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Phil just received a $200 tip from Jenovacalamity.
This required Phil to go to his PC. He explained that he had to 'check the history' to make sure this person had never charged him back, and they never had.
It's amazing that someone decided to reward his vile behaviour today, but I suspected this may happen. A whale gets to feel like a hero, if only to stop Phil's mounting tantrums.

If you want some conspiracy theory, you know what else is on his PC but may not be on his phone? Discord.
He also for some reason had the Sonic hat handy instead of the cowboy hat. So he either lied about not having it around, or he knew he had to get it for tonight.

EDIT: Phil is also making a big deal of putting on the vest in AC. This was after making a big deal last time that it may never happen again.
This is all suspect.

EDIT 2: Another $100 from Jenova. $300 total. These people are subhuman.
Hey I’d rather a pathetic whale do this than him having an actual fanbase that he gets that kinda money from. It’s much funnier to me knowing one person is this big a loser
 
not sure if someone already posted this, but a couple days ago 2 of hololive's english vtubers were streaming minecraft, they went into the nether and found a pig man, locked him in a cage, and chat got them to name him Phil. i was just watching them stream again and excitedly yell out "hey phil!" when they went by his cage.
 
It has him listed as the top tipper at $300. Was Phil kind enough to add his 2 tips together, or did he donate a $300 tip to reach 600/616 total?

Edit: I think I know the answer.

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Just as a heads-up, "Jenova Calamity" is some kind of....thing on the internet, so this isn't really solid proof unless they're also from Ontario, Canada.
 
not sure if someone already posted this, but a couple days ago 2 of hololive's english vtubers were streaming minecraft, they went into the nether and found a pig man, locked him in a cage, and chat got them to name him Phil. i was just watching them stream again and excitedly yell out "hey phil!" when they went by his cage.


If only I had editing skills, some choice DSP quotes would fit perfectly here...
 
Suddenly with all this money:

- He keeps talking about the awesome contributions, every 5 minutes.
- Everything is fun, everything is chill.
- My life is great and I enjoy being with you all.
- The weather is nice
- Enjoys the mature 1 day follower only mode.

This is absolutly disgusting.

memory hole that positivity asap
 
How long until the $600 is gone? I'm thinking tonight half of it vanishes alongside a bottle of gin. I bet Phil and Horse will easily be able to blow through the rest on their fuhn mature day out as they waddle around the mall.
 
How long until the $600 is gone? I'm thinking tonight half of it vanishes alongside a bottle of gin. I bet Phil and Horse will easily be able to blow through the rest on their fuhn mature day out as they waddle around the mall.
Probably blows half of it asap when the stream ends with a disgusting sprite + gin khanbo.

Rest is tomorrow stuffing their ass on fast food.
 
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It's a Final Fantasy reference, so it's probably going to turn up all over the place.

I again just want to point out as Phil is having a great time that the $300 just corrects the consistently low success rate of the tip goals this week. Last week, he probably had a comparable amount of money and was claiming he couldn't afford groceries, and had to pay for the headset. Today he revealed that he will likely have to pay for the headset this weekend, so he begged for money for it at the start of tonight's stream again. Plus, this week had massive amounts of chargebacks. So this comes down to him actually blowing through $1200 in cash each week.

Additionally, at the start of this stream, he mentioned a chargeback that he was waiting to hear about... and then immediately stopped himself and said 'but I don't want to bore you with that'.
So that's likely a large chargeback (maybe that $1200 speculated earlier) that is currently being contested and Phil may yet get back. He wanted to use it to beg, and then clearly realized that people would expect to hear a follow up on that, so he changed the subject. This flatly confirms that he is lying about the chargebacks, because at the very least he is contesting them and likely not losing them all as he has been implying. It also confirms that it isn't all that one guy with the stolen credit cards. There are still others after he just said that there wasn't yesterday.

The $300 just disappoints me because I just wanted to see what he would say next - we were just hitting that fun state where he was desperately lying so much that he had somehow managed to stop saying anything truthful.
 
I think at least the $200 was planned, real or fake. Phil's mood changed suddenly during Pokémon. He made his beg tweet for support before Animal Crossing, had one dollar exiting the Prestream with a water break, then he stalled so much that the Switch fell asleep three times without Phil touching a button. Then out of the blue comes a big tip he needs to check on his PC and not his Phone? I think that is where the Sonic hat was staged then he put on the vest and I thought Halloween came early. The extra tips made all of this some fake with talk about winning 10k playing in an online casino. Then the dude leaves change talking about playing the slots, it just felt planned and fake and even if the money is real you know that shit is already getting torched going for WWE pulls. The rest is for his meals and shopping tomorrow. Expect chargebacks to negate these tips by Halloween. The memory holes are all over the place.
 
In regards to the online casino, it’s possible to definitely hit some big money. Here’s a couple of screenshots of me winning $18,000 and other various amounts. I don’t think the dude is lying, he’s just another random lonely cuck who wanted his two minutes of fame and have chat members fawn over his showering of tips on the pig. Phil’s ability to attract lonely, attention-seeking weirdoes from all over the Internet never ceases to amaze me.

(Yeah, I’m a degenerate gambler but at least I don’t give any of my winnings to the pig because I’m not a subhuman piece of shit).
 

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Not even mad at the autistic donations last stream. Doesn’t matter if it’s 50 dollars, 100, or 1000. He’s a compulsive spender, gambler, and liar. It’s all getting shoveled into his addictions, and then he’ll lie about it to his viewers and feign financial distress some more.

It’s been two months since his bankruptcy and he’s already out-spent his means, despite receiving thousands of dollars every month for doing basically zero work. My pointless prediction is that he won’t be able to afford his mortgage by the end of the year.
 
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