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Kornheiser said:
He will play the story mode but will avoid going online like crazy.
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Stream 1: Ok guys let me do some random practice matches vs bots to see who I like. We can do some online after that.
Stream 2: Last stream you told me you really like (buff male basic fighter). You like him so much lets do story mode. We can do some online after that.
Stream 3: We finished story mode, but allata peepul told me there is a lot more robust single play khantent. We can do some online after that.
Stream 4: Welcome to the premiere stream of (free gamepass walking sim) the hypest game no ones heard of! KOF is on hiatus for now because of BROKECEMBER, OK!?
 
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tzgnilki said:
@Piece of Peace was watching your illegal reestream & heard you asking about whether or not Phil can ride a bike, and a colleague of yours not knowing how to swim


Mighty D 12m45s, Phil didn't learn to ride a bike, he actually "almost graduated" from training wheels, but it wasn't his fault, and he did nothing wrong

he also can't swim but definitely could swim as a teenager (specifically mentioned during your restream @ 1hr21m26s), and he also could be one of the best overall swimming non-swimmers in the country if he tried

"Someone asked Phil if he could swim and instead of saying no, we got information about how he has tried it a few times and he's sure he could figure it out."

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I came across this weird story the other day: 'Yes, Derich, I did participate in raffles at my school but I never won anything. The best thing I ever won at a raffle was I went to a random basketball game and won a bike. By the way this was 1 week before my neighbor got beat to a bloody pulp and had his bike stolen by a gang. After that I never rode it. I'm serious. My dad and I built it together and then I never rode it, not once.'

Literally: Phil can't ride a bike because niggers would have stolen his bike.

Timestamped @ 7m12s (Edit: also YouTube video embeds played on Kiwi Farms have the ads blocked)
 
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Anonymous Dimwit said:
Potential is being generous tbh
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Way worse than that....

Look at this piece of human trash

He like to see a GOLDEN SHOWER followed by a REAR NAKED CHOKE

Sounds like a serial rapist-killer to me in the making

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Prince Lotor said:
I came across this weird story the other day: 'Yes, Derich, I did participate in raffles at my school but I never won anything. The best thing I ever won at a raffle was I went to a random basketball game and won a bike. By the way this was 1 week before my neighbor got beat to a bloody pulp and had his bike stolen by a gang. After that I never rode it. I'm serious. My dad and I built it together and then I never rode it, not once.'
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Typical Philism. No I never won anything, but this is what I won. Then tangent to some irrelevant story for 10 minutes.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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DSP gonna be so happy tomorrow on prestream
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I'd imagine a victory lap on twitter saying now YT is a more phastative place than Twitch and how smart he was to swap over, then on stream he'll allude that somehow it's all thanks to him that YT is stopping that tahxisity and totally not because big corpos are tired of getting ratio'd on their videos.
 
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So streamers and youtubers started to post videos and will soon stream Elden Ring..... Is he gonna bitch about in prestream?
After just a couple of days since he bitched about how no one played the gta trilogy yet
 
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Kornheiser said:
Is Phil going to play the King of Fighters beta in a couple of weeks? He is mister fighting game after all.
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He'll weasel his way out of it some how, probably too busy with GTA or Youtuber's life like he did with Guilty Gear beta twice and launch and Elden Ring network beta. One person said that you can't stream he didn't look into it, didn't think about it just "NOPE I can't play it oh well"

if it's not an easy game or walking simulator he won't play it.
 
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Made another random DSP video. Contains a bit of guesswork on my part but somewhat confident in those assumptions.

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Why was DSP desperate for help - April 2021

So I found a clip of a desperate Phil pleading with fans for short-term assistance in April of 2021, and using the brilliant tips tracker made by Piece of Pe...
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Thanks once again to @Piece of Peace and that tips tracker.
 
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