DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Hogan of the South]

I added a highly requested feature to the tips tracker the other day under the "Game (Analysis)" sheet. It is a breakdown of his earnings on a PER GAME basis, starting on 05/01/21 or afterwards:

Spoiler: Spreadsheet example

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If any questions please don't hesitate to ask!

Seriously their wallets /mommy’s credit cards have no limit.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Do you think the fuck you and fuck your mother rant today will help get his twitch partnership reinstated?

 

[Alt+F4]

Do you think the fuck you and fuck your mother rant today will help get his twitch partnership reinstated?

The King of Hateful slurs, no if Twitch was smart they would never allow that trash back.

 

[TheDevilUK]

No 1mm check today! How convenient, even though we know it came in.

 

[Lolidaki]

A man can not live without his gifted subs and the illusion of growth, twitch committed an illegal crime dood.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Break time status update:

Total tip: $186

Top tip: MegaFuse ($100)

Members: 262/300 (-1 since yesterday)

Viewers: 190

DSP has gone 1 hour without a tip, yet he magically does not check BTS tip anymore for daily Stipend when the goal is met by a whale earlier

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The King of Hateful slurs, no if Twitch was smart they would never allow that trash back.

If Twitch was smart they'd allow him back so they'd make a killing from his whales donating subs and bits while the internet at large doesn't give a shit about Darksydephil

 

[KyonyuuFan]

Anyone notice Phil slipped up and said "I didn't know how much I would owe the lawyer for my legal fees for the identity theft"? As far as I know lawyers make you sign a retainer with all the costs of the legal services you're paying for. So this is legit a 100% lie.
Also LMFAO at that piece of paper he scribbled on before coming on camera during the pre-stream. A list of all his bills but no values associated with each one. We got a tax binder redux from a few years ago (when he was trying to prove how much taxes he owes).

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Since when does a mortgage and bACK t-ACK-axes count as 5k alone?

So you're literally admitting guilt you lied on your bankruptcy forms?

Holy Shit Phil gg scamming those CC companies

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

pre stream was glorious.

notice he didnt mention kat at all.

Oh, he did though.

"I go downstairs & see thuh vacuum's broken, & I said 'KHAT WHUT'S WRONG?!?!'"

(Slightly paraphrased, but not by much, I can't be assed to find it again. But aaaahahahaha )

Also, "interest owed on unpaid attorney fees," I am fucking ded today. Call the space ambulance. I want my ribcage back.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

why does Phil even need a vacuum when he has all wood flooring?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Just got done with the prestream wew lad what an amazing 50 minutes of cope

 

[DeeTracktor]

Anyone notice Phil slipped up and said "I didn't know how much I would owe the lawyer for my legal fees for the identity theft"? As far as I know lawyers make you sign a retainer with all the costs of the legal services you're paying for. So this is legit a 100% lie.
Also LMFAO at that piece of paper he scribbled on before coming on camera during the pre-stream. A list of all his bills but no values associated with each one. We got a tax binder redux from a few years ago (when he was trying to prove how much taxes he owes).

It typical of something a 10 year old mind would come up with as proof of honesty, like forging a note after skipping school in your own handwriting

 

[whirly]

I miss SnowKarl where has our king gone

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is singlehandedly filling the pages. He probably wants at least one big achievement in his life (until Null nukes his section)

 

[Pargon]

why does Phil even need a vacuum when he has all wood flooring?

y

you can use a vacuum on bare floors. they have settings.

they don’t vacuum themselves if there’s no carpet.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I miss SnowKarl where has our king gone

Placing bets on him going the Swagginz route and crawling back once he realizes that he won't be King Dibshit anywhere outside Phil's streams

 

[wahkando]

why does Phil even need a vacuum when he has all wood flooring?

Sorry but what the fuck do you mean by this? Lol

Do you think people with wooden floors don't need to vacuum...?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Do you think people with wooden floors don't need to vacuum...

Doesn't Phil already life in a vacuum?
This device seems redundant.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Here's some life advice from 2014 Phil: Use an Excel spreadsheet make note of how much you are spending and have coming in.

Fast forward to 2021 and he's still writing out his bills on a piece of paper.