from consumption of poorly produced batch of V8 energy drinks
    • Physical injury caused by game controller
    • Major/expensive structural issues to Phil's house caused by his weight
    • Major/expensive mold issues caused by Phil keeping his house messy
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You missed the most likely one. Nothing. He just made a begging video to get more money. He did not talk about it, maybe he wont even. Thats still my bet.
 
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To add to an earlier topic about his strong hate for PDP. I think his hate goes deeper than just envy it may have to do with the fact that back in the day PDP was partnered with machinima while they were in the talks of getting a big brand advertiser. But said big advertiser saw one of PDP's old vids (rape jokes, screaming like a bitch, immature humor) and pulled the plug on their partnership. When this happened Machinima had to renegotiate all partner contracts because they put all their eggs into that big advertiser. Thus fucking Phillip over. Then PDP with the Nazi thing made more advertisers pull more ads thus fucking Phil over again. But let's not forget the envy angle as well. Since Phil wishes he had as much loyal fans that PDP has to back him up in his most cringe.
 
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You fuckers are damn autistic. I am going to lock this thread so you can all find corners to stim in, and when I unlock it I expect that all of this fighting over the ethics of speculation to be out of your system. Moderation accepts speculation based on fact that is on-topic. When you try to correct user behavior you are backseat moderating. This is a single formal warning that permathreadbans will come if you want to continue this stream of discussion. The thread will be unlocked at 12PM Eastern time. Take some haldol or something, this is embarrassing.

ETA: Unlocked. Stop being retarded.
 
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PieceofShet said:
You missed the most likely one. Nothing. He just made a begging video to get more money. He did not talk about it, maybe he wont even. Thats still my bet.
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Thanks, I added that.
I also added the "ruse cruise" option where Phil has done all this just to sit around at a later date and accuse his detractors being mentally deranged for speculating.
 
neger psykolog said:
Thanks, I added that.
I also added the "ruse cruise" option where Phil has done all this just to sit around at a later date and accuse his detractors being mentally deranged for speculating.
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Meh, that's the weakness of nothing, though- SoK is dead, there's no dragon for DSP fans to slay anymore. If Phil keeps pussyfooting what's wrong, there's no incentive for people to open wallets or actually support him. I mean, we haven't heard about any $500 non-BSV donations since that video, have we? It's going to be a slow realization he can't blame those pesky detractors for future mistakes. There's no one left to point at now, except the guy in the mirror.
 
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Dragoonism said:
The thread needed a lock in order to cool down, too much shit was thrown around in here!
Notice a lot of new users in here, accounts created 2017, doubt they are DSP fans coming to whitewash him, more probably SoK followers looking for a new place!
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Autism is the force, henceforth Fred Fuckery existing.

Anyways we should sit back relax and watch Phil manage to piss off even his most devoted asskissers.
 
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NumberingYourState said:
Autism is the force, henceforth Fred Fuckery existing.

Anyways we should sit back relax and watch Phil manage to piss off even his most devoted asskissers.
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Doesn't really matter why we're all here now but at this point the only thing we can do is wait until Phil opens his big mouth, because he will, and then we'll have something to go on.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
Hey, yeah, has BSV and his bottomless wallet gone mia on Phil?
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Something happening to BSV would basically be a natural disaster as far as Phil is concerned.

If you reach a point in life where your financial well being is centered around one person, and that person isn't married to you, you've made a serious mistake somewhere along the way.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Ok so let's make it official then, these are the current theories surrounding DSP's emergency vlahg. I've placed my own opinion about what we know/don't below some of these, you can feel free to edit/update as you wish.
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Can you imagine the Cat 5 chimpout he'd have if they revoked that "win" of his? I think that would just break his defective little mind in two.

Taily Puff said:
Something happening to BSV would basically be a natural disaster as far as Phil is concerned.

If you reach a point in life where your financial well being is centered around one person, and that person isn't married to you, you've made a serious mistake somewhere along the way.
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Thanks to Harvey and Irma, we all know how he responds to natural disasters -- "Give me money dood, it's as good a cause as giving money to hurricane victims, *SNORT* ACK ACK ACK"
 
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scorptatious said:
Ah. Thanks.
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I wouldn't call it fake news just yet.
It's unlikely first of all, she's also expressed that she didn't want children in the past and would get an abortion if she got pregnant (according to someone here).

However, when people get pregnant their opinion about having children can change dramatically.

I personally doubt that a bun in the oven would cause whatever Phil's emergency vlahg though.
 
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I thought i already mentioned this, but the month is already ending and when than happen he begin to beg for money harder, i dont know why you people are making wild theories about it, its just him begging like always

Next month all of this will be forgotten and he would begin his bitching about how he is not going to do the Halloween stream
 
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I keep wondering what DSP would be like if he wasn't a gaming youtuber and something else, like a "tactical" or "fitness" youtuber? Can you imagine a fitness program and diet designed by DSP?

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I give it a week and a few hundred patreon dollars until this "mystery" ALERT situation goes away. Going back to live with family may do DSP some good. At least he won't be lonely all the time.
 
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