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Brian Butterfield said:
I'm gonna be sick, he's so sweaty and bloated his shirt is soaking in grease. If he would put in any effort in his appearance he'd at least shave off that three day old 5 o'clock shadow.

The combination of musky stank and dust in that room must make it ungodly. He's like a hoarder of grime and bodily odors.
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Just think, that poor fireman that checked his alarm today had to be in Phil's presence, and his condo for more than 2 minutes. Poor guy's olfactory system is probably still recovering.

HolocaustDenier said:
https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyVenomousMonitorVoteNay
phil just had the biggest meltdown i have seen from him, phil really hates combos because he cant do any, what a faggot "i made no mistakes", he really thinks hes gameplay is flawless
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Wonder if he realizes that he sounds like a petulant little bitch with borderline retardation when he does that "hurr hurr you're the dumb one here" voice. I doubt it though.
 
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Keystone said:
Just think, that poor fireman that checked his alarm today had to be in Phil's presence, and his condo for more than 2 minutes. Poor guy's olfactory system is probably still recovering.



Wonder if he realizes that he sounds like a petulant little bitch with borderline exceptionalism when he does that "hurr hurr you're the dumb one here" voice. I doubt it though.
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Borderline nothing.
 
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HolocaustDenier said:
https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyVenomousMonitorVoteNay
phil just had the biggest meltdown i have seen from him, phil really hates combos because he cant do any, what a faggot "i made no mistakes", he really thinks hes gameplay is flawless
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Jesus Christ, that's bitter enough I almost winced. Phil's disheveled appearance doesn't help, this is what a person looks like when they're angry at everyone for things they did to themselves.
 
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Keystone said:
Just think, that poor fireman that checked his alarm today had to be in Phil's presence, and his condo for more than 2 minutes. Poor guy's olfactory system is probably still recovering.



Wonder if he realizes that he sounds like a petulant little bitch with borderline exceptionalism when he does that "hurr hurr you're the dumb one here" voice. I doubt it though.
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He never watches his own footage so of course he doesn't know how poorly he comes off. When someone edits their own footage they notice the quirks they have and may want to improve, like a phrase they constantly say (okay,) an annoying tick (snort,) or just how they come off in general as a person. Phil just shits out raw footage and expects everyone to watch 4 hours when he won't watch one second.
 
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MvC: I may be a breaking point for Phillip.

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JamFlowMan said:
He never watches his own footage so of course he doesn't know how poorly he comes off. When someone edits their own footage they notice the quirks they have and may want to improve, like a phrase they constantly say (okay,) an annoying tick (snort,) or just how they come off in general as a person. Phil just shits out raw footage and expects everyone to watch 4 hours when he won't watch one second.
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Phil says he doesn't watch his, or anyone else's, footage but I have a hard time believing that a narcissist like Phil doesn't think all of his footage is top notch. I'm sure he's the guy watching his own fails and applauding them while saying the game, or other players, are shit. In his eyes he does no wrong.
 
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Phil says he doesn't watch his, or anyone else's, footage but I have a hard time believing that a narcissist like Phil doesn't think all of his footage is top notch. I'm sure he's the guy watching his own fails and applauding them while saying the game, or other players, are shit. In his eyes he does no wrong.
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I'll point out DSP does watch his own footage... kind of. When DSP goes to upload his many recorded videos to YouTube, he has to skim through each of them to figure out a title to give each video. In the past DSP has accidentally left his stream live for 15+ minutes & we start to hear audio from these videos as he checks them over.
I imagine this is part of why DSP considers the 30+ minutes of uploading to YouTube as 'work', he probably longs for the old days of 'Big Game pt73' but knows that'll never get him the views & ad revenue he seeks.

I haven't watched the online sessions of MvCI beyond a couple Vault Boy edits, but he seemed REALLY salty today. I recorded a couple bits from the VoD (which DSP has now deleted) and didn't get ANY of these 3 clips already linked earlier. It felt like you could jump 5 minutes back & forth through the gameplay & find him ranting about how shit the game is, or being smug about how his 'fighting game fundamentals' won a match.
As others pointed out, remember DSP wants moral support & for people to be positive since Monday's "Serious Talk". It just feels like an excuse to rant & rave without penalty. A highlight: DSP whined when someone in chat said this:
[20:51] <skooma_dealer> why must you act so angry
DSP's response is "I'm not acting angry, I am!"
EDIT: In fact Mrhuth Stuff has already edited down a 35 minute video of the latest stream, he works so much harder & faster on videos than I ever could.
 
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EddyB43 said:
I'll point out DSP does watch his own footage... kind of. When DSP goes to upload his many recorded videos to YouTube, he has to skim through each of them to figure out a title to give each video. In the past DSP has accidentally left his stream live for 15+ minutes & we start to hear audio from these videos as he checks them over.
I imagine this is part of why DSP considers the 30+ minutes of uploading to YouTube as 'work', he probably longs for the old days of 'Big Game pt73' but knows that'll never get him the views & ad revenue he seeks.

I haven't watched the online sessions of MvCI beyond a couple Vault Boy edits, but he seemed REALLY salty today. I recorded a couple bits from the VoD (which DSP has now deleted) and didn't get ANY of these 3 clips already linked earlier. It felt like you could jump 5 minutes back & forth through the gameplay & find him ranting about how shit the game is, or being smug about how his 'fighting game fundamentals' won a match.
As others pointed out, remember DSP wants moral support & for people to be positive since Monday's "Serious Talk". It just feels like an excuse to rant & rave without penalty. A highlight: DSP whined when someone in chat said this:
[20:51] <skooma_dealer> why must you act so angry
DSP's response is "I'm not acting angry, I am!"
EDIT: In fact Mrhuth Stuff has already edited down a 35 minute video of the latest stream, he works so much harder & faster on videos than I ever could.
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Dude fuck off. Don't detract from his business.
Listen, ok, here's the bottom line, playing Sonic Mania and then breathing heavily into the webcam is a job, ok? Alright?
Fucking troll.
 
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Dewey Manlove said:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-1573#post-2609460

Hope that helps.
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I am hoping the linked post gets 20 "Islamic Content" ratings. I heard you can then print out a screenshot and take to Kroger for half-off any pork product. I have a hankering for some tasty discount canned ham.

And more on-topic: Phil's love seat contains more dried body fluids and other biological material than the FBI crime lab storage facility.
 
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HolocaustDenier said:
https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyVenomousMonitorVoteNay
phil just had the biggest meltdown i have seen from him, phil really hates combos because he cant do any, what a faggot "i made no mistakes", he really thinks hes gameplay is flawless
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I remember Phil having similar meldowns during his Demon's Souls playthrough after some invader wrecked his equipment with the troll spear
He sounds like he hitted the gin very hard this time,he's rambling exactly like a raging alcholic
 
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HolocaustDenier said:
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phil just had the biggest meltdown i have seen from him, phil really hates combos because he cant do any, what a faggot "i made no mistakes", he really thinks hes gameplay is flawless
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If he can't do combos then he can rely on the autocombos the game provides to scrubs. All he has to do is keep mashing Light Attack and he could feel like he knows what he's doing.

EddyB43 said:
DSP's response is "I'm not acting angry, I am!"
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And Philip was ass at every single one of those games. Notice how he omits MvC 2. MvC 3 had some growing pains in the FGC and Capcom/Marvel did fuck up when they released a retail update to the game (Not DLC mind you, a physical release update to the game that costs $40) 8 months after launch of the Vanilla edition. A lot of players hated X-Factor (a comeback mechanic) and Phoenix. But people adapted and it's now regarded as a great game.
 
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