DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ahffline]

I like how you cant even read the bloody pad because of the 480p cam

It plays perfectly into the pignosis. He knows how to work his cashslaves. It doesn't matter if they're giving because they're fans of him or if they're doing it to "get back at da twolls." Maybe they tip because they are trying to vicariously vanquish the bullies who mocked them when they were kids. Maybe they're just other manchildren with unresolved daddy issues. Their motivation is irrelevant to Pigbert. When tips are low, he just trots out the Big Bad Trolls (tm) or Machoor Adult Bills (tm) and the bucks come pouring it like clockwork, every time.

It's fascinating.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

>null caring about anything that goes on this board

Please don't remind him it still exists, or it'll get the Amberlynn subforum treatment.

 

[hundredthousand]

Please don't remind him it still exists, or it'll get the Amberlynn subforum treatment.

I like the time Null came here, got into a sperg war with a bunch of people, then locked the thread and rage quit. lol...

 

[N0thingICanDo]

So after hyping up the infamous Gaming "Broketober"

The only thing that broke in the month was Phil's bank account?

Can he bankrupt again?

 

[actually]

Can he bankrupt again?

Not for another 5 or 6 years.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Can he bankrupt again?

One thing Phil doesn't lie about... when he's broke.

 

[PieceofShet]

-Playing the 2 most hyped game, GoTG and MD is a nono. No money.
-Spending money on takeouts, restaurants and WWECHAMPIONS is ok.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I'm sure the finest autists in the Kiwi SigInt unit are working furiously at making it readably as we speak.

I work for Facebook as a fact checker so am pretty good at cleaning up these images and ensuring truths get to the public.

Spoiler

 

[UaineRunei]

Sorry for the late shitpost, but I just couldn't resist

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So after hyping up the infamous Gaming "Broketober"

The only thing that broke in the month was Phil's bank account?

Can he bankrupt again?

Its an 8 year waiting period between bankruptcies

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I work for Facebook as a fact checker so am pretty good at cleaning up these images and ensuring truths get to the public.

Spoiler

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It warms my hears to see our potential reptile overlords has such capable and dedicated people such as yourself working for them.

 

[detractorzer0]

I like how Phil says he needs to penny pinch on his day off and also says that part of that penny pinching is going out to dinner with Kat.

 

[Mr. Brown]

It's about time we've had a good salty pre-stream.

"I'm in a bad situation because of the crimes against me"

It wasn't the WWE Champions, doordash, total wine or $400/week of groceries... It was the crimes against him which caused him this pain.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

>He doesn't know

You're like a bad penny.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Hot take, these types of prestreams don’t make Phil look dumb. Phil is literally doing what makes him money. His fans are the ones who look more retarded every single time this happens.

If I went out my front door and spread my cheeks and got a $100 bill stuck in my ass every time, it may be embarrassing but that’s an extremely reliable way to make $100.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

it is kinda funny how he'll just asks really stupid questions, rambles about nonsense and complaining about nothing to try to stop from being scared, not sure what a lot of blood has to do with making hotdogs but you be you dave, and when he does he gt scared he says shit like "AHH The game didn't scare me the sound did." the sound that he scratches his leg to being in surround sound isn't part of the game?

funny not as in he's funny but this dude even has excuses and coping for this...

 

[Mr. Brown]

Hot take, these types of prestreams don’t make Phil look dumb. Phil is literally doing what makes him money. His fans are the ones who look more exceptional every single time this happens.

If I went out my front door and spread my cheeks and got a $100 bill stuck in my ass every time, it may be embarrassing but that’s an extremely reliable way to make $100.

You're 100% correct, he does this to make money but it doesn't mean we can't enjoy watching him debase himself further and further each week.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Hot take, these types of prestreams don’t make Phil look dumb. Phil is literally doing what makes him money. His fans are the ones who look more exceptional every single time this happens.

If I went out my front door and spread my cheeks and got a $100 bill stuck in my ass every time, it may be embarrassing but that’s an extremely reliable way to make $100.

Phil streaming like he does to get money has never been dumb. I don't blame him at all for keeping it up. He should be preparing for life after his small group of dentheads stops giving him money, but whatever.

It's how he spends it.

 

[detractorzer0]

If I went out my front door and spread my cheeks and got a $100 bill stuck in my ass every time, it may be embarrassing but that’s an extremely reliable way to make $100.

The entertainment is in seeing how far you're willing to go and what people are willing to pay to see you go there.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

DAVE IS PAYING BILLS EVERY FUCKIN DAY. YOU NUDNIK KIDS DON'T EVEN SCRAWL OUT ALL YOUR EXPENSES ON A PIECE OF A PAPER LIKE A MACHOOR INTELLIGENT AH-DULT
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I like the fact that chat with the dentheads proclaim dEbUnKed TIIIIIME

Yet Phil the fucking retard shows zero proof of how much he pays out per bill

Dave you thick shit, we know you "penny pinch" just to wank over a mobile game dude, we know what you do better than your audience does