DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[uruugint]

watching more and more of phil and starting to follow him in starting to make me somewhat depressed. my younger brother is a spitting image of phil with the "WHAAAAAAAAT?!" "NUTTIN I COULD DOOOOO" "WOW OKAAAY THAT'S FAIR" and the general laziness and zero worth to society. i'll pray to the good god every day that he doesn't end up like phil in 20 years.

kind of makes me wonder too if phil was always this way (pre lets plays and livestreaming) or if the fame from that one fighting game tourny kickstarted all this shit

 

[Krieger]

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DSP confirmed 4 :autism:

He just went live, so I'm gonna update this post with his shit:

• Says he had a really odd time
• Says he was talking about the inspector coming all week
• The alarm system is built into his garage opener
• The heat sensor detects flame, smoke or heat
• If it detects a fire it sets of a common alarm, and it alerts the entire neighbourhood
• He's whining about how loud the alarm is
• "Here was here testing all the alarms in our triplex"
• He's whining that the guy was 'late'
• "But I didn't know this, but I'd been hearing some noise from neighbours house (he makes beeping sounds) it'd go off during the day, is it like an alarm clock?"
• "apparently their garage fire alarm was malfunctioning"
• The inspector found his neighbor's alarm was faulty and had to spend an hour to replace it
• Phil couldn't stream because he had to make sure his garage door was open
• Apparently the inspector tested the alarm for like 2 minutes and Phil said it was so loud he had to go and hide in the laundry room
• "took a really long time, the guy didn't even leave until 3:30 PM"
• The excitement didn't stop there
  • Phil then went grocery shopping
  • Phil had to eat
  • He decided he would "forgo my earlier stream"

Don't tykes usually have the excuse of being able to grow up and learn self-awareness though? A good year when you can clearly say infants have an advantage over you.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Surprised he hasn't thrown his PS4 at the wall, then again he probably trip and injure himself lol. Depression now, suicidal and psychotic in the next few months.

 

[neger psykolog]

Don't tykes usually have the excuse of being able to grow up and learn self-awareness though? A good year when you can clearly say infants have an advantage over you.

DSP has special blocks...

 

[Krieger]

DSP has special blocks...

In three years, he graduates to the special helmet so he can walk outside and talk with the IRL people without damaging his sensitive autism!

 

[Dewey Manlove]

I kinda feel bad for him just stumbling through life even with the luck he has

Anytime I start feeling even slightly bad for Phil I watch this video (always including the last line).

To combat your own stray flashes of empathy for the gouty creep, I suggest you bookmark your own personnel favorite as a handy reminder of what a despicable human being he truly is.

 

[Xenomorph]

Holy shit, he is in a pissy mood tonight already screaming at people in chat, whining about no mods. "Lets play this PIECE OF SHIT"

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

• Phil got 2 combo meals by mistake and didn't realize until he was home.

• "Oh well, bonus combo meal"

It's the return of the hidden burger!

 

[CausticMinory]

Who knew DSP'S authentic Italian Sauce was good for attracting autism as well as diabetes.

 

[Roasted]

kind of makes me wonder too if phil was always this way (pre lets plays and livestreaming) or if the fame from that one fighting game tourny kickstarted all this shit

If you go to the Shoryuken forums and search for DSP, you will notice him being disliked by the community quite a bit.
Posts go as far back as I think 2001, and even later around 2008-2010 you will see people making references to being glad he's gone, kind of a site legend.

Start with the last pages of the search and work towards the present.
http://forums.shoryuken.com/search?...cussion_poll=1&comment_c=1&within=1+day&date=

Do note that DSP's account got deleted a long time ago, so all his posts were made by the "system" account, which is really just a placeholder.

 

[Xenomorph]

Game errored out and now he is doing his slow clap. He looks like disheveled shit, greasy and unkempt, unshaved and his eyes are bugged out.

 

[Raine]

Game errored out and now he is doing his slow clap. He looks like disheveled shit, greasy and unkempt, unshaved and his eyes are bugged out.

The error code he got was "NP-31950-8." It's apparently party chat related.

 

[neger psykolog]

The error code he got was "NP-31950-8." It's apparently party chat related.

I'd say that all these connection problems are Phil related. It's obvious he has no fucking clue how to set up a router properly or figure out after all this time that these mystical "netcode problems" he has on every single game going are related to his shitty internet setup.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'd say that all these connection problems are Phil related. It's obvious he has no fucking clue how to set up a router properly or figure out after all this time that these mystical "netcode problems" he has on every single game going are related to his shitty internet setup.

They are 100% Phil related. Law of averages says if it's happening a lot in different games, it's you. But try telling him that lol

 

[neger psykolog]

Does he usually stream so close to when he's eaten something?
He must've burped like 40 times by now. There's no way in hell that's normal.

This guy must shovel down stupid food and drink all day long, and then take a bunch of medicine from his cabinet trying to counter everything 24/7.

 

[Xenomorph]

Does he usually stream so close to when he's eaten something?
He must've burped like 40 times by now. There's no way in hell that's normal.

This guy must shovel down stupid food and drink all day long, and then take a bunch of medicine from his cabinet trying to counter everything 24/7.

He is a mouth breather, all that snorting he does and swallowing all that air he is a bloated gassy mess.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I don't think Leanna really caused Big Phil to change that much, considering the fact that he spent money on a new BMW with the earnings from their collabs while John and Howard had to take days off from their day job just to get the show together.
They were criminally underpaid by Goutboy while putting in just as much (if not more) work than Phil himself.

Well we have seen forum posts by Phil circa 2003, before he met Leanna or Rambo and he was still the same shit talking, excuse making, egotistical, toxic man-baby back then and it would be a safe bet way before then too.

Edit: @Roasted brought this up on the last page with a link.

 

[James Smith]

$4264 give or take (he did have some declined recurring pledges on Patreon at the beginning of the month) of income earned this month so far.

• $902 was recurring Patreon pledges and he could withdraw that on September 5th
• $1860 was tips and he could withdraw that effectively as he received them
  
• $111 was new/increased Patreon pledges which have already been charged to cards and he will be able to withdraw that on October 5th, along with any recurring pledge amounts that have not been charged yet
• $1392 was bits/subs and he will be able to withdraw that on November 15th or sooner.

 

[Freshtodeath]

he looks sweaty, keeps burping and keeps smelling his fingers.

 

[Xenomorph]

he looks sweaty, keeps burping and keeps smelling his fingers.

Yeah seems to be some sort of weird tic he has.